Life is what happens when you are making other plans~ John Lennon
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind~Gandhi
The time is always right to do what is right~ Martin Luther King Jr.


Tuesday, May 2, 2023

May Birthdays

Since it's May, time to say Happy Birthday

Blaze Bayley

-Birth name: Bayley Alexander Cooke

-DOB: 5/29/1963

-Where: Birmingham, England

-He has the birth and death date of his wife Debbie Hartland tattooed on his arm

Yuki Tsunoda

-DOB: 5/11/2000

-Where: Sagamihara, Kanagawa, Japan

-He was considered to be the youngest Formula 1 driver in the entire 2021 season since he was only 20 years old

Tim McGraw

-Birth name: Samuel Timothy McGraw

-DOB: 5/1/1967

-Where: Delhi, Louisiana

-When he was a child, his favorite baseball player was Tug McGraw and had the baseball card for him taped to his bedroom wall. When he was 11, he learned that Tug McGraw was his biological father

Zhou Guanyu

-DOB: 5/30/1999

-Where: Shanghai, China

-He is the first Chinese-born Formula 1 driver

Chow Yun-fat

-DOB: 5/18/1955

-Where: Lamma Island, Hong Kong, China

-He was offered the role of Morpheus in The Matrix, but turned it down. The role went to Lawrence Fishburne instead

Mike Myers

-Birth name: Michael John Myers

-DOB: 5/25/1963

-Where: Scarborough, Ontario, Canada

-He runs a film production company called Eric's Boy. It was named after his father, Eric Myers, who was an encyclopedia salesman who died on 11/22/1991 from Alzheimer's Disease

Cher

-Birth name: Cherilyn Sarkisian

-DOB: 5/20/1946

-Where: El Centro, California

-Her half sister, Georgeanne LaPiere, was actor Michael Madsen's first wife

Eric Singer

-Birth name: Eric Doyle Mensinger

-DOB: 5/12/1958

-Where: Cleveland, Ohio

-He joined KISS in 1991 and stayed until 1995. He rejoined the group in 2000 following the departure of former drummer Peter Criss and left once again in 2002 when Criss came back. He joined the band once more for good after Peter Criss left the band for good and then started wearing the makeup and costumes

Phil Campbell

-Birth name: Phillip Anthony Campbell

-DOB: 5/7/1961

-Where: Pontypridd, United Kingdom

-Replaced "Fast" Eddie Clarke on guitar in Motorhead until the band broke up in 2015 following the death of the band's iconic front man, Lemmy Kilmister

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Ghost

I know some of the true, diehard, elite metal fans don't consider these guys metal or consider them even good. But there are a lot of people who are not normally metal fans who really do like these guys. Their music is not aggressive, it's very melodic, easy on the ears. Their lyrics might be a little risque because of the concept of Devil worship, Satanism and the occult and some people are bothered by lyrics of that nature. Their singer is not screaming his lungs out. Their guitars are not so aggressively played that it sounds like more distortion than talent. These guys, overall, are a good metal band. I started listening to them after their new song "Call Me Little Sunshine" was getting some serious overplay on the local Cincinnati, Ohio, heavy metal station 96.5 or 96 Rock as it's known or the local hard rock station 102.7, aka WEBN.

-The group was formed in Linkoping, Sweden by Tobias Forge. His former band was a band called Repugnant, a death metal band from Sweden. He is their front man and is backed by a band who refer to themselves as "Nameless Ghouls" while Forge dons a Pope-like costume. Prior to forming the band, he contacted a former band mate named Gustaf Lindstrom, who helped Forge record a song called "Stand by Him" in 2008. They both also recorded two additional tracks "Prime Mover" and "Death Knell". The concept of Satanism and the occult became an inspiration for Forge and he wanted the band to be anonymous, theatrical. As he hired the people who would become the backing band, they were to be dressed in black hooded robes and referred to as "Nameless Ghouls". Calling the band Ghost, Forge dressed in Pope-like regalia but painted his face to look like a skull, even going as far as to wear contacts to make his eyes look black and referring to himself as Papa Emeritus.

Vocalist Tobias Forge



-Their music is metal, but has enough of a pop melody to make it appealing to all ages. Sometimes their lyrics can be a little risque, especially considering their songs can sometimes deal with Satanism, horror imagery and the occult. As long as those who listen know that those are just lyrics about the Devil, occult and horror and don't actually start worshipping the Dark One, it shouldn't be bothersome to them

-Their debut album Opus Eponymous combined 70s hard rock and 80s hair metal to create an amazing album. 2013's Infestissumam introduced keyboards, combining pop and metal together. 2015's Meliora introduced New Wave of British Heavy Metal and new wave rock but with Ghost's personal stamp of approval on it. Their 2018 album Prequelle had a lot of ABBA influences on it in addition to heavy inspiration from Judas Priest and King Diamond. Their most recent album, Impera, topped charts internationally with songs like "Hunter's Moon", "Call Me Little Sunshine".

-In the beginning, Tobias Forge wanted to play lead guitar. He auditioned four singers: Messiah Marcolin, Mats Leven, Krister Goransson, J.B. Christofferson. All took a hard pass on it and, by default, Forge accepted the role. In March 2010, it only took two days after he posted three songs by Ghost on MySpace to start getting calls from managers and record labels. Initially, this band played underground shows and had to play a lot of shows to get their name around. With their concerts looking like occult rituals, metal fans in their home country took to them almost instantly. Their popularity exploded. 2010 saw the release of a three track demo along with a single called "Elizabeth" following close behind. Their debut album was 2010's Opus Eponymous and was released on Rise Above Ltd.

Opus Eponymous

-No one knew what to expect with this album. But when people listened to it, they heard an amazingly melodic sound, combining 60s psychedelic rock, doom-laden hard rock and the short-lived phase of New Wave of British Heavy Metal. The band's multi-genre approach worked beautifully and was in heavy contrast to their sinister appearance. This music started growing internationally and was gaining the band fans all over the world. Some metal fans found it difficult to listen to their music while progressive music fans jumped right on it. The band toured internationally and it allowed them nomination for a Swedish Grammis award. Not long after, they were successfully signed to Universal's Loma Vista Records

-International touring lasted at least two years. Their single, "Secular Haze", was released and followed by the album Infestissumam in January of 2013. This album was recorded by producer Nick Raskulinecz and done in Nashville. Vocalist Tobias Forge employed the use of a backing choir to help fill out the vocals. Because of the heavy Satanic, occult themes in the lyrics and the band's reputation for occult activity, almost every choir in the region boycotted these sessions. The chorus vocals had to be done in Hollywood, out of the Bible Belt area of Nashville. Even the artwork was coming under fire. It was, as some put it "basically a 16th century orgy". Infestissumam topped Swedish rock charts and gained the band fans internationally. The band won the Grammis Award and P3 Guild Award for Best Hard Rock/Metal Album for 2013. They even started gaining fans who were not traditional metal fans because of their easy on the ears sound, their keyboards and amazing vocals. Later that same year, they released If You Have Ghost, which was an album of covers produced by Dave Grohl.

Infestissumam

If You Have Ghost


-May 2015 seen the demise of Forge's alter ego, Papa Emeritus II. That role went to Forge's brother, who was three months younger than him, and assumed the role of Papa Emeritus III. Ghost released the single "Cirice" as a free download, where it went high on charts in nine countries. That following August saw the introduction of Meliora. This album, under the production of Klas Ahlund, who produced Katy Perry, Usher, Kesha and Madonna, offered a sound like no other for Ghost. This album offered pop rock combined with 70s hard rock from sources of inspiration like Blue Oyster Cult, Alice Cooper and even the New Wave of British Heavy Metal. This album is what introduced the band to the international hard rock and metal market. "Cirice" won them a Grammy for Best Metal Performance in 2016 and this album took home another Swedish Grammis award while topping the charts in 13 other countries. They even did a small album called Popestar which had a mix of covers. These include: "Missionary Man" by Eurythmics

Meliora


-In 2017, legal issues had hit the band hard. The identities of the musicians in Ghost remained a secret, but Forge was sued by former band mates Simon Soderberg, Mauro Rubino, Martin Hjertstedt and Henrik Palm over royalties relating to the songs and the "anonymous" nature of the band members disappeared. The case was dismissed and when the live album Ceremony and Devotion was released, Forge moved on with a new cast of band mates.

Ceremony and Devotion


-2018 saw not only a new album, Prequelle, but a new identity: Cardinal Copia. This album, produced by Tom Dalgrin, and left the eerie Satanism and occult lyrics behind. They wanted to move more mainstream and become the type of band that filled arenas. According to Forge, he wanted the band "...to sound like the best 1970s band you never heard...". This album has that hard rock feel in addition to a heavy funky feel on the bass but also be radio friendly with disco beats and synthesizers thrown in for good measure. As for lyrics, the Bubonic Plague and the Dark Ages were the sources here. This album topped charts in several countries. It claimed the top spot on the US Top Rock Albums chart and made the Top Three on the Billboard 200 charts. To this day, this is their highest charting album. One of the singles, "Rats" was nominated for a Grammy for Best Rock Song

Prequelle

-During their punishing tour schedule, Forge was constantly writing. Out of those sessions came Seven Inches of Satanic Panic, a two song EP featuring the eerie-sounding songs "Mary On A Cross" and "Kiss the Go-Goat". In 2021, they did a one-off occurrence and recorded Metallica's "Enter Sandman" for The Metallica Blacklist tribute album and Ghost's own song "Hunter's Moon" appeared on the soundtrack for the film Halloween Kills.

Seven Inches of Satanic Panic


-2022 seen the release of one of the band's most successful tracks, "Call Me Little Sunshine" from their Impera album. When the video for "Call Me Little Sunshine" debuted, it received almost eight million views. The band re-enlisted the aid of Klas Ahlund and native New Yorker Andy Wallace to produce the album. Forge brought in his love of Blue Oyster Cult, very early Judas Priest, Queen and New Wave of British Heavy Metal bands Def Leppard and Tygers of Pan Tang. He also welcomed, with open arms, full participation from Opeth guitarist Fredrik Akesson. This album, featuring 12 songs, has a happy balance of keyboards, dual lead guitars and nice, smooth drumming. These influences, which inspired Forge, is clearly obvious in songs like "Spillways", "Kaisarion" and "Darkness at the Heart of My Love". When the album debuted, it went into the US Top 200 at number 2 and topped charts all over Europe.

Impera


Murder, She Wrote (1984)

I forgot how good this show was. It might seem dated in today's era, where entertainment on TV consists of reality TV shows like The Bachelor / The Bachelorette, Survivor, Seeking Brother Husband and other mind-rotting drama, where people are fighting or tempting their significant others to cheat or even older women looking for younger men to hook up with. But these old shows are great. The way the characters dress and talk, act and more takes you back to a more simple time, when there was less to worry about.

Summary

-Jessica Fletcher is a professional writer and amateur detective on the side who uses her good manners, charm and high intellect to help solve every case she encounters




Cast

-Angela Lansbury: Jessica Fletcher

-William Windom: Dr. Seth Hazlitt

-Ron Masak: Sheriff Mort Metzger

-Louis Herthum: Deputy Andy Broom

-Tom Bosley: Sheriff Amos Tupper

-Will Nye: Deputy Floyd

-Michael Horton: Grady Fletcher

-Ken Swofford: Lt. Catalano

-Julie Adams: Eve Simpson

Did You Know?

-The harbor of Cabot Cove, Jessica's home town, is in reality the lake for Jaws on the Universal Studios tram tour

-While Angela Lansbury was nominated for Best Lead Actress in a Drama Series for all twelve seasons of the show, she didn't win any Emmy awards for the show

-Jessica Fletcher's middle name is Beatrice, a tribute to Angela Lansbury's close friend Bea Arthur

-Jessica Fletcher couldn't drive, unlike Angela Lansbury, who did drive. Jessica Fletcher got around on bicycles, taxis or rides/lifts from the people around her

-The show got its name from a Miss Marple mystery called Murder She Said, which was, in turn, based on an Agatha Christie novel

-Despite being filmed in the fictional Maine town of Cabot Cove, the show was actually filmed on the West Coast. Jessica Fletcher's house was actually the Blair House Inn Bed and Breakfast in Mendocino, California. Other locations that look like New England were actually Northern California and Oregon

-Jessica took her maiden name McGill from Angela Lansbury's mother. Angela Lansbury's mother was born Charlotte Lillian McIldowie, who took the name Moyna McGill when she started acting

-Doris Day and Jean Stapleton were offered the roles of Jessica Fletcher, but refused. Angela Lansbury accepted the role

-There was a crossover episode done with Magnum P.I. It involves Jessica going to Hawaii and getting pulled into a case where Magnum (Tom Selleck) is framed for a crime and Higgins (John Hillerman) asks for Jessica's assistance. The episodes were called Magnum P.I.: Novel Connection (1986) and Murder, She Wrote: Magnum on Ice (1986)

-Angela Lansbury, Jerry Orbach (who often appeared on the show) and David Ogden Stiers all appeared in the 1991 Disney film Beauty & The Beast. Lansbury played Mrs. Potts and even sang the iconic theme. Jerry Orbach played Lumiere and David Ogden Stiers played Cogsworth

-On the show, prior to marrying her husband Frank Fletcher, Jessica wanted to pursue journalism as a career. She worked as a schoolteacher in her hometown of Cabot Cove, Maine where she and her husband lived until his death

-There is an actual harbor inlet called Cabot Cove in Kennebunkport, Maine

-Angela Lansbury was more than familiar with the whole murder-mystery genre. She had appeared in two film adaptations of Agatha Christie novels Death on the River Nile (1978) and The Mirror Crack'd (1980). In The Mirror Crack'd, she played a sleuth named Jane Marple. By the time this show premiered, everyone was more than willing to welcome Angela Lansbury as Jessica Fletcher with open arms

-On the show, her late husband Frank was a Korean War veteran. He was a bomber pilot

-The framed color photo that is supposed to be of Jessica and her husband Frank is actually a photo of Jessica and her husband Peter Shaw

-When Angela Lansbury died in 2022, this show was binge watched by more people than ever before

Thursday, April 13, 2023

Geddy Lee Announces Title of His Memoir and The Release Date

For all fans of Geddy Lee and Rush, your day is about to be made. Bassist / vocalist Geddy Lee has announced he is writing a memoir. Better yet, he's also releasing the date in which this book will be appearing on shelves at bookstores everywhere.

November 14 of this year is when fans of both Geddy Lee and Rush can start expecting to see the book, titled My Effin' Life, on bookstore shelves. Lee had previously teased the world with the rumor of a memoir, but now those rumors are being laid to rest and replaced with a positive confirmation from the man himself.

He went on the band's Twitter page and posted an old photo of him with the words "More soon...". He announced that he would release a then untitled autobiography in September 2021. The announcement was done via Instagram and referred to it as an "epic-length account" of his life both "on and off stage". He said the idea came to him while at home during the COVID-19 lockdown

He stated "Little did I know that as of March 2020 I'd be locked down for over a year and a half - the longest time I'd spent in Toronto since I was 19 and hit the Northern Ontario bar circuit with Rush". He also gave credit to co-writer Daniel Richler, who had helped write 2018's Geddy Lee's Big Beautiful Book of Bass and stated that Richler was the one who pushed him to take a look at his life. "[He] saw how I was struggling in the aftermath of [former bandmate Neil Peart's 2020] passing and tried coaxing me out of my blues with some funny tales from his youth, daring me to share my own in return." According to the September 2021 post, the book's release was scheduled for 2022.

Monday, April 3, 2023

April Birthdays

Since it's April, it's time to say Happy Birthday

Jet Li

-Birth name: Li Lian Jie

-DOB: 4/26/1963

-Where: Beijing, China

-He not only did the voice overs for the character Kit  Yun in the video game Rise to Honor, he also did the motion capture work for the fight scenes, working closely with Corey Yuen.

Ritchie Blackmore

-Birth name: Richard Hugh Blackmore

-DOB: 4/14/1945

-Where: Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England

-He quit Deep Purple for good in 1994 because he felt Ian Gillan, the vocalist for Deep Purple, wasn't taking the tour very seriously and the old tensions between him and Gillan were starting to fire back up

Jeremy Clarkson

-Birth name: Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson

-DOB: 4/11/1960

-Where: Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England

-He provided notes for the sleeve of the re-issued Genesis album Selling England by the Pound

Eddie Murphy

-Birth name: Edward Regan Murphy

-DOB: 4/3/1961

-Where: Brooklyn, New York

-Prior to entering the world of acting, he performed stand up comedy at the same comedy club, the Bay Area Comedy Club, as Robin Williams and Caryn Johnson, who would later go on to fame as Whoopi Goldberg

Roddy Piper

-Birth name: Roderick George Toombs

-DOB: 4/17/1954

-Where: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada

-DOD: 7/30/2015

-Where: Hollywood, California

-He holds a black belt in judo

Sebastian Bach

-Birth name: Sebastian Phillip Bierk

-DOB: 4/3/1968

-Where: Freeport, The Bahamas

-He himself said that when he was a child and attending school in The Bahamas, he was the only white child in a class of close to forty black children

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Do's and Don't's of Going to a Theme Park

Everyone probably has their own set of do's and don't's when going to a theme park. It's usually based on what is witnessed by that park goer, personal experience or some other factor. It's always good to know what to do and what not to do so you can maximize the amount of fun you have and the memories you create. Here are some of my do's and don't's based on what I've seen at the local theme park, Kings Island, in Mason, Ohio. Also, I'll put some personal experiences I've had with those situations.

Do

Research the Weather

-Watch the local news forecasts before planning your trip to a theme park. Weather is an unpredictable beast and can unleash its fury upon you at any given time. You don't want to go to a theme park and suddenly look up and see black clouds scudding across the sky and feel sprinkles coming down on you. That means one thing-thunderstorms!! And if you're going to a theme park near the ocean, like Universal Studios in either Florida or California or Disney World in Orlando, Florida or Disney Land in California, then you know the beach and ocean are nearby. Storms can pop up like weeds being so close to the ocean. So it's good to watch the weather forecasts and plan accordingly. Nothing ruins a theme park trip quicker than foul weather.

-And if you happen to be in the park when a storm rolls in, park employees are quick to respond. That is why there are intercom systems throughout the park to make sure any important notices reach every set of ears. If there is a storm rolling in, employees will get on the intercom and say something to the effect of: "Attention, the National Weather Service has issued a Severe Thunderstorm Warning. We urge all present in the park to seek cover because severe lightning, wind and rain has been predicted." This is the park's way of ensuring their guests are safe at all costs. You don't want to be ready to board a steel coaster and suddenly have to worry about lightning. Do the math; lightning + steel coaster = new take on the phrase "ride the lightning".

-Personal experience: When me and my sister were kids, we had gone to Disney World in Orlando, Florida. We had gone to the separate park Epcot and was getting ready to ride the GM Test Track. This is a high endurance roller coaster where you can build and design your own virtual concept car and then test run it on the built in track. We were getting ready to head into the building when announcements about an incoming thunderstorm were blaring throughout the park. We couldn't go on it. To this day, I have yet to be on it. I don't even know if me and my sister would have been safe enough to ride it because I wasn't sure we were tall enough to ride it. A lot of rides have height restrictions only to ensure the safety of the riders. I would say that there was no threat to us since the ride was indoors, but lack of power due to a thunderstorm means if the power goes out, we're stranded until the power returns

Dress for the weather

-Simply put, if it's hot out, wear light colored, lightweight clothing. Wear something that is going to keep you cool. And even if you are wearing light colored, lightweight clothing, if you get hot, just jump on a water ride real quick. With theme parks, you're going to be walking around a lot and will get hot. Just jump on a water ride real quick or look for an indoor ride because you know they'll have AC. If you visit Kings Island in Mason, Ohio, my recommendations for water rides include Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown, a log flume in the Rivertown part of the park and White Water Canyon, a large rubber inner tube able to seat six people right next door to Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown. Indoor rides include Flight of Fear and Boo Blasters on Boo Hill.

-At Universal Studios in Florida, water rides include Popeye and Bluto's Bilge Rats, which is the same type of ride as White Water Canyon at Kings Island only Popeye-themed. There's also Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls, which is a log flume. Both of these rides were in the Toon Town part of the park. Indoor rides at Universal Studios include Kongfrontation, where you ride in a sort of skyride-type car and traverse the world of King Kong, Revenge of the Mummy, which is indoors and in the dark partially. It's a thrill ride where you don't know what's coming (A cool fact is that there are real hieroglyphics written on the wall and they really read "danger", "warning", "danger ahead", etc.). Men in Black Alien Attack! is an indoor ride where you board a car and start shooting aliens with a laser gun (this is the exact thing you do at Boo Blasters on Boo Hill at Kings Island and previously when this ride was Scooby Doo and the Haunted Mansion). But with Men in Black Alien Attack! the cars will spin out of nowhere. The back story is that the Men in Black facility has been overrun with aliens and you must shoot them to save the MIB facility. But, of course, if you need to cool off, you can also jump on a roller coaster. That'll cool you off with a nice summer breeze. If you're looking for a fast coaster, head on over to Islands of Adventure, where all of the Marvel-themed rides are and the Wizarding World of Harry Potter is located. Jump on The Incredible Hulk coaster; you can't miss it. It's green and massive.

-Personal experience: I've done this. I've worn dark clothing with the thought in mind "it won't be that hot." Big mistake. That's why I included this on here because I have done this. My sister's boyfriend gave me heat for it. Of course, he was laughing the whole time while saying it. I had a red and black Iron Maiden tee on the day he, my sister and me went to Kings Island in Mason, Ohio. It was right after they had built their new wood coaster Mystic Timbers. The line was ridiculous because the ride had just opened and ridership was riding a high like no other. He told me to take the shirt off and he started laughing at the fact I had a black tank on. He laughed and said "you're the older sibling. You're supposed to be smarter." I told him that walking around, we would get cooled off and if need be, we can hit up a roller coaster or a water ride. He agreed.

Consider Your Diet

-If you have any sensitivities to food or any allergies to food, your first stop in the park must be Park Information so you can seek out any food places with food that will avoid aggravating said sensitivities or allergies. Just let the person you speak with know about any allergies or sensitivities to food and they will quickly point out the best options. Too much salt on food can make anyone sick; salt is an emetic, meaning it induces vomiting. For some reason, some people are not affected by overly salty food. The only downside is you get thirsty quicker. If you have a sensitive stomach and can't handle overly salty food, try and seek out a mild option for food. A lot of theme parks have nationally known chains like Subway, Chick Fil-A, McDonalds, Starbucks, etc.

-Also, if you have a sensitive stomach and can't handle overly greasy food, look for a safe option inside the park. Look for restaurants or food options where food is baked, rather than deep fried. When and if you talk to Park Information, ask them if there are any places in the park that don't make overly greasy / salty food. They may quickly answer your questions with a good suggestion. Also, it's good to ask Park Information if there are any gluten-free options since it seems recently, more and more people are getting diagnosed with Celiac Disease, a gastrointestinal autoimmune disorder that causes damage to the intestines and diarrhea if wheat-based foods are consumed. Luckily, all theme parks usually offer a wide array of foods in addition to the usual hot dogs, hamburgers, chicken fingers and French fries. They will often have stand alone restaurants that are sit down and be served by a waiter-type situation or restaurants part of a nationally-known chain with seating options to sit and eat. And some people even prefer to eat their food on one of the raised planters acting as a seating wall.

-And if you need a quick sugar rush, there are plenty of cotton candy stands to knock that blood sugar up several points. If you are diabetic and have to take insulin, make sure you wear a medical bracelet stating your status as a diabetic so that when security sees your glucometer, they won't think it's a weapon because it has a needle to check blood sugar. It's especially important to keep your sugar in good range if you're diabetic; low blood sugar can cause drowsiness, flushed skin, heavy sweating in anyone, no matter if they are diabetic or not. And even if you're diabetic and can only get away with taking the Metformin pills, still wear a medical bracelet letting people know you are diabetic. Make sure you stay hydrated and eat something to keep your sugar up, but nothing that will knock your A1C up so far you're officially Type 1 and have to take insulin shots.

-Personal experience: I have gotten sick at least twice at Kings Island eating the overly salty food in the German-themed Fest Haus there. The chicken and fries have far too much salt on them for my comfort. I've eaten those twice and gotten sick. The first time I went, I ate pizza and breadsticks from Larosa's Pizza and I didn't seem to have an issue with that. I only got sick because I got overheated. Other than that, the pizza and breadsticks were good. I seem to have a sensitive stomach and I have to be careful what I eat.

Wear sunblock

-This ties in with the "not applying sunscreen" listed below. It usually doesn't matter what kind of weather you're going to a theme park in. It's always a good idea to apply sunscreen. Except if you are going later in the day, when the sun is not as strong. Most if not all dermatologists would say that the sun's rays are strongest between 10am-3 pm. These are peak theme park hours. Simply put, if it's sunny the whole time you're going to a theme park, simply apply sunscreen every now and again. The last thing you want is to get sunburn or worse, skin cancer. Sunburn is bad enough. It stings, hurts so bad that you want to say expletives every time you move and when it heals, you peel so badly only to have the resulting tan last only a few days. Just wear sunblock. It might be greasy, but at least it smells good and will protect you. And when you get showered off later, put on lotion to moisturize your skin because of being out in the sun.

-Plus, with sunblock on, your skin can heal itself of any major skin irritations like eczema, psoriasis, acne and more. The sun clears that stuff up. Dermatologists will tell you that skin conditions can be cleared up with being in the sun. They advise people not to use tanning beds because those are the bad UV rays. The UV rays coming from the sun are safer with the use of sunscreen. So, if you love theme parks, but also have fair skin or conditions like eczema, psoriasis, acne or other skin conditions, put on that sunblock and let the sun shine on your skin. Those conditions will be no more with that beautiful sun in the sky. Also, even if it's an overcast day, still apply sunblock. What I've learned, the hard way, is that if you can get tan on a cloudy day, you can get burned on a cloudy day. If you're going to a theme park in, say, California or even Florida, where the sun tends to be stronger, up the SPF if you burn easily. DON'T USE  TAN ACCELERATOR UNLESS YOUR SKIN IS TOUGH ENOUGH TO TAKE IT SAFELY!! If you burn easily, tan accelerator is the last thing you need to worry about. Even if you're fair skinned, think about how easily you might burn. If you feel comfortable lowering the SPF, that's completely your call. If you feel more comfortable about upping the SPF, again your call. You will be the one deciding what is most comfortable for you. If you're fair skinned and feel comfortable using an SPF between 15-30, that's usually a good range to stay in. If you are VERY fair skinned, and we're talking Ed Sheeran-level fair skinned, you might want to stick to SPF 30-50 and apply it more frequently.

-Also, wear a hat or some sort of head covering. Your scalp will not only not get burnt, but it will keep the sun off of your face. And if you want sun on your face, turn your hat (only if it's a baseball hat) backwards, but put sunblock on your face. It might make your face greasy, but allowing the sun on your face will clear up acne. And if a hat overheats your head, wear a bandanna on your head. Tie around your head in the way motorcycle riders do-where the bandanna covers the top of your head. It's not only less maintenance, but the lightweight material bandannas are made of will allow your head to cool off. Baseball hats are good and so are large brimmed sun hats, but they make your head sweaty and most claim it causes baldness. So stick with a bandanna. Put it into a triangle shape and tie it around your head in the way that the triangle shape covers the scalp and ends over the back of your head. Your scalp and hair will thank you. Also, if you go on a water ride, the bandanna might get wet, keeping your head even cooler with the water.

-Personal experience: to this day, I've never used tan accelerator. I used an SPF 30 tanning oil when I went to an IMSA race at the Mid-Ohio Sports Car track a few years ago and the only sunburn I had was on my ankles, which I somehow missed with the oil. I got a pretty good tan. I was initially nervous about using a tanning oil because I knew my skin was easy to burn. It's only because as I've gotten older, my skin has gotten less weak and more tough with being in the sun. I've learned the hard way that your scalp can burn. If it's skin, it burns without the proper protection. I've discovered the wonder of wearing a bandanna and not a baseball hat. Anytime I go to a theme park now, I wear a bandanna on my head and put sunblock on my face. It not only keeps my head cool, but allows me to get sun on my face, clearing my acne.

Bring a clear bag when going to a theme park

-Most if not all parks are all about security. If you bring a clear bag, that makes the job for security 100x times faster and easier on them. All they have to do is look through the bag to see if there is anything suspicious in there. If they see an item that looks suspicious, take it out and let them know. They simply don't want weapons or anything that can harm others coming in the park. If you're a diabetic and are bring your glucometer with you, tell them when you get to them that you are diabetic and have a glucometer on you. Simply put, if you bring a clear bag with you, it gets you through security 100x faster. You can even tell the guards that you brought a clear bag because you wanted to make their jobs easier. They will gladly tell you thank you and then some; that you are making their job easier for them. Their whole job is security. They don't want people bringing guns, knives or any type of weapon into the park that can cause harm. Mace is also considered a no-no. If you have mace on you, leave it in the car. Same with brass knuckles or black jacks. Both of these are weapons. You don't need these for a fun day at the theme park.

Ask ahead of time if it's okay to bring in outside water bottles

-Most parks are usually okay with people bringing in outside water bottles. But it's always a good idea to call ahead and ask the park information center if it's okay. If it's a clear bottle and even if they can see inside it, simply tell security what drink is in it, like Gatorade, Powerade, water, Pedialyte, etc. If it's an opaque bottle, open it up and let them see inside. Their whole job is security and the last thing they want is people openly drinking alcohol and getting rowdy.

-Personal experience: I always bring a water bottle with me to Kings Island. It's large, see through and green. I always have Gatorade or Powerade in it and in addition to that bottle, I have my Kings Island Season Passholder green cup with me too. I have it clipped to my carabiner on my bag. They almost always know that when they see those green cups in people's hands and a water bottle in their hands, they are going to utilize one of the refill stations through out the park. I even tell security that when they see my green water bottle, I tell them what's inside. I usually say "it's just Gatorade, I swear." They always appreciate people making their job easier and faster so they can get more people in faster and easier

Call Park Information ahead of time and ask questions, lots of questions

-If you're going to a new theme park or going to a theme park you have not been to in a while, call the park information center and ask questions because if you have not been to said theme park in a while, things do tend to change. Ask questions about the best places to eat in the park if you have sensitivities to food or food allergies. The best places to eat in a sit down restaurant. The sights and attractions. If there are any shows happening. Park Information is your one stop shop for all things park-related. Ask them what security is like. Ask them if you can bring in outside water bottles or what the bag policy is. You want to ask ahead of time so you have time to prepare.

-Personal experience: I know, FOR A FACT, I will have to do this when and if me and my sister plan on going to Universal Studios in Florida and taking my sister's boyfriend with us. I will have to call the park information center ahead of time and take some serious notes on how things go there. From what I remember, they aren't too picky about the type of bags brought in, but I like to be safe, just in case. The last time I was there, I was a little kid and didn't have any bags with me. I'll be asking them what the bag policy is, whether we can bring in clear bags or opaque bags. If we are allowed to bring in outside water bottles. What the best places to eat are because my sister's boyfriend is rather picky in that he doesn't like hot dogs, hamburgers. He only likes cheese pizza, chicken fingers made a certain way, pancakes, bacon, sausage, French fries, etc. Considering how massive the park is, I'm sure there is somewhere in the park he can eat. I personally think that the only reason he is picky about food is because when he was born, his mother was high on drugs and that affected him somehow. Also, it doesn't help he's a former heroin addict; that can often affect stomachs. He gets sick to his stomach easily and has to take prescription-strength Zofran to keep him safe. I even tell him that, in a quick pinch, I can give him one of my Bonine pills (OTC or the over the counter for the unaware, version of the famed Dramamine pills but without the drowsiness). He always thanks me for having that on me until he gets to his medication. I like thinking ahead for others.

-I like making sure people are going to have a good time and a safe time, even if I'm the one sick, lol. I usually tell anyone that when I get sick to my stomach, just give me a few minutes and I'll be right as rain in no time. I just have to get over the sore stomach muscles and heavy sweating. I always joke that I wanted abs, but not from puking. I always try to make jokes about a bad situation to lighten the mood. But, as you can imagine, I go off on random tangents, lol. I really want to take my sister's boyfriend with us because I want him to see how insane the rides are there. I know for a fact that if I take him near the Jurassic Park Velocicoaster, he's going head long towards it.

Bring motion sickness pills with you and take one before entering the park

-My recommendation: Bonine. It's available at every store in the section for upset stomachs. It's usually near all of the Pepto-Bismal and upset stomach meds. And if your local grocery stores are anything like the Cincinnati-based Kroger grocery stores, this medication will be on the bottom shelf, near the floor. It's in a blue box and says "Bonine" on it. It's like Dramamine, which comes in a coppery or bronze-colored box, which is a well known motion sickness pill, but doesn't have the drowsiness that Dramamine causes. It even says on the box "will not cause drowsiness". This is your best option. These pills last up to 24 hours. Which means, you can take one pill before you enter the park and you'll be good to go. If you decide to take a pack with you and security asks, simply tell them the truth. Tell them they are motion sickness pills because you get sick easily on rides sometimes. Or just take the whole box with you so security sees what it is and already knows. And here's another thing to keep in mind: most if not all first aid stations in and around the park do have plenty of motion sickness pills in stock because they know people will get sick on the rides. Some people can handle rides. Some can't.

Look at that fabulous statement up top. That is the best statement ever! That's what you want to see. You want to keep from getting sick and you don't want the sleepiness Dramamine causes!! This is my #1 recommendation for motion sickness!!

Don't

Avoid drinking anything

-You MUST stay hydrated when going to a theme park. Avoiding drinking anything will cause you to dehydrate and thus, get sick. Nothing ruins a trip to a theme park faster than dehydration. Most if not all parks will allow you to bring in bottles of water or bottles of juice to stay hydrated because they figure you're going to buy something sooner or later. As long you're not bringing in weapons or alcohol, they don't care. Security will ask what it is you have if the bottle is not clear. but just be honest and tell them it's Gatorade, Powerade, Pedialyte, water or something that's going to hydrate you. Or better yet, let them look into their bottle for their own peace of mind. Their main job is to keep park goers safe.

-Personal experience: my first time to Kings Island, I got dehydrated. I was wearing jeans because it was very cool in the morning, around low to mid 50s. It suddenly got dead of August level hot out and before I knew it, I was getting overheated. I, of course, didn't get anything to drink (stupid on my part) and I got overheated and sick. I was lucky I didn't get sick on any rides, but I did end up getting sick right riding this incredibly intense spinning ride at Kings Island called Delirium. I got sick right in front of the Eiffel Tower model and my sister calls it one of my "crime scenes" since I got sick three times in the park: This time (100% my fault, I take full accountability for it), another time in Planet Snoopy (this was not overheating or dehydration; it was the too salty food in the Fest Haus) and once more at Halloween Haunt (The Fest Haus, a German-modelled dining hall, had over 100 people crammed in there like cattle and I got overheated and the food was too salty and I got sick not ten feet outside the door next to a trash can)

Eat food and then immediately get on a coaster

-This is a recipe for disaster. When you eat, you must allow your food to digest a bit before tackling that nearby big roller coaster. Those rides can be bumpy sometimes and if you go on a bumpy or aggressive ride almost immediately after eating, you're practically praying for disaster. Your stomach will quickly refund your food all over the ground or on the ride. No one wants to be on a roller coaster or ride and suddenly have vomit spraying all over them from some doofus who just ate and couldn't wait five minutes for his food to digest. Simply put, walk around, let your food digest. Your body needs food to run. It's like an engine and food is the gasoline to keep you running. Just walk around, check out the rides and attractions and scout out what you want to do while waiting a few minutes for your food to get through your system. Wait about 15-20 minutes and you should be safe to ride anything. And if need be, eat before you come to the park. You'll save money and be safe from the food making you sick

-Personal experience: One time when me, my sister and her boyfriend were going to Kings Island during the summer, I had actually eaten before we went to the park so I was already full. By the time we got there, we were ready to knock out some rides. I feel like, for me, eating before going to Kings Island is usually safer because for some strange reason, I have a sensitive stomach and can't eat certain things. I don't have food allergies per se, but I know what I can and can't eat from personal experience.

-Personal experience: that same day, me, my sister and her boyfriend were getting ready to board The Twin Racers, a dual sided, "racing" roller coaster with two trains, one red and one blue, that can race alongside each other. Park attendants had halted the boarding process because they had to clean the cars. One person had been ill on the ride and vomited in one of the cars. They had to completely clean and sterilize that area before it was deemed safe to let riders on. It turned out that the person who had gone on was a kid whose parents had forgotten to tell people they suffered from motion sickness and gotten ill on the ride. I even told the attendants that person should have taken motion sickness pills. I take one before I enter the park because they last 24 hours. The attendant even replied that they sell motion sickness pills in all of the gift shops in addition to basic meds and candy for diabetics to get their sugar up. These gift shops sell basic OTC meds, candy to get your sugar up, sunblock, hats and more.

Drink heavily

-The whole point of going to a theme park is not only to ride the rides, but create memories. You'll have no memories at all if you add alcohol into the mix. Sure, parks make boatloads on alcohol sales, but you don't want to drink heavily and then go on a ride. You'll not only get really sick, but you won't remember how much fun it was. Park security is always on the lookout for overly drunk, troublesome guests. If it's hot out and you're drinking heavily, you're going to be sick in record time. Sure, theme parks know that rides are not for everyone. That those who get sick to their stomachs in the park all have different reasons it happened. Park attendants are very sensitive to the causes of why someone got sick. They don't judge; they simply try and help the person if they can. Also, if park attendants see someone is visibly, fall down and/or stumbling drunk, they will prevent the person from riding. A lot of these rides require you to buckle yourselves in and the attendants will come by to double check. A lot of these rides not only require you to buckle yourselves in, but they have special attachments coming down over your shoulders if the ride does inversions / barrel rolls / loops or large lap bars if the ride is fast with sharp banks that the attendants will help secure in place. You can't do any of these if you're so overly drunk your arms are like limp rubber.

-Personal experience: my first time at Kings Island, I got overheated and got sick to my stomach outside the scale model of the Eiffel Tower. This ties in with the "dress for the weather" statement. My sister's boyfriend had gone to the nearby first aid station to get a motion sickness pill for me to take, which didn't last long. It came right back up. Luckily, a park attendant was passing by and asked if we needed assistance. My sister's boyfriend Matt asked if someone could get this cleaned up. The woman asked "what happened?" and it was not like a sarcastic response where someone would sarcastically respond "she's puking". It was a very considerate way of asking "what happened?" as if she were genuinely concerned. She asked me and I told her it was 100% my fault. I wore jeans thinking it would be cool out and didn't realize it would warm up so quickly. I got overheated and of course, my mistake, didn't drink anything and I got sick. She kindly told me to wear shorts the next time and stay hydrated. She also told me, "just between you, me, your sister and boyfriend", not to eat the chicken and fries or pizza and breadsticks in the Fest Haus. Those were overly greasy / salty foods.

-My best option would be the Chick Fil-A stand in the Adventure Zone part of the park, the Planet Snoopy Grill or the Auntie Anne's booth in International Street. She said those foods were easy on the stomach. She even suggested the Panda Express in the Fest Haus. Their food was usually pretty bland and it would also fill me up with the carbs I'd need to keep going all day. She started laughing at this last statement because she said she ate there anytime she came with friends and she was always good to go. But she said her stomach was practically scrap iron and she could eat anything. She asked if I had a sensitive stomach and I told her I did.

Go all day without applying sunscreen

-If you're going to a theme park and it's going to be sunny, wear sunscreen. If you don't, you're opening yourself to the opportunity to get sunburn. As someone with fair skin and someone who says they are in a committed relationship with sunburn, I can tell you that even if it's an overcast day, never take chances. Always apply sunscreen, even if it's an overcast day. Wear a hat so that your scalp doesn't burn. If your scalp does burn, once it heals, you look like you have a severe case of dandruff or psoriasis and most think that's disgusting for some odd reason. Put sunblock on all exposed areas-arms, shoulders, legs, face, anywhere you think might get burnt. If you are fair skinned, but can get away with a low SPF, still apply that sunblock just to cover your bases. Not only that, but most if not all dermatologists would strongly suggest wearing sunscreen to prevent chances of getting skin cancer. If you're going to a theme park down in Florida or over in California, where the sun tends to be stronger, wear a higher SPF, just to cover your bases. And if you are fair skinned, don't even contemplate wearing tan accelerator. That will not only not keep you from getting burned, you will actually burn worse because your skin is not used to it. You will be as red as the Russian flag. Unless your skin is tough enough to tolerate tan accelerator, don't use it. And even if you are fair skinned, but your skin is tough, stick with sunblock so that at least you won't get burnt, but you'll also get a tan just the same as tan accelerator, but with out the redness of sunburn

-Personal experience: I've gotten the weirdest sunburns going to theme parks. The last weird burn I got was when me, my sister Jessica or Jessie as I call her and her boyfriend Matt went to the local theme park in Mason, Ohio, Kings Island. It was a sunny day and we were all in line for the newly built wood coaster Mystic Timbers. I had sunblock everywhere except the backs of my calves, the one place I didn't think I'd get burnt because the line was only partially in the sun and partially in the shade. Big mistake. Later on, I wondered why the backs of my calves felt like they were on fire and sure enough, I got sunburn. My sister saw it and I thought she was going to wet herself from laughing so hard.

Bring weapons into the park

-There is no need to bring weapons into the park. You're there to have fun, not create a new level in a real life game of Mortal Kombat. Security at theme parks is tight and they will not hesitate to call someone out on causing a threat. That's why you go through security upon entering / exiting the park. When entering, they will show you, on a sign, the things that cannot enter. Don't bring any type of knife or gun or chemical weapon (mace, pepper spray). They will tell you that if you do have weapons on you, please return them to your car.

Wednesday, March 22, 2023

Kings Island A Ride Through Time by Evan Ponstingle

This is a book about the local theme park, Kings Island. It's about 45 minutes from my house (I live in the Cincinnati, Ohio suburb of Delhi Township) and one of the biggest theme parks in the area of Mason, Ohio. It was originally in the smaller area of Kings Mills, Ohio, but was annexed to Mason, Ohio. It's a constantly evolving beast, no pun intended for the resident roller coaster, The Beast. This is a popular destination for residents of the Tri-State area of Kentucky, Ohio and Indiana. Even out of state residents rent cars to come here. It's an interesting read for anyone interested in local history like this.

-This book talks about the history of the local theme park, Kings Island. It starts out talking mainly about another theme park located in the city of Cincinnati, called Coney Island. This particular park was more along the lines of a kiddie park because it had a big pool and low thrill rides. Rides that could be rode by both adults and kids. In fact, the most aggressive ride that Coney had to offer at one point was the Shooting Star or the Python, steel coasters that didn't have loops, just big hills and bunny hills (small, short hills for those who may not know).

Delirium in Adventure Zone next to Banshee. Most would say that engineers cranked up the G-force on this, making it harder, faster and more aggressive. WARNING: You will get severely dizzy on this ride. I rode this the first time I went to Kings Island and I had to close my eyes otherwise I was going to be sick all over someone

The retro pickup truck-looking cars of Mystic Timbers in Rivertown

Zephyr in the Coney Mall / Midway. This is one of my favorites because it's old school. Those white timbers you see in the background? That's part of the Twin Racers

-A lot of the rides were relocated from here to a large, empty plot of land being planned, in development, for a large park off of Interstate 71. The developers for the park noticed that Coney Island was off of Interstate 75, but Interstate 71 had nothing. They decided to build a new theme park and relocate these rides there. Of course, building a theme park costs money and developers asked local Taft Broadcasting for funding. The company gladly did when they heard the pitch for a new theme park. Once construction began, everything started moving in the positive. Once the park was built, the areas planned out, it needed a name. A contest was held to decide the name and a local thirteen year old named Rebecca Richards chose the name Kings Island as a combination of "Kings" from the area the park was located in, Kings Mills and "Island" from Coney Island.

WindSeeker. It's beautiful during the day. It's magical at night, especially clear nights. You can see everything, at least everything that's lit up. You can see the lights on the signs before the drops on The Beast, which is right next door. And on clear days, you can see for miles. Don't do what I did: take your phone on with you unless you have a death grip on it. This ride goes up pretty high, at least 300 feet. Otherwise that phone is smashed. I took my phone on it during Halloween Haunt and I took some amazing photos. I had the best view of Cincinnati's skyline all lit up

Celebrating 50 years of spills and thrills. Because it opened in the 1970s, in the Fest Haus, there was a 70s-themed show that would play periodically

The hanging, suspended cars for Banshee. Definitely my #1 favorite ride here. Designers engineered it that way to make it a fan favorite. Ridership is extremely high on this one because it's smooth, no bumps and the right amount of speed and thrill

-As time went on, things came and went, things changed. Initially, there was an animal safari park, but the cost of caring for the animals became too high and they animals were shipped to places where people could properly care for them. It was then decided that this park would just be, exclusively, a theme park. The layout was set in a four leaf clover design, each "leaf" being a different theme area with rides and attractions to that theme. Over time, the themes have changed, the rides come and gone. Currently, the theme areas are Rivertown (modeled after the early days of Cincinnati being a literal river town as it straddles the Ohio River. The buildings are all of that single sided clapboard shingling common to buildings during the days of river boats), Adventure Zone (originally known as Adventure Village where all of the heart-racing rides are), Planet Snoopy (originally known as Nick Central because Viacom, who owns the children's channel Nickelodeon, had rides modeled after their cartoons) and Area 72 (named after the year the park opened, 1972 and made to look like a super, top secret government facility).

A banner announcing the opening

Diamondback. This is my #2 favorite ride. I was nervous the first time I rode it, but after that first hill, it just got better. I always say it's that first hill that gets you every time.

The Eiffel Tower during WinterFest, a beautiful Christmas-themed event that didn't happen for several years because of low attendance. It was brought back to much fanfare and is the second most popular event at the park behind Halloween Haunt

Halloween Haunt. This is what would happen if a heavy metal fan and a horror movie fan put their minds together and also worked in a theme park. Heavy metal is playing loudly throughout the park. Rides are open, but the wait lines are long, usually 1-2 hours. But, the park closes at midnight. You can usually tell when the employees are preparing for closing when you see them roping off the entrances to the rides

-At one time, Paramount owned the park and had movie-themed rides throughout the park. The Drop Tower, as its's known by now, was originally The Drop Zone, after the Wesley Snipes film. This ride has you sitting in a row of seats, you're taken up in to the air and dropped suddenly. Another ride is The Italian Job, named after the movie of the same name. The cars you sit in are modeled after Mini Coopers since that film popularized the small British-made car. This is a stunt track-type coaster that shoots you off at 55 mph in four seconds. There's also Face/Off, a coaster that allows you to face the people across the car from you as you do both a forward and backwards lap. Top Gun was a suspended pivot coaster that swiveled to the left or right.

Invertigo, formerly Face/Off when it was still Paramount Kings Island

An old school look at Kings Island back in the 1970s. That ferris wheel-looking ride was called Zodiac. This is a view down the dual tracks of the Twin Racers

The Mini Cooper cars of formerly The Italian Job, but now the Backlot Stunt Coaster


Banshee lit up at night. It's one thing to ride it during the day. But it's completely different at night because you can't see what's coming. This is one of the biggest, fastest coasters in the park. And my #1 favorite. I wasn't even nervous about going on it. I was excited about it. And what's also cool is that at night, the wailing and howling you hear while waiting in line adds a sinister vibe to the ride in addition to the tombstones scattered around, bearing names of rides that have been demolished, such as Son of Beast, Vortex, King Cobra, etc. I laughed so hard the first time I went on it because it was at night and the wailing and howling startled my sister, who wasn't expecting it. I told her it was because the Banshee is also known as the Wailing Woman. A figure who brings imminent death to those who hear her wails

-But when Paramount lost the rights to the park, the rides had to be renamed and repainted. Top Gun was repainted in black and orange and renamed The Bat, after a ride of that same name once operated in the park. The Italian Job was renamed and painted the Backlot Stunt Coaster. Face/Off was repainted in a blue-green color scheme and renamed Invertigo. The Drop Zone was renamed The Drop Tower.

The park's oldest, but yet most iconic ride. It's been there since the mid to late 1970s and is still drawing crowds in the hundreds

The park and Mason-area's first giga coaster. This ride is tall and fast. The story behind it is a secret government facility is testing out a new escape transport to evade the meteor storm threatening humanity. And the riders are the test subjects to test its success at evading the oncoming meteor onslaught

A side view of Mystic Timbers with that large hilly coaster visible nearby being Diamondback

The Monster, now known as Octopus in the Coney Mall / Midway. Visible in the background is the initial hill you climb for Twin Racers


-There was even an onsite water park that went through many names. Originally, it was the WaterWorks. When Paramount owned it, it was heavily Australian-themed to tie in with the wildly successful Crocodile Dundee series. Then it was finally repainted and renamed Soak City. The book even talks about other parks similar to Kings Island under the Cedar Fair chain, which is the company who owns Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. Those parks include King's Dominion in Dorney Park, Virginia, Carowinds in the Carolinas, Wonderland in Canada and, of course, Cedar Point in Sandusky.

The first drop on Twin Racers. My #1 favorite wooden coaster

The red and blue cars of Twin Racers. I do apologize for having a lot of photos of the Twin Racers, but Kings Island is proud of this ride being the first ride in the park that was built and they take pride in it still being massively popular after all of these years

The Woodstock Whirlybirds in Planet Snoopy

-There are also facts I didn't know. Such as:

-Kings Island was the first to introduce pizza as a food option. Theme parks up until that point had only offered finger food such as hot dogs, hamburgers and French fries. Kings Island managers wanted to offer additional options for food. With locally-owned pizzeria LaRosa's being still in the process getting started, managers thought it would be good to offer the fare from this local pizzeria and it worked instantly.

-Kings Island's first official coaster built in the park was the Twin Racers, sometimes affectionately referred to as The Racer. Ride designers had been inspired by other parks who had "racing", coasters, roller coasters who raced side by side. Originally, the ride was painted red, white and blue, but a new paint job in the 1990s had the tracks painted white and the cars left red and blue. For a short time, the blue car ran backwards as a gimmick to draw more people into the park. It worked until designers realized roller coasters aren't supposed to run backwards. They reset the chain dog lift that pulls a car uphill back into the correct setting and now the blue and red cars run forward. Of course, this also doesn't stop people from the red and blue cars talking smack about who will get back into the station first. Of course, Kings Island's main "competitor", Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio, also has a racing roller coaster very similar to The Twin Racer. They call their racing roller coaster Gemini. A lot of the rides at Cedar Point are incredibly similar to Kings Island

-Their model of the Eiffel Tower, built in 1/3 scale, is nearly as tall as the real one.

-The park is haunted. It's in almost every major book about haunted locations in and around Cincinnati. It was featured in an episode titled "Roller Ghosters" on the TV show Ghost Hunters. The TAPS team picked up the voice of a little girl who was thought to be buried at the cemetery near the front gate to the park. The cemetery is visible no matter which way you go in. Whether it be getting off at Western Row Road, going straight at the traffic light and following the cars, you'll see the cemetery on your right in a nice, shaded wooded glen, or getting off the highway at Mason-Montgomery Rd and turning onto Kings Island Drive and passing the Great Wolf Lodge indoor water park and hotel. It's visible on the right on this way as well.

-And the spirits not picked up by the TAPS team still haunt the park. The spirit of a 17 year old high school graduate named John Hartner haunts the Eiffel Tower. It was Grad Night sometime in the 1970s and his BAC (blood alcohol level) was more than twice the legal limit. He had tried to climb the staircase to the observation deck on the Eiffel Tower. He slipped and fell, getting tangled in the elevator cords. When the elevator operator noticed a "funny jump" with the elevator, training told him to run the elevator up to loosen the slack. This worked and unfortunately, allowed a drunk Hartner to fall to his death. It's believed his spirit is haunting the Eiffel Tower. His death marked the first time a guest was killed. Another unfortunate death involved a woman named Candy. Once again, alcohol was involved. This 32 year old woman and her friends were drinking heavily throughout the day and decided to get on the Flight Commander, a spinning ride in which you buckle yourselves into a sort of hang glider-like car. She was so intoxicated that she slipped out and her leg caught on part of the ride. When it went to do a revolution, she was thrown to the grassy hillside nearby, killing her on impact. Another series of accidents was labelled Black Sunday in the early to mid 1990s. It involved two people being killed and one seriously injured. At the pond in the Oktoberfest part of the park, a fountain without properly insulated wiring and GFCI (ground fault circuit interrupter to prevent electrocution) had sprayed. The water was electrified and had electrocuted a security guard and a guest. Both were rushed to nearby Bethesda Hospital, but were pronounced dead on arrival. The other person was rushed to University of Cincinnati Hospital, but had survived. The park was fined $11,300 and ordered to put in ground fault circuit interrupters in all of the fountains throughout the park

-Park managers make sure that every guest feels safe throughout the park. This means adding in first aid stations, private suites for nursing mothers and plenty of food options and bathrooms. They also make sure to consider special diets and foods for those with food-based conditions such as Celiac Disease and any food-based allergies. They also have what they call "sitting walls", which are raised planters with plants and trees providing shade and a place to sit. They also offer sit-down restaurants that offer more than just your average theme park fare. One of the better sit down restaurants is the Miami River Brewhouse in Rivertown. It has a bar and regular, non-theme park food and a sit down environment if you want a change of pace for food. It's also right in the middle between two of the park's more successful rides: White Water Canyon and Mystic Timbers. There are even nationally and internationally-known chain restaurants in the park, like Chick-Fil-A, Skyline, LaRosa's Pizza, Starbucks, Subway, Auntie Ann's, Panda Express and more.

-Both The Brady Bunch and The Partridge Family filmed an episode here. The Brady Bunch episode is called "Cincinnati Kids". The Partridge Family episode is titled "I Left My Heart in Cincinnati". David Cassidy from The Partridge Family rode the Twin Racers 12 times in a row while Danny Bondauce outdid him and rode it 22 times in a row

-This park is the reason there are Fun & Safety guides before every ride in every theme park in the world. This park introduced the concept of the Fun & Safety guides before each ride. It came as a result of a gentleman in poor health getting on an early coaster in the park, the Bavarian Beetle. It was a relatively smooth steel coaster relocated from Coney Island, a family-friendly park with a large recirculating pool. This steel coaster was aging and slightly bumpy. This 91 year old, who was already in poor health to begin with, had gone on the Bavarian Beetle and broken his neck. He tried to sue the park, but even his attorney stated he should have known not to get on a ride if he knew his health was bad. But, none the less, the attorney kindly asked park managers and even the attorney for the park to put up signs before each ride stating that if you have conditions that will be aggravated by the ride, please don't get on. It was more to cover the park's bases than anything else. They say it's not trying to ban people from riding; it's mostly if not all for the safety of the rider. Park mangers want to keep people safe. That's why before you ride each ride, there are requirements for height so you can ride safely. There are warnings to those with epilepsy if the ride has flashing strobe lights. There are warnings to little kids scared by loud noises if the ride has loud noises. There are warnings to those with cardiac issues if the ride is fast, warnings to pregnant women not to get on so as to not jostle the baby you're carrying and warnings to those with cervical neck braces to ride because of the bumpiness if there is any.

-Kings Island has a set up similar to Disney Land in Florida only in the sense of having themed areas. The setup of Kings Island and the other sister parks under Cedar Fair have similar setups. They are set up in the shape of a four leaf clover, with each "leaf" being a different themed area and rides, games and shops themed after that area's theme. In Kings Island, some of the themes include:

 -Rivertown, which is modeled after the early days of Cincinnati, which is a literal river town. The single sided clapboard buildings harken back to the days when large river boats would land in Cincinnati to unload cargo and people.

-Adventure Zone, originally named Adventure Village. This is where all of the really fast, heart-pumping rides are. Planet Snoopy, originally Nick Central. When Paramount lost the rights to the park, all of the rides here had to be repainted, redesigned and renamed. Runaway Reptar became The Flying Ace's Aerial Chase and was given an orange and yellow color scheme. The Wild Thornberry's River Adventure became Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown. It was redesigned to look like an old lumber mill and as you get to the top of the flume, you hear buzzing sawblades to simulate going down the chute at a sawmill. The Scooby Doo Ghoster Coaster was demolished and instead in its place was It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. It's a small coaster for little kids, like preschool and kindergarten age kids. 

-Oktoberfest is a small part of the park where a lot of old school rides reminding you of carnivals exist and it's heavily German-themed. The International Street is, no pun intended, world renowned for its authenticity. It has buildings with different flags on it and the main fountain draws your eyes to the Eiffel Tower straight ahead. Some of the flags on International Street include the French flag, where you can get French-inspired food. The Spanish flag where you can get Spanish-inspired goods. The Italian flag where you can get pizza and other Italian food and goods.

-The Coney Mall / Midway is where all of the old school-type rides are in addition to being a heavy games area. Some of the rides here are that of old school carnival type rides. One is called Shake, Rattle & Roll and it's a tilt o whirl type ride. Then there's the Scrambler, which puts two people to each car and swirls them round and round.

-Area 72 is a small part of the park off the Coney Mall / Midway. It's designed to look like a super secret, top secret government facility. The "72" is from the year that Kings Island opened, 1972. This is where the region's first giga coaster, Orion is located, adjacent to the park's own indoor coaster, Flight of Fear. This ride has you locking in tight to your car and shooting you off at 55 mph in semi darkness. It will, quite literally, take your breath away because you don't see it coming. You also get off at a different station than where you got on. A funny side note. When me, my sister, her boyfriend and a friend of his went there for the first time, that was the first ride we went on. I, of course, forgot to put my glasses in our locker (you have to rent a locker for this ride so you don't lose your valuables). So when it came time to board, we seen empty cars coming in and my sister's boyfriend said "Where'd all of the people go?", knowing it would get my sister wondering. I can safely say that I had to hold my glasses the whole time and it quite literally took my breath away. I was shaking so bad when I got off the ride from the adrenaline. It was awesome, but I had to stand for a bit to let my legs adjust from the G-force I was just thrust into. While the story behind Orion is far cooler. You're test subjects in a new escape transport. A meteor storm is coming. You have to get out fast. Orion is your new escape transport and you're the test subjects to make sure it's safe and effective.