Monday, July 11, 2022

Police Blotter Comedy

Being a police officer is a high stress job. Every day, you and your loved ones never know if you're coming home alive or in a body bag. So it's no surprise to learn that a sense of humor can often maintain your sanity. The scary part about these is that these are not made up; they're actual, legit police blotters issued for various offenses

1. I'm Watching You

2. Double Trouble

3. "Planting" Evidence

4. Hot 'N' Cold

5. Squirrel-1, Human-0

6. Attack of the ducks

7. It's the mailman

8. Burrito Rescue

9. Help Wanted

10. Murder for Dummies

11. If this is in Florida....

12. What did the Canadians do to deserve this?

13. No words for this one...

14. Money for nothing

15. No pants, no service

16. Friend No More

17. Chicken pot pie to go

 

18. Naked on the Hood

19. A suspicious smell...

20. Role Model

21. Only in your worst nightmares

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