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Showing posts with label teachers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teachers. Show all posts

Saturday, May 7, 2022

19 Teachers You Wish You Had

Everyone wishes they had teachers they remember. Teachers that made it fun to learn and really drove home the point that not everyone is going to find physics enjoyable, chemistry fun or algebra the highlight of their day. Some teachers really tried to deliver fun with education. Here are some teachers you wish you had in school

1. All teachers in this yearbook photo







2. New take on "Say No to Drugs"

3. Rock paper scissors

4. Even teachers do selfies...

5. Kids-0 Teacher-1 for epic prank of the year











6. The pencil of shame

7. #yearbook win

8. An impostor lurking on the premises...

9. MIA bobblehead

10. Teaching tolerance through humor

11. Teaching chemistry with Lady Gaga

12. Scheduling is key

13. So many uses for archery

14. Cursing creatively

15. The Force is strong with this one

16. The best and worst teacher ever

17. Just sayin'...

18. Teaching wisdom through proverbs

19. Talk about a dream killer...

Thursday, April 28, 2022

Teachers Reveal Things They Hate About Teaching

It's not all sunshine, rainbows and gum drops in the world of education. It's hard work and dealing with various types of personalities. Teachers reveal things they secretly hate about teaching.

1. Two types of students

-I dislike two types of students.

1.) Those who are mean to other students

2.) Those who refuse to take accountability for their actions

-Those qualities often overlap, but not always

2. Loves teaching, but there is a "but" to this

-Fifth year teaching. I love teaching but I'm tired of the workload, being treated so poorly and having to buy everything. I would [slay] for an alternative career

3. On the subject of bad students...

-I want to help students improve. I know every student has different issues. What frustrates me is when there is no effort. Worse is interrupting the learning of other students. Worse still, is open hostility and disrespect

4. Anything extra

-Yup! It's the "extra" stuff that [eliminates] you. Our district, and actually every school district in my area, is revamping the professional learning community. But it's killing everyone. The interesting part is a goal for our district was to help with teacher burnout, apparently not!

5. Beyond teaching

-What I hate? Monitoring for vapes and illicit [substances], paying attention to warning signs of depression or self-harm, poor nutrition, bullying, homelessness, [taking advantage of others], inappropriate sexual activity and playing bathroom monitor all while making entertaining lessons, exceeding last year's standardized test scores and not exceeding your scheduled hours.

6. After hours OT

-I love working in a school and building relationships with kids, but a lot of parts of teaching were causing me undue amounts of stress. In particular, the insane out-of-school time commitment (grading, planning, fielding parent calls) and the public speaking aspect/classroom management dynamic was causing a HUGE flare-up in my anxiety levels

7. Meetings, gradings, repeat

-I like being a teacher, but I can't stand everything else that comes with it. Grading, meetings, keeping contact with a myriad of families, hours of sifting through sources for the one that works...it's almost too much. Even just navigating social interactions with other teachers feels like a minefield

8. Giving it up

-This is why I left the classroom; Most of my issues were with authority and the feeling that I was "spinning" and not making any progress (professionally and with the kids). I was angry, anxious and felt like what I was doing for most of my day was relatively pointless. The worst part was that I did love teaching, but couldn't deal with the system

9. A rising problem in education today?

-I actually quit my teaching job because I hated [other] teachers and administrators, not the students. I believe in teaching the students and being a role model, not a dictator, which was apparently unpopular, so I had enough and I bounced. That is absolutely the problem with education.

10. Even teachers gossip

-I hated gossip. I must say it's weird how everyone involved is with everyone else. I'm a student teacher and when I went it was for pre-planning I was baffled at how little we all got done because everyone would rather gossip instead

11. Veterans of teaching

-Interacting with other teachers can be a minefield. A lot of the veteran teachers seem to be standoffish with getting to know newbies. EW!

12. Wrong choice of career?

-I love the relationships with everyone, contacting families, even meetings. But actually, teaching makes me want to throw up from anxiety (also, I quit last week)

13. Honesty is the best policy

-I hate all of my students, equally

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Stereotypes of K-12 Teachers

Every career has a stereotype. Teaching is no different. Kids often get that "wide eyed" look when they see teachers outside of school. And it even extends to college students when they see their professors outside of school. Movies make it seem like the world of teaching is glamorous, but in reality it's hard work. Teachers have to provide their own supplies, decorate their own classrooms and more. It's hard work. Books like Miss Malarkey Doesn't Live in Room 10 and My Teacher Sleeps in School are two pieces of proof as to why kids think teachers all think about is teaching or that they seem to have no life.

1. We work fewer hours than people in other professions

2. We are less skilled if we are elementary school teachers

3. We don't mind the low pay and stress because it's such a rewarding job

4. We go into teaching because we want time off during the summer

5. We teach because we can't do anything else

6. We are supposed to perform to keep the kids entertained in the classroom

7. We are supposed to like all of our students

8. Special-education teachers aren't real teachers

9. Kindergarten teachers have it easy and play all day

10. Art teachers don't teach useful skills

11. We are supposed to be super sweet and caring

12. Male elementary school teachers are predators

13. We are only good teachers if we spend our own money on supplies

14. We'll tutor or help your child with their homework for free

15. We need to have well-decorated classrooms

16. Teachers drink gallons of coffee every morning and gallons of wine every weekend

17. We are trying to brainwash kids into socialism

18. Female gym teachers are lesbians

19. PE teachers are illiterate jocks

20. We shouldn't have tattoos or piercings

21. Substitute teachers are lazy and don't want to do actual teaching

22. If we're younger or first time teachers, we aren't as good as the veteran teachers

23. Science teachers are atheists

Monday, April 4, 2022

15 Hilarious Comments Teachers Make on Tests

We all know teachers do have a sense of humor; they have to. Look at who they deal with on a daily basis. Here are some prime examples of that sense of humor coming to light.

1. One does not walk out on the final

2. Don't threaten the teddies...

3. This teacher is a definite follower of modern music

4. This teacher lacks sublety

5. Perry the Platypus saves the day

6. Put some creativity to frustration

7. Kid-0, Teacher-1

8. Negotiation can work...

9. Sad Panda will not work









10. You gotta hand it to this teacher-they know their memes...

11. An elephant may never forget, but its artist forgets the tail

12. Every man for themselves

13. This teacher can be convinced with an image of a cute giraffe








14. #MathClassFail

15. Disco isn't dead

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Cute Guy Wednesday: Eric McCormack

For some reason, I've been watching the show Perception after my mom gets in her weekly fix of Rizzoli & Isles. I have to admit, that Perception is pretty awesome!! I love it. I think the main guy is attractive in a sort of mysterious way, and also attractive in a plain sort of way :D

Eric McCormack
Birth name: Eric James McCormack
DOB: 4/18/1963
Where: Toronto, Canada
Height: 5'11''



Spouse
-Janet Holden: 8/3/1997-present, 1 child

Trivia
-Became a US citizen, holding both US and Canadian citizenship
-Was inspired to become an actor after seeing Don Adams on Get Smart (1965)
-Currently plays Daniel Pierce, a schizophrenic college professor who helps the FBI on the TV show Perception








Known For
Perception
-Daniel Pierce
Street Legal (TV show)
-Barry Taylor/Cal
The Lost World
-Edward Malone
Return to the Lost World
-Edward Malone
Double, Double, Toil and Trouble
-Don Farmer
Lonesome Dove: The Series
-Col. Francis Clay Mosby
Dead Like Me
-Ray Summers
Will & Grace
-Will Truman
The Andromeda Strain
-Jack Nash

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Bully: Video Game

Hate to use Wikipedia, but it was the only site for this game, other than the main site, Rockstar Games

Bully
 
-PlayStation 2 game
-Action, adventure, open-world exploration game

Gameplay
-Action adventure, open-world exploration game
-Set in a school environment
-You play as James "Jimmy" Hopkins, who is shown as a difficult student with violent background
-The game follows Jimmy as he is sent to a boarding school called Bullworth Academy, somewhere in New England

-The player can explore the campus and the surrounding environments, talk to the students, who are in different cliques, complete favors, missions and side missions
-Some can earn Jimmy money, which can be used to buy clothes, new bikes, etc
-Classes in school are done in the form on mini-games. Such as English class requires the player to spell out words, Shop class requires the player to rotate bike wheels, use a blow torch, gym class involves either wrestling or dodgeball, Chemistry involves Jimmy mixing chemicals to form firecrackers, stink bombs and if all the Chemistry classes are finished, Jimmy can produce more of these items on the chemistry set in his room
-You also have weapons, of a sort. You get a slingshot, stink bombs, and later on, a bottle rocket launcher, spud cannon, bags of marbles, fire crackers, itching powder.
-Each of the five chapters involves Jimmy fighting the leader of the various cliques of the school
-If his health bar gets low, he'll be sent to the nearest medical center
-He can also get busted by the prefects walking around for doing something, such as fighting, hitting girls, hitting the prefects, or hitting adults carries a very severe punishment



-And if he is out and about in the town, if he does the same thing, he will get busted by the police
-He also has an arsenal of different vehicles he can use to get around, such as a skateboard, a motor scooter, go-kart, lawnmower (for money) and bicycles. As you get closer to finishing the shop class, you get more and more advanced, and thus, faster BMX bikes
-You can also buy new clothes, new haircuts and even tattoos!

Cliques

The Bullies
-Every school has at least one or two running around. In the game, the Bullies will be wearing white t-shirts and blue jeans. They will sometimes come after Jimmy and beat him up or give him a noogie







The Preps
-They have their own dormitory at the school, Harrington House. In the game, the Preps are easily identified by their light and dark blue sweaters, tan slacks and nice hair. They also talk very elegant and are obviously made of money.







The Greasers
-These guys hang down by the auto shop. They also can fix anything broken in the school. They are easily identified by their love of leather jackets, which make them look like they're from the 1950s








The Nerds
-Usually found at the library, these reclusive hermits are recognized by their green vests and glasses. They are the brains of the school


The Jocks
-Well, as if this wasn't a surprise. Like every school in America, the Jocks rule the school, and in this game, no different. In this game, The Jocks rule the school. They are football players and a rule of thumb, when going down to the football field, watch out for Damon, a towering black football player who will bulldoze you down to the ground. Anywho, the Jocks rule the school and the school centers on sports instead of academics. The Jocks are easily identified by their blue and cream colored letterman jackets

^Damon is this guy
The Townies
-The kind townspeople of Bullworth. They are the police, men, women, you name it. They will start asking you to do favors for them in exchange for money. They pay for you to do favors for them. and also, you can deliver newspapers and mow lawns for money.

Did You Know?
-Throughout the game there are 5 chapters
Ch. 1: Making New Friends and Enemies
-He arrives at school and immediately runs afoul of the bullies.
Ch. 2: Rich Kid Blues
-With him now being more popular, he must deal with the spoiled, bratty Preppy students
Ch. 3: Love Makes the World Go Around
-Christmas is nearing, and he gets mixed up with the love affairs of Johnny Vincent, the leader of the Greasers and his very promiscuous girlfriend Lola
Ch. 4: A Healthy Mind in a Healthy Body and Other Lies
-After gaining control of the Preps and Greasers, he decides to take on the toughest clique of all: the Jocks, who rule the school, but in order to do it, he needs to gain the respect of the Nerds and have them help him
Ch. 5: The Fall and Rise of Jimmy Hopkins, Aged 15
-Jimmy is now enjoying his newfound respect as King of Bullworth Academy. He is then expelled. He has to clear his name and get re-enrolled in the school and confront Gary.
Ch. 6: Endless Summer
-This is where you can complete anything you may have missed the first time around, missed races, missed classes, etc
-The school's neo-Gothic appearance would have the player suddenly reminded of public schools and colleges in the UK
-There was some controversy when it came out, due to the sexuality and bisexual content and ability to pinch girls bottoms and also kiss them. In the game, Jimmy can kiss both boys and girls
Characters
-The main focus is on the new student, Jimmy Hopkins. He can interact with the various students and staff members of the school, as well as townspeople who give him errands to run and earn money from it
-There are other characters in the game too. He is greeted by Gary Smith, a scheming sociopathic student, Pete Kowalski, a shy student who has not made any friends.
-Throughout the game, Jimmy has the chance to make friends with all the cliques in the school: the Jocks, the Nerds, the Preps, the Greasers, The Bullies and the Townies. Each "clique" has a single female member.

Jimmy Hopkins
-A 15 year old troublemaker is the main character in the game. He has been expelled from virtually every school he attended. His mother is on marriage #6 and is on a year long honeymoon cruise.









Gary Smith
-The main enemy of the game. Other characters in the game describe him as a sociopath. He even says that he suffers from ADHD. He thinks he is smarter than everyone else, and also better.








Pete Kowalski
-Usually called "Petey", he is the shyest student at the school and has yet to make any friends. He is the closest thing to a friend that Jimmy has.




Dr. Crabblesnitch
-He is the pompous, ignorant principal at the school. He considers the bullying at Bullworth Academy as "school spirit" and refuses to believe any lies about his staff, such as the art teacher hitting on male students. He even expelled Zoe Taylor for complaining about the gym teacher, Mr. Burton, hitting on her.


Russell Northrop
-He is the leader of the Bullies. He is not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but he certainly is the toughest student at Bullworth. Even the prefects fear his monstrous strength. Early in the game, Gary makes Jimmy fight him. After he beats him, Russell and Jimmy become allies, even helping out in certain missions





Zoe Taylor
-She is a townie girl who once went to the school. But she was expelled after she complained to the principal that the gym teacher, Mr. Burton, was hitting on her and making inappropriate advances towards her. After defeating Gary, she is re-enrolled at thte school