Life is what happens when you are making other plans~ John Lennon
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind~Gandhi
The time is always right to do what is right~ Martin Luther King Jr.


Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Horror Stories from the World of the Zoom Class

Because of the current world situation with COVID-19, everyone is educating/working from home and having to communicate via Zoom, whether it be Zoom meetings or classrooms. Presenting to you now are 15 stories of parents and kids and their continuing battle, with laughs of course, with the Zoom program

Reading some of these, you have to be either frightened or impressed with how smart some of these kids are. And it's hilarious seeing what these kids come up. You have to feel sympathy for the parents; they're just trying to get through this COVID-19 time just like the kids.

1. I'm the teacher now

-This is from a Twitter user named Erin Pepler. Not preschool but in the spring, my son's grade two class meeting went on for 20 minutes without the teacher, who lost her wifi signal. My son suggested that everyone show their pets on camera, so they did. Near the end of the call, he said, "I'm the teacher now."

2. A use has finally been discovered for glitches-snack time!

-From a Twitter user named Vanessa Salazar. My second grader will unmute herself and say her computer is “glitching” so she has to restart it and will leave the meeting for a few minutes to get a snack. I still haven’t figured out if I’m proud of her or not.

3. Masks of all sorts

-From a Twitter user named Tootsie Spangles. I turned away for one second and..I don’t even know where he found this mask.

4. Technical Difficulties

-From a Twitter user named Keith Edwards. Zoom 2nd grade is fun. When my son gets bored he just closes the laptop and walks away. "Technical issues!" He yells.

5. TMI

-From a Twitter user named Natasha Khan Kazi. I don't think I truly appreciated how much my 4-yo overshares the intimate details of our private life with his classmates and teacher until now.

6. Don't Wanna Watch That Again

-From a Twitter user named Ashley.

7. When is lunch?

-From a Twitter user named Bex. My son is in 1st grade using Microsoft teams and I really enjoy the sudden outbursts from all the 7 year olds. My favorite so far has been:

Kid: “MRS.TEACHER NAME” Teacher: yes?? What’s wrong??! Kid: .....are u ok? Teacher: yes, are you? Kid: no... when is lunch?

8. Stealing the show

-From a Twitter user named Jeff Bean. A kid in my daughter’s class today changed his name to “Name (host)” and convinced the teacher he stole the host seat from her.

9. "Living Nightmare"

-From a Twitter user named Bad Wolf. My son called his first kindergarten zoom meeting a “living nightmare” while laying facedown on the floor...

10. Got a train to catch...

-From a Twitter user named Rupal Parekh. one kid in my daughter’s 1st grade class figured out how to change his background to an Amtrak and he’d yell in the middle of class “gotta go! my train is here!”

11. "Is this meeting over yet?"

-From a Twitter user named Alexis Diao. Zoom preschool is both hilarious and depressing. My 4 year old keeps unmuting himself and yelling 'I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME! IS THIS MEETING OVER YET?'

12. When the chat function has to be disabled

-From a Ukranian Twitter user named Karine. The only reason I know she is Ukranian is because of the blue and gold flag. My 7 year old’s teacher had to disable the chat function because the kids kept typing poop.

13. The camera is off

-From a Twitter user named ParlerToddler.

14. Sofa Surfing

-From a Twitter user named Sarah. For kindergarten we had one kid hanging upside down off the sofa, in her pjs, every day for a week.

15. Halloween is early this year

-From a Twitter user named Anna Bo. We had a kid who did the entire meeting with a Halloween trick-or-treat bucket on his head.

16. A sudden breakage of wind

-From a Twitter user named Beth Power. My 3-YO granddaughter was quiet & attentive in the first meeting before suddenly yelling FART!

17. Meeting, meeting, meeting

-From a Twitter user named F.A. Foster.

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

One of the few James Bond movies that starred Roger Moore

Summary

-The famed British secret agent is now investigating the hijacking of Russian and British submarines containing nuclear warheads and helping him is a KGB agent, whose lover was killed








Cast

-Roger Moore: James Bond

-Barbara Bach: Major Anya Amasova

-Curd Jurgens: Stromberg

-Richard Kiel: Jaws

-Caroline Munro: Naomi

-Walter Gotell: General Gogol

-Geoffrey Keen: Minister of Defence

-Bernard Lee: M

-George Baker: Captain Benson

-Michael Billington: Sergei

Did You Know?

-Claude Renoir, the cinematographer, was starting to have failing eyesight. He couldn't see the massive supertanker set. One of the production designers, Ken Adam, turned to his good friend Stanley Kubrick, who was sworn under complete secrecy, to help supervise the lighting. He suggested using floodlights. Plus, Stanley Kubrick's stepdaughter Katharina designed the dentures that Richrd Kiel, who plays Jaws, wore here in and in 1979's Moonraker

-Before Naomi is introduced, Caroline Munro accidentally sat down on a bee and was stung on her behind. She pushed through the pain to complete filming. In the scene where she boats in and greets Roger Moore and Barbara Bach, the stern expression was not just from her character but also the pain she was feeling

-The metal braces Richard Kiel wore were so uncomfortable he could only wear them for a minute and a half due to excessive pain and discomfort

-During the pre-title sequence, there was a scene showing James Bond doing a ski jump stunt using a Union Jack-designed parachute. It was originally suggested by George Lazenby for On Her Majesty's Secret Service. But the technology to be able to do that was not available at the time. The producers loved the idea and added the design of the Union Jack to the parachute. It's been said that with the scene's end, James Bond became not simply a popular character who happened to be British but an iconic hero who happened to be British. He's said to be on par with King Arthur, Robin Hood and Sherlock Holmes

-This movie introduced the invention we know as a jet ski. Back then it was known as a wetbike. This sparked a new water-born activity

-When James Bond drives the Wet Nellie on to the beach, he attracts the attention of a small boy. This boy is Richard George Kiel, son of Richard Kiel, who plays Jaws

-This was the last movie Elvis Presley saw. It was August 10, 1977. It was during a special showing at the General Cinema in Whitehaven, Tennessee. He died six days later on August 16, 1977 at age 42

-After this movie was released, demand for Lotus Esprits, the car used in the film, went so high that new customers were put onto a three year waiting list

-The food in Egypt was said to be disliked by the crew. Food from England was brought in by refrigerated trucks. But someone forgot to turn on the freezer, so the food rotted. Producer Albert Broccoli jumped into action. With his parents passing down their culinary skills and Broccoli being known as an amateur chef, he ran into town to get supplies. He had pasta flown in from Cairo and grabbed items like pots, pans, tomatoes, etc. He and Roger Moore served the crew and cast. A hand painted sign saying "Trattoria Broccoli" was placed outside the messroom. "Trattoria" is the Italian word for simplest restaurant

-In 1989, when the famed Menendez brothers Erik and Lyle murdered their parents, Jose and Kitty Menendez, this movie is what they were watching

-Sir Roger Moore died on the 40th anniversary of this movie, in 2017

-Four years after this movie was released, Barbara Bach married former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr

-The steel teeth worn by Jaws would inspire the hip hop culture and their use of "grilles"

Saturday, March 26, 2022

The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

The second film to feature Roger Moore in the James Bond series

Summary

-His latest mission has him investigating and trying to recover stolen solar cell technology while also evading the world's most expensive assassin




Cast

-Roger Moore: James Bond

-Christopher Lee: Scaramanga

-Britt Ekland: Goodnight

-Maud Adams: Andrea Anders

-Clifton James: J.W. Pepper

-Richard Loo: Hai Fat

-Soon-Tek Oh: Hip

-Marc Lawrence: Rodney

-Bernard Lee: M

-Lois Maxwell: Miss Moneypenny

Did You Know?

-While filming in Thailand, Roger Moore couldn't resist pulling a harmless prank on Sir Christopher Lee. He found a cave full of bats and telling him "Master, they are yours to command!" Lee laughed and appreciated the joke

-Prior to filming this movie, Herve Villechaize, who plays Nick Nack, was so poor he was living out of his car in Los Angeles

-Prior to acting, Sir Christopher Lee had a career in the military, specifically British Secret Service. During that time, he studied multiple languages and one of them was Swedish. Off set, he spoke Swedish with Britt Ekland and Maud Adams. His wife at the time was a Danish woman named Gitte Lee

-Despite being enemies in this film, Sir Roger Moore and Sir Christopher Lee are actually good friends, going as far back as the early days of their respective acting careers

-The role that Christopher Lee plays was originally offered to Jack Palance, but instead it went to Lee. Christopher Lee is the cousin of Ian Fleming, the author of the Bond novels. And it's ironic that Fleming is known as the Man with the Golden Pen

-Scenes featuring martial arts were added to the script because, at the time, martial arts were starting to become popular because of films with Bruce Lee and others

-Lois Maxwell, who plays Miss Moneypenny and Roger Moore were former classmates at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art

-Herve Villechaize had told Roger Moore that whenever he stayed in a hotel, he required rooms on the first floor. When Moore asked why, Villechaize told him he couldn't reach the buttons in the elevator

-The plane Bond uses to fly to Scaramanga's lair is a Republic RC-3 SeaBee. It was donated by a wealthy American fan of James Bond. The plane could be used on one condition-that the person who donated it could fly it himself. Which the person did, all the way from the US to Thailand

-Between takes, producer Albert Broccoli and Roger Moore would hit the local casinos to play at the roulette tables

-Christopher Lee had served in the British military during WWII. He was an RAF pilot but had to give up flying after an eyesight problem presented itself. He would go into RAF Intelligence, working with SOE (Special Operations Executive), the SAS (Special Air Service) and Long Range Desert Group in North Africa, interrogating members of the Nazi Party in Italy

-When Bond initially meets Goodnight, there is a premise suggesting they know each other. This is one of the only times that Bond has a backstory with any leading woman until Paris Carver in Tomorrow Never Dies

-Roger Moore and Clifton James died within one month of each other in April and May 2017

Friday, March 25, 2022

Creative Cheating

We've all heard about those who have cheated and gotten away with it. Here are some people who did it creatively and had fun with it. And some if not all of these are highly clever, smart and a little frightening how smart some people are....

1. It's always good to have a lucky charm

-"One time one of my buddies stole the final out of the teacher's desk when she wasn't looking. We took the test home and used the textbook to get all the answers. Since it was multiple choice, I decided to make a coded keychain with colored beads on it. The keychain was 50 beads long and was color coded to reflect the correct answers in chronological order. For instance, red=A, blue=B, yellow=C, green=D. I attached it to my car keys and just left my keys on top of my desk as I took my test. The best part was that the teacher complimented my keychain as she handed out the tests. I told her my little sister made it for me as a good luck token for finals. I don't have a little sister."

2. Under doctor's orders...

-"During high school in the mid '90s I was part of the school newspaper. As one of the editors I got to use early versions of Photoshop (we started with three but upgraded to four by the time I was a senior) and taught myself how to use it for random s---. I had a friend who was a notorious cheat, he never not-cheated. He got the brilliant idea to Photoshop answers to s--- and make it look the text on a Dr. Pepper bottle's label (nutritional info, fine print, etc. was replaced with random cheat info.) I spent a week harnessing my PS powers to put this all together for him and he spent a week figuring out how to laminate paper and get it to look almost identical to the label on the bottle. He aced it pretty good and on the day of the test, nobody had the slightest idea that all the info he needed to pass was printed on the Dr. Pepper bottle sitting on his desk."

3. Ms. Frizzle is carefree

-"In high school chemistry class, my group of buddies and I were failing the entire semester. On top of that, I'm fairly certain the teacher lived in the woods from how she smelled, and she looked like a burne-out Ms. Frizzle with brown hair. Anyway, she was never absent at all. The one day we had a substitute, they put on some boring movie which half the class, and even the substitute teacher, fell asleep to. I got curious and poked around in the teacher's spare desk, and as I opened drawers and peeked through files, lo and behold I came upon a folder that was titled 'Final Exam Answer Key'. I almost couldn't believe my luck, and I knew right then it was just meant to be that I would cheat and manage to pass this class. So here's what we did. For the final exam, we were only allowed a pencil, the scantron sheet, and a laminated copy of the periodic table of elements. We took the answer key and copied it onto the periodic table. For 'A', it was a single dot in the bottom right corner, 'B' was two dots in corners, and so forth. The best and funniest part of the whole thing was when the teacher read aloud our scores to the class and we all had much better grades than the bright kids in the class, even. I saw the teacher years later and told her all about it. She leaned in close to me, grinning and said 'I honestly don't give a s---'. 10/10 would cheat again. "

4. STD - Save the Dates

-"In college I blew off all my homework for a math class and only took the tests. Going into the final I saw my current grade and I knew I was going to fail. After the final I went to the teacher and asked why my grade was so low (obviously I knew why). He pointed out I was missing 80% of the homework. There was a two step process to submitting work. First, you upload your homework online, then you submit it to the teacher. I proceeded to double down and say I had uploaded all the work but must have forgotten to submit. He said to go check my account and, if the homework was indeed uploaded and the upload dates were before the due dates, he would accept it. So here's where the cheating began. He had posted all the solutions to the homework. When I left his office, I bolted home and began copying all the missing homework. Now, this was 2002 and there were a lot of bugs and missing safeguards with regards to the school network. So I took a chance and changed my home PC date to be the day before an assignment was due, then uploaded that assignment. The network logged the assignment upload date based on my PC date/time, not the school network's. I did this for each assignment (missing a couple problems/assignments here and there). I went back to the teacher and he reviewed my account and dates. Ended up with a B in the class."

5. Using errors to your advantage

-"In my high school AP chemistry class the teacher accidentally left a way to cheat. He was an older guy who typed his exams on a word document, would have the right answer in red, and print out the document in black and white. Our class was the entire school year and we had an exam every two-ish weeks. Around the second or third test I noticed that one of the multiple choice answers was slightly lighter than the rest. It had very faint dashes instead of being solid black so I thought 'These have to be the right answers', and they were. So for the rest of the year, except for one or two, I was able to get modest As on the exams. I told one kid a couple of months in and he eventually told a lot of people. so before the final, one kid who knew the trick completed the test in 10 minutes, turned it in and got a 98 since they were graded on the spot. Our teacher realized his mistake then and fixed it for our very long final exam."

6. "Taking" a test

-"So I'm sitting in chemistry and our teacher hands out an insane exam. Like, I go through every question trying to answer the ones I can and I don't know a single one. So everyone else starts finishing, turning in their test on the teach's desk, and I've written literally nothing. Bell rings and I think "F--- it, just throw the test in my backpack and walk out with the class." Fast forward about a week and the teacher is passing back the exams, says to the class 'Everyone have their tests?' I innocently raise my hand and tell her no, I have not gotten my test back. She starts looking everywhere, but for some reason just can't seem to find it. I let her know that test was hard as hell, no way I could take that again. She agrees, tells me if she can't find it that she'll replace the test grade with my most recent lab grade. 0 became a 97."

7. Cheating with the arts

-"I helped at a private school in India during their finals weeks. I was told to watch out for some of the crazy cheating methods they've seen. My favorite was how one girl covered in henna tattoos (which is normal) actually inscribed all of the answers into the decorative hennas. It looked normal from a distance, too."

8. Saving some face

-"We had an online class with facial recognition/webcam testing at my university. It was one of the systems that if you looked away from the screen for too long it would stop the test and make you show your surroundings; if you didn't it would give you a 0. By far one of the hardest classes I've taken, it involved a lot of memorization and to make it better, the professor liked to use true/false questions with direct quotes from the book. There was no way to cheat...or so I thought. There were three sets of exams, and the exams were usually open for about a week. So people would meet up early on in the week and take it together. So what they would do was make the girls take it first. They would then put a small Bluetooth headset on, then put their hair down so that the camera couldn't see it. The person taking the test would be on a call with classmates in another room. She would read the questions aloud and the classmates would look the question up as needed and relay the answer. They wrote down all the questions and answers for their classmates whom would just study the test questions and take it later in the week. By far the best 'Teamwork makes the dream work' story I've ever heard of, but I'm pissed because I worked my a-- off for a B-."

9. Hidden in plain sight

-"Had a guy in my class with a massive afro. He used to roll up cheat sheets and hide them deep in this afro. He would scratch his head to get them out and put them back in. It was a pleasure to watch him in action."

10. A keystroke of fortune

-"I have no proof of this, but I swear it happened. I was a TA for a physics class in college. We give the final exam. The next day, the other TA and I are grading the exams, and two students have very similar answers. Not copied exactly, but similar enough that it's suspicious. Especially because one of the students was the lowest in the class, and the questions were pretty difficult. But these kids were nowhere near each other, and neither took bathroom breaks during the test, and we collect phones at the start. Our only possible theory is that they somehow got the test early. But I kept it locked in my closet for the days before it was given. So I began to think back. I remembered that about a month or so before, this one student was having trouble seeing an assignment online (or so he said), so he asked me to sign in to his laptop to download the file for him. So I did, and then signed out. So my theory is that this kid used some sort of keystroke recorder to get my email password, get a copy of the exam from the email from my professor, worked on the test before hand with this other kid who wasn't as good, until they had decent answers, then they both just did the test normally after that. It still haunts me to this day."

11. Transparency is key

-"I had a binder that was purple, but transparent. I would put the vocabulary quiz study guide in the front of the binder and put it on the floor. When I got stuck I would step on the binder and the sheet would be readable through it."

12. Out of the red and into the black

-"In high school math class we had to correct our papers with red ink. I would swap the ink tube out of a red pen with a black ink tube. It looked like I was 'grading' my paper, but in reality I was changing my answers."

13. Even nerds cheat on occasion

-"I wrote history notes all over the desk using the tengwar font I learnt from a friend who loved Lord of the Rings back when there wasn't any movie yet. I passed the test."

14. A quick way to get the class laughing

-"Probably the best way I saw someone cheat took place in my high school Spanish class. This one kid wrote answers on the waistband of his pants. He would periodically peek down at his pants and pull the waistband out a bit revealing what he wrote. Soon the teacher noticed and asked him loudly what he was up to, thinking she had busted him. Without missing a beat the kid looked up and said to her 'I was actually just adjusting my boner, but thanks for calling me out.' The entire class burst out laughing. The teacher had no way of responding to what was just said. Kid never got questioned about it again."

15. Erotic, but effective

-" I had a ex-girlfriend who was into some kinky stuff, so she just happened to have one of those wireless vibrator things that strap onto your leg. She had me vibe one, two, three or four pulses for A/B/C/D on a multiple choice test once. Kinky and effective. 10/10 would try again."

16. Beat the system

-"I had a pretty laid back teacher for high school forensics. If he caught you cheating he would make you retake the test after school and dock you 10%. I forgot we had a test and thought I was gonna do badly, so I purposely got caught cheating and studied in my 5th and 6th hour and ended up getting a 100%. He docked me the grade, but I still ended up with a 90% on a test I probably would have failed. It's not quite cheating but I feel like I cheated the system."

17. The sweet sounds of success

-"I was taking a driver's ed course at 16. During this course we were allowed to listen to music no problem, and I felt that there were way too many f---ing things to memorize. Got mad and figured out a plan. I got a hold of the answer key for the final test. Recorded my voice speaking all of the answers. Burned the recording onto a CD. Listened to 'music' during the final exam (we were allowed to). Passed with 95%. Not 100%. I felt like I needed to miss a couple to really pull it off."

18. A presentation like no other

-"My French teacher told a story about a student who really didn't want to present in front of the class, so the day before he told his friend to come and knock on my door crying to distract the teacher. After 10 minutes, the friend went away and when the teacher came back into the classroom, the whole class was clapping because the kid told them to clap when she came back in. He ended up with an A."

19. A permanent solution to the problem

-"In my freshman year math class, a kid wrote the distance formula on his arm. He forgot to roll back down his sleeve when he turned his test in, and the teacher asked him about it. The kid panicked and said that he had a tattoo of the distance formula. He drew it on his arm every day for the rest of the semester. Got an A."

20. When in doubt, hum it out

-"My friend and I both have perfect pitch so when one of us would get stuck on a problem we would hum a quick G-flat. Then we tap our pen to indicate number and hum A, B, C or D for the answer. We couldn't do it often though because too much noise would become suspicious."

21. Turning to prayer

-"Writing answers in Cyrillic letters on pens, claiming it's a prayer to the teacher who doesn't know what Cyrillic is."

22. Code breakers

-"Three people used Morse code to cheat in a physics exam; unfortunately the professor knew it too and told them to bring their exams up in Morse code."

23. In the clear

-"Freshman year of high school I learned how to take the vocab sheets we were given for English and would place packaging tape on the answer sheet very carefully. I put it under water to rinse the paper off, but not the ink, let it dry overnight, and then I placed packaging tape on the other side so it was not sticky anymore. Bam, you have a clear answer sheet you can place on a desk and it looks like the wood grain. 'Isn't it shiny though?' F--- yeah it is. Surprised I wasn't caught."

24. Two very different yet effective methods

-"I had to retake a neuroscience final in a room with two other students. One of them had a spy pen and was taking pictures of the questions and sending them to someone at home with the text book relaying answers back via phone to his hidden earpiece. He must have spent $500 on the equipment and to pay the guy on the phone. The other kid just brought in his study guide and put it in the back of a stack of blank papers and would flip to it periodically.

25. Poster child for cheating

-"The best I have seen was a student made a large poster board cheat sheet and hung it up in the teacher's classroom, which already had plenty of poster on the wall. He would just read right off it and got away with it once, but got caught after he tried the second time. This was in a high school class."

26. Nothing to lose, but everything to gain

-"My senior year I had to make a college portfolio in my English class. The project was given at the beginning of the quarter and we had nine weeks to do it. I didn't do any of it and about a week after it was due my teacher asked me if I turned it in. I told her that I turned it in  on time and she got worried that she lost it when she took them all home. She ended up giving me an 85% because she never found it."

27. Under the cover of clouds

-"My professor loved using the campus cloud to store things like audio and sound clips, lesson slideshows...and tests. Seriously, there was the whole test on the screen. Easiest 100% I ever got."

28. Food for thought

-"I would memorize my teacher's lunch schedules and then sneak into their classroom and steal graded assignments from other students that were in the filing cabinet."

29. When hijabs really help

-"A girl wearing a hijab used to go into the bathroom before each test, put a pair of earbuds in, and conceal the wires with the hijab. So she had earphones in every time."

30. Asking the right questions

-"Once in Year 8, we had to write an essay on a certain text called 'Rabbit-Proof Fence'. I always winged my essays, but the actual content in the movie I memorized. On the day of the test, I forgot the name of one of the characters in the middle of the exam. All I did was ask, audibly, what that character's name was. Everyone stared at me, then another student just answered my question and went back to his exam. The teacher was livid, only because, since everyone now knew this minor piece of information and therefore I had no advantage, she couldn't punish me for s---."

Monday, March 21, 2022

Live and Let Die (1973)

The first James Bond film to feature Sir Roger Moore

Summary

-James Bond is sent on a mission to stop a heroin kingpin armed with a psychic tarot card reader from flooding the world with heroin




Cast

-Roger Moore: James Bond

-Yaphet Kotto: Kananga / Mr. Big

-Jane Seymour: Solitaire

-Clifton James: Sgt. Pepper

-Julius Harris: Tee Hee

-Geoffrey Holder: Baron Samedi

-David Hedison: Leiter

-Gloria Hendry: Rosie Carver

-Lois Maxwell: Miss Moneypenny

-Bernard Lee: M

Did You Know?

-Sean Connery gave Roger Moore a personal seal of approval to play Bond. Connery referred to Roger Moore as "an ideal Bond"

-At 45 during filming, Roger Moore was the oldest actor to play James Bond while the youngest was 29 year old Australian actor George Lazenby in On Her Majesty's Secret Service

-Clint Eastwood was another actor offered the role of James Bond, coming off the fresh success of Dirty Harry. He declined, stating James Bond should be played by an English actor

-Producers of the film decided in this film, Roger Moore's adaptation of James Bond would be radically different from Sean Connery. In this film, Bond orders bourbon whiskey neat (no ice) instead of a vodka martini. The briefing for his mission occurs in his flat (apartment) instead of an office (this is the second time Bond's apartment is featured in the films, after 1962's Dr. No). Bond does not wear a hat and he smokes cigars instead of cigarettes

-During the filming of the boat chase scene, Roger Moore sustained a few injuries. The engine on the boat had cut out and the momentum carried him into a boathouse. He cracked a few of his front teeth and twisted his knee. He had to use a cane to walk for several days later, but he was able to film the rest of the scenes because all he had to do was sit in the boat

-The first Bond film where Bond has a relationship with a black woman named Rosie Carver (Gloria Hendry). The love scenes were removed from the movie's release in South Africa due to then Apartheid policies

-Yaphet Kotto, who plays Mr. Big/Dr. Kananga is the youngest actor to play a Bond villain. He was 33 at the time

-From what Yaphet Kotto says, he was not allowed to do any press or publicity for the movie. He says the producers were worried about the public's reaction to a black villain

-Madeline Smith, who plays Miss Caruso, said the bedroom scenes between her and Bond were made even more awkward by the presence of Roger's overprotective wife being on the set. To establish the effect of Bond unzipping Miss Caruso's dress with his magnetic watch, a thin wire was attached to the zipper from the watch. A stagehand was on the floor beneath Smith's body to pull the wire down while Moore pretended to unzip the dress with his watch.

-The scenes with the bridge at the crocodile farm were extremely dangerous to film. The crew found out very quickly that crocodiles can jump from the water and attack

-Early in the stages of filming, Roger Moore became ill with kidney stones. Later on, Roger Moore and Jane Seymour caught dysentery during filming in Jamaica

-Roger Moore had a fear of snakes, just like his fellow actor Geoffrey Holder, who had to fall into a coffin full of them.

-Roger Moore was strongly discouraged from raising an eyebrow, which was an iconic trait of his most successful role, Simon Templar on The Saint (1962)

-During the scene where the top of the London bus is sheared off by a low bridge, the actor doubling as James Bond was Maurice Patchett, a stunt driver. He was a real London bus driver and filled in producers about the rigorous training the drivers must go through. One of the things drivers must learn is how to swerve to avoid wet ground and keep it upright, like it's shown in the film

-The assassination attempt by a snake while Bond is bathing was filmed in mid-winter in London. The temperature was 10 degrees Celsius or 50 degrees Fahrenheit. It was enough to keep the snake moving slowly. If it were tropical temperatures, the snake would move a lot more quickly, putting Roger in danger of getting bitten

-The characters Baron Samedi and Dambala take their names from two powerful spirits in the Voodoo religion

-During filming, Bernard Lee, who plays M, was very sick. Producers considered hiring Kenneth Moore to replace him

-Originally, the character Solitaire, played by Jane Seymour, was supposed to be black while Rosie Carver, played by Gloria Hendry, was supposed to be white

-The crew experienced difficulties filming in New York. This was due to being extorted by a local Harlem gang into paying protection money to ensure the safety of the crew. When the cash ran out, the gang "encouraged" them to leave. Some of the exterior shots were done in Manhattan's Upper East Side as a result from the issues of using Harlem locations

-Roger Moore, who plays James Bond and Clifton James, who plays Sheriff Pepper, died 38 days apart in 2017

-This is the only James Bond movie to have a supernatural theme to it

-This was the first film in the James Bond series to be seen by Daniel Craig, who would play Bond later on

-Early in the film, in New York, you can see the partially incomplete World Trade Center. The top few floors were still outfitted with cladding

-This is one of three films in the series where James Bond does not wear a tuxedo. The other two are 1963's From Russia with Love and 1967's You Only Live Twice

-Yaphet Kotto took the role of Dr. Kanaga after David V. Picker, an executive at United Artists, approached him after the filming of Across 110th St

-Madeline Smith had gotten her role as Miss Caruso after Roger Moore recommended her for the part. Both of them had worked together on The Persuders!: The Long Goodbye

-For the motorbike and bus chase scene, Roger Moore had to take a course in driving a double decker bus

-At the time of filming, Roger Moore was under contract to film The Persuaders. It's said he should not have been able to film this movie due to scheduling conflicts. When the TV show failed to gain any momentum in the US, he was "released" from his contract

-Gayle Hunnicutt was one of the original choices to play Solitaire. But she couldn't do the role due to her pregnancy at the time. Diana Ross was even considered for this role

-This film and 1979's Moonraker are the only two films to show James Bond hang gliding. This was a new activity gaining quick popularity in the 1970s

-During the scenes showing the car and boat chase in Louisiana, the roads they're on show the full yellow striping separating the northbound and southbound lanes. At the time, it was pretty rare to see full yellow striping, despite M.U.T.C.D. (Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices for Streets and Highways) introducing it in 1971.

-When not filming, Jane Seymour was asked about what it was like to work with Roger Moore. "Roger was fantastic to me. When I was in New Orleans or in Jamaica, he'd make sure every night that I was OK and safe, checked to see whom I was with, he'd include me in any social thing that happened."

-The FDR motorway in Manhattan was closed to film a series of scenes showing a five car crash

-In reality, Roger Moore feared crocodiles and alligators. It took a lot of persuading to get him to film the scenes showing him escaping from the crocodile farm

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

One of the final James Bond movies to feature Sean Connery

Summary

-An investigation into diamond smuggling takes James Bond to Las Vegas, where he discovers a plan being concocted by a business tycoon





Cast

-Sean Connery: James Bond

-Jill St. John: Tiffany Case

-Charles Gray: Blofeld

-Lana Wood: Plenty O'Toole

-Jimmy Dean: Willard Whyte

-Bruce Cabot: Saxby

-Putter Smith: Mr. Kidd

-Bruce Glover: Mr. Wint

-Bernard Lee: M

-Desmond Llewelyn: Q

-Lois Maxwell: Miss Moneypenny

Did You Know?

-While filming in Vegas, Sir Sean Connery made the most of his time there. "I didn't get any sleep at all. We shot every night, I caught all the shows and played golf all day. On the weekend, I collapsed, boy, did I collapse. Like a skull with legs." He played the slot machines as well and even had to delay shooting a scene because he was collecting his winnings

-Director Guy Hamilton hated big American cars. He took an almost disturbing delight in trashing them in the various car chase scenes

-When Lana Wood was cast as Bond girl Plenty O'Toole, she was told during the scene where she is thrown out of Bond's room into the pool, the stunt team had to throw her into the pool "practically naked". She was assured that since it was to be filmed at night, no one would see her. Unfortunately for her, Las Vegas is a nocturnal city and everyone is actually more active at night. Despite what the filmmakers had told her, she had to endure people turning up to watch her come out of the pool, in soaking wet, see through underwear and heels

-Unlike most of the Bond girls, who were more calm, Tiffany is different. She is the first American Bond girl. She is loud, brash and argumentative. She is said to be an example of American women

-The outdoor elevator scenes were filmed at the now demolished Landmark Casino

-The machine inside the oil pipeline that Bond encounters is a Smart PIG (Pipeline Inspection Gauge). It's used to check the integrity of the pipes and to check for blockages

-Lana Wood had to stand on boxes for her scenes with Sean Connery because of height differences. She was given extra high heels to wear during the scene where Connery had to strip her out of her dress

-Sir Roger Moore was offered the role of James Bond at this point, but he could not due to scheduling conflicts with his commitment to the 1971 TV show The Persuaders!

-With all the references to caskets, cremation and other funeral-related topics, it's ironic to learn that Albert Broccoli, one of the producers, worked for The Long Island Casket Company as a salesman and manager and Sean Connery worked for an undertaker

-For her role in the 1972 film Endless Nights, Lois Maxwell had dyed her hair black. As a result, she had to wear a hat in the film during her role as a customs officer

-During the gas station scene, the Landmark Hotel & Casino can be seen. It was first built in 1963 but didn't open until 1969. It was imploded in 1995 to make room to expand the parking lot for the Las Vegas Convention Center

-The gaudy and tacky design of the Slumber Mortuary came from the experiences production designer Ken Adam had when visiting several funeral homes in the Las Vegas area

-In the car chase scene, the hotel under construction at the end of the street is in what is now Old Las Vegas. It's the same hotel that was used as "Biff's Place" in Back to the Future Pt. II

-The Japanese agent that encounters Bond is karate master Keinosuke Enoeda

-The name of the mob group that runs the mortuary, Slumber Inc., is a nod to the real life mob group Murder, Inc.

-During the release of 2015's Spectre, a special event was created called "The Black Girls of Bond". It was to highlight black actresses featured in the James Bond movies. It included Naomi Harris (Miss Moneypenny in 2012's Skyfall, 2015's Spectre). She was the first black British actress in the film series. It also included Halle Berry (Jinx from 2002's Die Another Day), Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver from 1973's Live and Let Die), who happened to be Bond's first black love interest, Trina Parks (Thumper from this movie, who was also the first major Bond girl who was black). It was held at the California African-American Museum and hosted by the African-American Film Critics Association. The only women not present were Nicaise Jean-Louis (one of Drax's girls from 1979's Moonraker), Grace Jones (May Day from 1985's A View to Kill), Sylvana Henriques (the Jamaican woman from 1969's On Her Majesty's Secret Service), the first official black Bond Girl

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

On Her Majesty's secret Service (1969)

The only James Bond film to feature Australian actor George Lazenby

Summary

-James Bond has managed to woo the daughter of a mob boss while also investigating the true reason for allergy research being conducted by Blofeld in the Swiss Alps





Cast

-George Lazenby: James Bond

-Diana Rigg: Tracy

-Telly Savalas: Blofeld

-Gabriele Ferzetti: Draco

-Ilse Steppat: Irma Bunt

-Lois Maxwell: Miss Moneypenny

-Bernard Lee: M

Did You Know?

-At age 29 during filming, George Lazenby was the youngest actor to play James Bond. The other actors were older. Sean Connery-31, Sir Roger Moore-45, Timothy Dalton-40, Pierce Brosnan-41 and Daniel Craig-38

-The building used as Blofeld's headquarters was a partially complete restaurant on top of Mt. Schilthorn. The owners allowed filming there on the conditions of the interior set being made permanent fixtures and EON Productions paying $125,000 and constructing a helicopter pad. When the restaurant opened, it was named Piz Gloria, which was used in the movie. The way the public could access the restaurant was by cable car from Murren or Stechelberg. It became the first established revolving restaurant in the mountains in the world

-There are several reasons why George Lazenby only played Bond once. 1.) His youthful arrogance annoyed producer Albert Broccoli. The incredibly brutal British tabloids kept writing negative stories and constantly comparing him to Sir Sean Connery. 3.) Lazenby believed the Bond movies had gone as far they could go in the 1970s, especially with more sophisticated films like The Graduate and Easy Rider coming out

-This was the only film where Ilse Steppat spoke English. She could not enjoy her new found fame because she died less than a week after the movie was released from a heart attack

-For the opening scene, there are railroad ties under the sand so Bond can drive his Aston Martin on the beach

-The title was inspired by a phrase commonly known to those who live in Britain. Any sort of correspondence arriving from a government office was usually addressed with not a stamp, but the words "On Her (on his when there was a king) Majesty's Service" printed on the envelope.

-Timothy Dalton was offered the part of James Bond. He was 22 at the time, but felt he was inexperienced and too young to take the role. He would play Bond later in The Living Daylights (1987) and License to Kill (1989)

-Adam West, a personal friend of producer Albert Broccoli, was offered the chance to play James Bond. He turned it down, saying that he felt the role should be played by an English actor

-The photograph of Teresa "Tracy" Draco's mother was an actual photo of Dame Diana Rigg's own mother

-Joanna Lumley and George Lazenby had different ways of relaxing when not filming. She picked flowers and knitted a blanket for her young son while he learned to play "Hey Jude" by The Beatles on his guitar

-George Lazenby is the only actor known for playing James Bond who didn't come from the UK. He's Australian. Pierce Brosnan was born in Ireland, but moved to the UK when he was young

-To help him get the role of James Bond, George Lazenby went to the same barber and tailor as Sean Connery so that when he showed up at the offices of Albert Broccoli Harry Saltzman, two of the producers, he'd look more like Sean Connery. Ironically, when Lazenby was getting his hair cut, Albert Broccoli was in the barber shop. This successfully led to Lazenby getting the role

-This was George Lazenby's theatrical debut

-There were various actresses considered for the role of Tracy Draco. They included Brigitte Bardot, Jacqueline Bisset and Catherine Deneuve. Bardot was the first choice for director Peter R. Hunt, but Bardot had chosen to appear with Sean Connery in Shalako (1968). Dame Diana Rigg was then chosen because of her performance as Emma Peel on the British spy television series The Avengers (1961)

-This is the second film in the Bond series, the first one being Goldfinger (1964) where the actress playing the Bond girl is older than the actor playing Bond

-Lois Maxwell, who plays Miss Moneypenny, is twelve years and six months older than George Lazenby

-When the final scene showing Tracy Bond's death was originally written, George Lazenby was brought to tears. Director Peter R. Hunt wanted to re-shoot the scene, stating "Bond does not cry". There were only two takes for this. George Lazenby convinced Hunt to use the first take, saying that the circumstances (his wife being killed), this should be the exception. This became the first time (until the 2012 release of Skyfall) that Bond can be seen openly crying

Saturday, March 12, 2022

You Only Live Twice (1967)

Another installment in the James Bond series

Summary

-James Bond must work with the Japanese Secret Service to find the person responsible for a series of space hijackings and stop a war between Russia and the US




Cast

-Sean Connery: James Bond

-Akiko Wakabayashi: Aki

-Mie Hama: Kissy

-Tetsuro Tanba: Tiger Tanaka

-Teru Shimada: Mr. Osato

-Karin Dor: Helga Brandt

-Donald Pleasance: Blofeld

-Bernard Lee: M

-Lois Maxwell: Miss Moneypenny

-Desmond Llewelyn: Q

Did You Know?

-The henchman in Mr. Osato's office that Bond fights is played by Peter Fanene Maivia, a Samoan professional wrestler under the name "The High Chief". He is the grandfather of professional wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

-The relationship between the producers and Sean Connery had gotten so bad at one point he refused to act if they were on set

-This is the first Bond film showing him wearing a Royal Navy uniform that clearly indicates his rank as Commander

-This film marks the final appearance of Sean Connery as James Bond and Lois Maxwell as Miss Moneypenny

-The Toyota 2000GTs are not convertible cars. They had roofs attached. But because Sean Connery is 6'2'' and the cars were too small for anyone over 5'8'', the roofs had to be removed

-This is the only Bond film where he refers to Miss Moneypenny by her nickname of "Penny"

-The character Donald Pleasance plays, Blofeld, is the inspiration for Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers series. The inspiration came from the bald head, scar, Nehru jacket and pet cat. But Pleasance has less than 10 minutes screen time. However, Mike Myers playing Dr. Evil has more screen time than Pleasance did playing Blofeld

-Tanaka's ninja training grounds were located near the famed Himeji Castle in western Japan

-During the helicopter magnet car scene, the famed red and white Tokyo Tower is seen in the background. Built in 1958, it was the tallest structure in Japan until the 2010 construction of the Tokyo Skytree surpassed it


-The book Miss Moneypenny tosses to James Bond was Instant Japanese: A Pocketful of Useful Phrases published by Masahiro Watanabe and Kei Nagashima

-Iam Fleming, author of the Bond novels, took inspiration for the name Dikko Henderson from his friend, Sir John Nicholas Henderson, who was also known as Nicko Henderson

-Various experts in martial arts were hired to play ninjas

-During WWII, author Roald Dahl worked in the British Intelligence service along with Bond author Ian Fleming

Five Reasons Judas Priest Should Be in the Rock Hall of Fame

There are tons of Judas Priest fans lobbying for the Metal Gods to be inducted here. But this famed "rock" hall seems more determined to induct non-rock and metal acts into their halls. Here are five reasons why the good people at Ultimate Classic Rock believe that Judas Priest should be inducted

1. The rock hall needs more metal

-The rock hall and heavy metal have been at odds since 1986. The first actual metal act was Black Sabbath and they didn't get inducted until 2006. Metallica got in in 2009 and Deep Purple came close behind in 2016. It's been said it's long overdue that the Metal Gods are the next band that should be inducted

2. They are the true Metal Gods

-Some may ask "What does metal look like?" The people at Ultimate Classic Rock will tell you "Any picture of Judas Priest". Their studded leather, the hairstyles, the sometimes raw, aggressive sound- it's all the definition of metal. Starting with twin lead guitarists KK Downing and Glenn Tipton, they established the "twin lead guitar" or "double axe attack" pattern for bands to follow in years coming. And the fact that their 2018 album Firepower is as aggressive as its name suggests, this tells all that Judas Priest still have the fire within them to create great music

3. Their singer is the Metal God

-While Rob Halford is not the band's original vocalist, and he did leave the band for a point sometime in the 1990s, he has been the vocalist who had been with the band for years. He's still the voice and face of heavy metal as well as the band he fronts. He's considered to be as iconic as Mick Jagger, Robert Plant, Ozzy Osbourne, Ronnie James Dio, Bruce Dickinson and more. Rock 'n' Roll had leather before Halford joined Priest in 1973, but he took it to new extremes with his entirely studded leather clothing and drove out onto the stages on a Harley Davidson motorcycle. He's also tough enough to show that he can perform a show with an injury. While performing in Toronto one year, he crashed his bike into a drum riser and broke his nose. But he didn't let that stop him; he went out and rocked hard on stage. He's said to be the Pavarotti of metal because his voice, even in his 60s, can hit every octave

4. Resilience looks good on them

-Judas Priest have gone through numerous changes in lineup, numerous changes in appearance and even sound. They've gone through three vocalists and nine drummers, almost making them Spinal Tap-worthy. Nothing has stopped them - not former guitarist KK Downing's departure in 2011, not former guitarist Glenn Tipton's debilitating Parkinson's Disease diagnosis, not even Halford coming out as gay in 1998. Even Rob Halford coming out with his battle against cancer recently seemed to go easy, as if cancer can't touch him.

5. Songs, songs, songs!

-The list of successful songs they've written over the years is mind blowing. While they've done cover songs, like "The Green Manalishi" from Fleetwood Mac, "Diamonds and Rust" from Joan Baez and even "Johnny B. Goode" from Chuck Berry, the other songs they've written are popular with both Priest fans and non-Priest fans.

Bruce Dickinson leaks unreleased 2003 Dance of Death album on air traffic control

We all know mistakes happen. But when mistakes involve one of the world's bigger metal bands, their singer and their yet-to-be released album getting released on air traffic control, this mistake just gets bigger.

Bruce Dickinson thinks back on a time when, in 2003, he found trouble with the air traffic control as he unintentionally played a yet-to-be released Iron Maiden album while flying. Around the time that Iron Maiden had completed their 2003 Dance of Death album, Bruce was working as a commercial airline pilot. When he was doing a spoken-word show in Austin, he recalled this mistake. He explained no passengers were on board, the crew was relaxing as he flew to their next European location. "We were coming back empty from somewhere down in Egypt or somewhere, and we're flying over Italy...autopilot's on, thumb in bum, mind in neutral, you know. And my first officer was a big rock fan, a big AC/DC and Airbourne fan, right?...He'd brought his boombox with him, and he said 'Hey boss, listen. Do you mind...if I listen to music?' I went 'Of course, it's not strictly company procedure. F--- it, yeah. Come on!'"

They listened to some AC/DC and Airbourne, and then Dickinson told his colleague that he had the upcoming Iron Maiden album with him, "which nobody in the world has heard apart from the band and management." Asking if the co-pilot wanted to hear it, the response was not surprising. "Yeah, yeah, cool!" "[We] put it in the CD player, as it was then, and put the boombox on the pedestal and we start playing it, I shout back to the boys and girls 'Anyone wanna hear the new Maiden album?'" They all agreed, so Dickinson took his hand microphone and placed it near the boombox. "Probably "Rainmaker" or something is blasting out all through the cabin. And it's been about four minutes or so, and I'm thinking 'I haven't said much on the radio recently'"

That's when he realized a mistake had been made. He realized that his broadcasting of the music went beyond the plane and its occupants. "I finally get on to Rome and all I can hear is this bloke going 'Who is transmitting? Who is transmitting the music? What airline are you? Who are you? Own up!'" Thinking about how he might have been identified, he responded "The great thing was, he wouldn't have a f---ing clue who it was because the album wasn't released yet!"

Friday, March 11, 2022

Thunderball (1965)

Another installment into the famed James Bond series. This is one of the many with Sean Connery

Summary

-James Bond heads down to the tropics to retrieve nuclear warheads stolen by S.P.E.C.T.R.E. agent Emilio Largo to be used in an international extortion plot




Cast

-Sean Connery: James Bond

-Claudine Auger: Domino

-Adolfo Celi: Largo

-Luciana Paluzzi: Fiona

-Rik Van Nutter: Felix Leitner

-Guy Doleman: Count Lippe

-Molly Peters: Patricia

-Martin Beswick: Paula

-Bernard Lee: M

-Lois Maxwell: Miss Moneypenny

-Desmond Llewlyn: Q

Did You Know?

-Originally, Bouvoir was to be strangled with his own bra and not the fireplace poker that was actually used

-In the book, Domino was Italian. Her full name was Dominetta "Domino" Vitali

-The reason for the many underwater scenes is from producer Kevin McClory's interest in diving

-In early versions of the script, the film opened at a Hong Kong fan-tan parlor strip joint. The element of a man in drag was still the same. There was a man in a peacock costume sitting in a gold cage

-Claudette Auger claimed she related to her character since she and Domino were involved with older men

-The large cargo plane deploying the frogmen is a Boeing C-97 Stratofreighter

-This is the first film in the James Bond series to involve a shark-infested swimming pool. This became the inspiration for Dr. Evil's request for sharks with laser beams attached to their heads in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

-The underwater scenes were done in the Bahamian Sea at low tide due to sharks in the area

-The camera Bond uses is a Nikonos Calypso I. It's an updated version of the Calypso-Phot, an underwater camera built for deep sea diver Jacques-Yves Cousteau. In close ups of the camera, the Nikonos logo is covered with black gaffer's tape

-Molly Peters, who plays Patricia, is the first Bond girl to be seen stripping her clothes off on screen

-Claudine Auger did all her own underwater scenes as she was an excellent swimmer