Quotes from What a Girl Wants

Quotes

FYI, this is one "chick flick" I'd highly recommend, lol!!! I love this movie!!!!!

Jocelyn Dashwood: No hugging, dear. I'm British. We only show affection to dogs and horses

Libby Reynolds: I love you a million Swedish Fish
Daphne Reynolds: I love you a million red M&Ms

Glynnis Payne: I know my daddy was naughty, but what about me?

Henry Dashwood: Alistairm you lied to me, I know yo lied to Libby, so you'll forgive me if I don't give a flying fart in space what you think!(this line cracked me up)

Clarissa: Oh, very you, lovely. So Henry asked me to give you a few pointers, didn't he? Well, pointer number 1: go home. Mother and I belong here and it's quite clear you just don't fit in. Pointer number 2: While you're packing, keep your grimy little Yankee paws off Armisted Stuart, he's mine
Daphne Reynolds: If you take your nose out of the air for a second you'll see you're designer, I'm vintage. You've got a mansion, I have a five floor walk-up. You're a snotty little miss cranky pants and I go with the flow, so why would ever think for one second that I'd ever have the same taste in guys? So here's a little pointer for you. Get over yourself and stop trying to be daddy's little girl because I'm not going anywhere

Glynnis Payne: Darling, we have to get Lubby here an escort
Daphne Reynolds: It's Libby, and why don't he just ask her himself?

Glynnis Payne: Oh, put a cork in it, Clarissa
Clarissa: Maybe someone should have put a cork in it seventeen years ago

[talking about Daphne]
Armistead's friend: I'd let her dump tea in my harbor anytime

Henry Dashwood: I think I owe you a rather large apology
Libby Reynolds: Do you think I've waited 17 years for an apology?

Glynnis Payne: [taking bite of eggs] These eggs are positively glacial. When I run this house, senile servants will be the first things that go
Clarissa: You'll have to get around the old bat first. She'd never allow it
Jocelyn Dashwood[entering the room] Anyone seen my pruning shears? The "old bat" seems to have forgotten where she put them.(FYI, this woman in the movie, Jocelyn Dashwood, is my favorite, she's a sweet old lady and does not mind speaking her mind)