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Showing posts with label hobbies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hobbies. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

The Joys of Working at Michael's

For those not familiar with this store name, Michael's is an arts and crafts store where you can ALMOST anything artsy craftsy. For the people who work there, they always have major issues with some of those who shop there. Here are 15 examples of the crap they deal with on a daily basis

BTW, the comments on these photos were most likely written by Michaels employees all over the place, wherever there are Michaels stores

When kids find the glitter and glue

"Unicorn spit and acrylic paint poured out." It gets worse. "Just found a bunch of slime and glitter dumped a few aisles down."








Thieves are getting smarter and more creative...

Store manager: "Slap one of those bad boys on there and that'll do it."
Thief: "Well...at least it's a creative way of getting the lock off, I guess. People like this are why the friggin' Cricut stuff is locked in a cabinet at my store!"

Not the right coupon...

Guys...just Google "Michaels coupon" and current date and follow the links to the Michaels site. There's a whole page dedicated to coupons! Pro tip from a Michaels shopper

When toys go wild...

"The battle hath commenced...and I just want to add we had been checking this aisle [maybe] 10 minutes before. It had been a group effort. I'm torn between thinking this is so cute and feeling sorry for whoever has to put it away"

Why customers test spray paint on the floor is anyone's guess


Despite the image having a censor on it, you can imagine what this Michaels employee is saying. I agree; To be honest, the employee is right; That would so SO annoying to clean up

When the holidays invade your local Michaels....

Sure, it's a nice treat for both employees and customers to hear when browsing through the aisles. But imagine working there for eight hours a day and hearing the same set of holiday songs all day, for two months. Hard pass

When customers mistake ANYTHING for a garbage can

"Today is the day I commit arson", said a Michaels employee. This employee can not be blamed; If you drop your ice cream everywhere, don't do a ditch and run. Who raised these morons? Someone has to clean this up at the end of the day

When customers decide this is okay

"I remember literally 30 minutes after I finished setting it, ONE customer managed to [expletive] it all up. I was raging." one Michaels employee noted. Is it really that impossible to return things to where you found them? Willing to bet that person doesn't do this at home...

When the closing crew gets creative...

"What I found in my store at 5 o'clock this morning, closing crew is wild or lazy asf." Lazy seems to fit. There's so many unexpected things to spell with the bubble letters. I'd go for TAXES just to terrify people

When the customers themselves get creative...

"I love the people who shop here." I'm trying to keep this mildly safe for work, so let's talk about our favorite nut. Mine is the classic peanut, which I'm SURE this display is referencing.
-If my sister saw this, she'd bust out laughing. And of course, like most people, her mind would go dirty

When the store stocks slime...

...be prepared for a massive cleanup!

"Truly some of the most cursed clearance items. I thought one of the bags had ripped, but no, when I inspected the empty one, it was perfect. Cap was left off, meaning someone made the choice to pour it all out"

When labelling goes wrong

Ah yes, the famed shades of "red". I love typos like this. They make no sense whatsoever, but they're entertaining. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go search what Ultramarine Pink looks like

When graduation season hits...

"Can't wait til the graduation cap decoration season ends. Recovery and go backs are madness." I certainly wouldn't classify graduation season as a nightmare season for employees, but after seeing this photo, I now understand

Spray paint finally snaps!!

"Throwback to when a can of green spray was dropped and exploded on a female customer". The thing that is hilarious are the feet-shaped spaces where her feet were.

FYI, you need a Michaels store employee to unlock this cabinet for you; I know. I had to ask one about two weeks ago at the Western Hills location to unlock it to get a can of dark purple spray paint for a milk crate in my room I use to store photo albums

Monkey in the store no one knows about?

"Found this on a sweep. No sign of the missing part.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Day 20-Hobby of yours

Reading
-I used to hate it. But now that I found things I love to read about, I can't get enough reading. I've found that I enjoy reading about music. Reading about what inspired a person to go into music, what they like doing on the side, their families, etc
Puzzles
-God, I have quite a stock of these, lol. They also follow that same music route. A lot of the puzzles I own are of album covers, but a few here and there are of Chinese artwork, etc. I keep finding ones I want to get eventually
Paint by numbers
-I know there are tons out there, but I usually look for ones that represent me in a way. Whether it be of Italy, London, an animal I like, etc
I have this paint by number
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Drawing
-I am, day by day, getting better at drawing. I really love trying to draw people. It's a challenge, but a challenge I'm willing to take none the less. The only problem I have is trying to get certain features on their face right sometimes. Like for example, if I'm drawing Dave Murray from Iron Maiden, the trickiest part on him would be trying to get his round face drawn right or his hairline right or the slight wrinkles on his face perfect or the somewhat blurry tattoo on his arm right or if I was drawing Hugh Jackman, getting his facial hair right. I'm a bit of a perfectionist in that sense. I want it perfect, and if not, I keep trying until it kills me, lol

Thursday, December 1, 2016

30 Day Challenge-About You

I always love these types of challenges because you can learn so much about people. I love learning about people, but the hardest part is usually initiating the conversation. I'm the kind of person who, if I'm sitting at a bar, I wait for someone to talk to me before I start talking. What can I say? I'm sort of shy around those I don't know. So, here's a challenge I found on Tumblr. Ironically, you can find a lot of 30 day challenges there. So here is a 30 day challenge about you. You can just copy and paste it into a new post. Just be sure to copy the link for the site, so you can state your source.

Day 01 — Your favorite quote.
Day 02 — A movie you want to see.
Day 03 — Your favorite actor.
Day 04 — A good book.
Day 05 — A recipe
Day 06 — Something random.
Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy.
Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad.
Day 09 — Your favorite song.
Day 10 — Your favorite idol.
Day 11 — A photo of you taken recently.
Day 12 — Something random.
Day 13 — A fictional book
Day 14 — A non-fictional book.
Day 15 — Something that is currently over-rated.
Day 16 — A song that makes you cry.
Day 17 — An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)
Day 18 — Something random.
Day 19 — A talent of yours.
Day 20 — A hobby of yours.
Day 21 — Your favorite movie.
Day 22 — Whatever tickles your fancy.
Day 23 — A photo of you taken over 10 years ago.
Day 24 — Something random.
Day 25 — Your day, in great detail.
Day 26 — Your week, in great detail.
Day 27 — This month, in great detail.
Day 28 — This year, in great detail.
Day 29 — Hopes, dreams and plans for the next 365 days.
Day 30 — Something random.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Bruce Dickinson: Flashing Metal with Maiden and Flying Solo by Joe Shooman

This is a biography of the man known as the "Air Raid Siren".
Essentially this is a biography. There is an official one due out in April, according to Amazon. But I'm still going with the story of his official biography being due out in Fall 2017. This one is pretty good to hold over any fans of the Air Raid Siren until his official story is released. Although the copy of this book I have has spelling errors in it, lol!! Someone misspelled Bruce's name as 'Burce', lol!!

This book is like any other biography. It talks about his parents, Sonia and Bruce Dickinson Sr. His mother was a promising ballet student enrolled in a prestigious ballet academy when she met Bruce Dickinson Sr. They fell in love and without any intention whatsoever, along came little Paul Bruce Dickinson. He was, essentially, an accident of birth. He was born by mistake. Later on, his parents had another child, this one intentionally, a daughter named Helen. Bruce describes his relationship with his sister as "She was planned, I was an accident". To this day, he says he feels estranged from his sister, which sounds really sad to me. It must be hard to be estranged from a sibling




 
 
 
He talks about living with his paternal grandparents while his mother and father went to Sheffield, looking for jobs. He says that his grandfather felt like his actual dad and that he thought his grandfather, who was in his 40s at the time, was at a great age to be a parent. He taught Bruce how to defend himself, which cam in handy later. After his parents had gotten some financial gain, Bruce went and lived with them. His parents were now flipping houses, by revamping them and selling them, which back then could have earned them their own reality show. Of course, when it came to schooling, Bruce has a pretty long list of schools he has attended. There was Sharrow Vale Junior, Manor Top Primary and finally Oundle. He describes Manor Top Primary as a "hellhole". At each school, he was the primary "new kid" and as such, he was bullied intensely. At Oundle, he endured some pretty brutal stuff. Like picking dried egg out of his bed, having to let his clothes air dry after being doused with water, daily beatings and late at night, his classmates standing around his bed as he was mercilessly pounded on by pillows from his other classmates. His time at Oundle came to an abrupt end when he and a friend got intoxicated at a student bar and let loose with telling people they had urinated in the dinner being consumed by prefects and headmasters celebrating the completion of construction on one of the housing buildings, Sidney House, where Bruce had been staying. For this prank, he was expelled. His grandfather instilled in him a motto to never let anyone grind you down, which came in handy later when things with Maiden seemed to be taking a turn for the worse
The one with the circle around his face is... you guessed it. Bruce Dickinson.
After going through high school, it was hearing Deep Purple's "Child in Time" that got the music bug in Bruce stirring. The first album he went and bought was In Rock. He was, more or less, hypnotized by the loud, wailing vocals of Purple front man Ian Gillan. Originally, he wanted to play drums, be what he called "Ian Paice's left foot." Since he had no room for drums, he tried singing. He was in the choir at school and when he sang, he noticed he could sing higher octaves than others, so he attempted singing. He went down to London to attend university, intending to read English as a major. During that time, he was in a succession of bands, mostly all starting with the letter 'S'. Like Speed, Styx (no connection to the American radio friendly band of such hits as "Come Sail Away), Shots and finally Samson, the band he was with while attending college in London. In fact, he balanced band life with college life at the same time. Around this time, Bruce was labeled with an annoying new moniker-Bruce Bruce. This arose from a conversation he had with Samson founding member Paul Samson. He had asked Bruce what his surname (last name for those unaware) was and Bruce thought he asked for his first name. He said "Bruce". Paul replied "Bruce Bruce?" with a strange expression. Then suddenly, Bruce's paychecks in music were suddenly being doled out this ridiculous name. He had made two albums with the band, Head On and Shock Tactics. He had to learn the band's whole Survivors album when he first joined
The album that inspired a young Bruce to attempt music
Bruce in one of his earliest bands, Shots. He's the one in white on the left
Bruce with Samson

Recording the band's compilation Head Tactics
 







The guys in the band often made fun of the way he dressed on stage sometimes. He had his hair cut short in a ridiculous bowl cut, a short pencil mustache and in terms of clothing, he wore spandex pants, the type of gym shoes boxers wear and muscle shirts. In promo photos, he would wear a vest over his bare chest, a bowler hat and carry an umbrella or he would wear a hat and street clothes like jeans and a t-shirt. Definitely interesting when you think about how he dresses today with Maiden-hoodie, cargo pants and boots, or muscle shirt saying "PSYCH WARD", winter beanie hat, cargo pants and ratty sneakers, etc. As an interesting side note, the then drummer for Iron Maiden, one Barry Purkis, who was nicknamed "Thunderstick" had switched places with then Samson drummer Clive Burr. When Barry entered the band, he was wearing a black leather S&M mask and wanted his drumming and flair for pyrotechnics to be the star of the show, rather than Paul Samson's bluesy guitar playing and the general hard rocking music

Of course, Samson and Maiden were each other's biggest rivals. Samson would have a corkboard with all things Maiden on it while Maiden would have a corkboard with all things Samson on it. When things started taking some massive bad turns with Maiden, in terms of their then singer, Paul Di'Anno getting loaded after the shows and complaining about his voice going out only to have Steve sing lead and Paul watch at the side of the stage, some changes had to be made. But no one knew that at the 1981 Reading Festival, where Samson and Iron Maiden were playing, that the "change" in mind was going to be there. Maiden manager Rod Smallwood and Maiden founding member Steve Harris watched the set Samson did and both were astounded with the wailing vocals of their front man, Bruce Dickinson. After having him audition for the band, he was in. The band set to work on their next album, which would be his first album with the band, The Number of the Beast.

 

With Bruce in tow, they could go places, sonically, that no other band had tried. Things with Maiden seemed on the up and up until 1986's Somewhere in Time was being recorded. The band had started utilizing then technology, such as keyboards, guitar synthesizers, etc. Not only that, Bruce was getting increasingly frustrated with the lack of songs he writes being put on the album, when most of the writing credits went to either Steve Harris, Dave Murray or Adrian Smith. Around this time, Bruce started considering a solo career. It wasn't until they finished Seventh Son of a Seventh Son that he really started working on what would become his first solo album, Tattooed Millionaire (This is an awesome album by the way). Things really came to a head in Maiden in 1992 when the band was touring Fear of the Dark. Bruce was just running through the paces until the tour finished, then announced his desire to leave the band to pursue a solo career. During this time, he had former White Spirit/Gillan guitarist Janick Gers helping him out on guitar

Bruce and Janick at The Hummingbird in Birmingham in 1990




His solo career, unlike some other musician's solo careers, had actually done pretty well, resulting in the amazing 1990 Tattooed Millionaire, 1994 Balls to Picasso (which features his first ballad, "Tears of the Dragon"), 1995's Alive in Studio A, 1996's Skunkworks, 1997's Accident of Birth, 1998's The Chemical Wedding, 1999's Scream for Me Brazil, 2001's The Best of Bruce Dickinson, 2005's Tyranny of Souls. During his time away from the band, he and guitar player Adrian Smith were replaced. Former White Spirit and Gillan guitarist Janick Gers replaced Smith on guitar while former Birmingham punk-metal band Wolfsbane front man Blaze Bayley replaced Dickinson. This lineup resulted in 1995's The X Factor and 1998's Virtual XI, which some Maiden fans say were not the greatest points in Maiden's career. I say otherwise. Opinions are opinions. I actually love both the Blaze albums. His voice is a combination of raspy Paul Di'Anno and operatic Bruce Dickinson.










During the tour for Skunkworks, Bruce had gotten inspired to get his flying license. At that point, he was taking the band he was touring with on a small twin engine prop jet. He started wondering if he could do flying on a larger scale. So then it was set into motion he would get his commercial flying license and after doing some flying for the now defunct airline Astraeus, he was fully licensed, clocking up the maximum amount of hours needed to fly. He then pitched an idea to management about getting a customized jet that allowed him and the rest of Iron Maiden to travel with their gear stowed aboard along with crew members and such. That is how Ed Force One was born. It's unclear where this jet is usually kept, but according to a 2011 documentary about Iron Maiden called Iron Maiden Behind the Beast, which is about their 2010-2011 Final Frontier tour, Bruce mentions the jet is stashed at Southend Airport in south London while the 2008 film Flight 666 says it's stashed at Stansted Airport in London. When he and Adrian Smith returned in 1999 to meet up with the band, it was like nothing had changed. Steve and Bruce were back to being old friends. It seems as though the solo albums helped Bruce blow off some steam and get some things out of him. Steve was ready to commence work on the band's next album, Brave New World. At first, he wondered how it was going to work with three guitar players, but after seeing the way Janick Gers, Adrian Smith and Dave Murray interact with each other, how they get along, any doubts were laid to rest. This book only goes up to about Final Frontier, which was 2010.

 




It does go into great detail about an incident at the 2005 Ozzfest in San Bernadino, CA. Bruce had made some rather disparaging remarks about reality TV, most likely referencing Ozzy's reality show. Of course, Sharon and family were there to defend the Osbourne name. They sabotaged Maiden's set, by urging fans to throw eggs and whatever they could get their hands on and pelting the stage with it. If you ever see Maiden in concert, you'll know where who stands. The ones out front are guitar players Adrian Smith, Dave Murray, Janick Gers, bass player Steve Harris and front man Bruce Dickinson. The only one protected is drummer Nicko McBrain. The other five members of Maiden would be nailed by a lethal storm of debris from the audience simply because Sharon wanted payback. Maiden's manger Rod Smallwood was furious. He said something to the effect of "in all the years I've managed music, I've never seen an act so unprofessional or disgusting as this". Also, Sharon said that she thought of Bruce as an arrogant prick and that she thought it was unprofessional of him to wave the English flag during the band's iconic song "The Trooper". She made a reference to the fact that British and American troops were overseas and said she thought it was unprofessional. HELLO? Anyone who is a Maiden fan is going to look forward to when they play "The Trooper". Bruce has waved that Union Jack since the band wrote it in 1983!!! It was almost as if she was trying to make it a political issue. Other moments of sabotage included the power to Dickinson's microphone and the band's instruments getting cut off during "Run to the Hills", "Hallowed Be Thy Name", "Number of the Beast". During certain moments when it was quieter, one can hear Dickinson accusing festival organizers of intentionally cutting off the power to the band's equipment. Not only that, but Bruce further enraged people by saying that no one would ever see Maiden in reality TV, a reference to Ozzy's reality show. Sharon said the rest of the band were gentlemen, respectful and kind in nature while Bruce is the one she had the issue with. Even Steve Harris had to come out and say that the whole band was embarrassed by the actions of their own singer








He doesn't really go into too much detail about his relationships. If anything, you have to go on the internet to find out this stuff. Most if not all the guys in Maiden are extremely private and keep their lives, well, private. But, he does mention his girlfriend Jane, who he would later marry. Later on, he met a woman named Paddy Bowden and with her they had three kids: Austin (b. 1990), Griffin(b. 1992), Kia(b. 1994). It seems that the music bug had also bitten his sons. Austin was the front man for a metalcore band called Rise to Remain, until they broke up in 2015 and went on to form As Lions. Griffin Dickinson worked as a carpenter for, surprise, Iron Maiden and then became the vocalist for a band called SHVPES, who changed their name from Cytota
Bruce Dickinson and wife Paddy Bowden


Bruce Dickinson and wife Jane Dickinson

Austin Dickinson

Rise to Remain

As Lions


Griffin Dickinson

SHVPES, originally known as Cytota
Bruce Dickinson and daughter Kia