Life is what happens when you are making other plans~ John Lennon
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind~Gandhi
The time is always right to do what is right~ Martin Luther King Jr.


Thursday, April 7, 2022

Moonraker (1979)

A James Bond film involving space

Summary

-James Bond goes on his next mission, involving global genocide and the theft of a space shuttle





Cast

-Roger Moore: James Bond

-Lois Chiles: Holly Goodhead

-Michael Lonsdale: Hugo Drax

-Richard Kiel: Jaws

-Corinne Clery: Corinne Dufour

-Bernard Lee: M

-Geoffrey Keen: Sir Frederick Gray

-Desmond Llewelyn: Q

-Lois Maxwell: Miss Moneypenny

-Toshiro Suga: Chang

Did You Know?

-The cable that Jaws bites was made of licorice

-In the fight scene between Bond and Chang, this movie used a record amount of break away sugar glass

-This was Bernard Lee's final film as M. He died in 1981, when For Your Eyes Only was just getting started

-For the shooting in Rio De Janeiro, Roger Moore arrived a few days late due to some issues with kidney stones in France. While shooting Live and Let Die, he suffered from renal colic. Once in Rio De Janeiro, he walked off the plane and into makeup, hair, got fitted out for filming and went back on the plane to start filming in Rio

-In the novel of the same name, Ian Fleming stated that once Bond reached 45 years of age, he would be taken off of the 00 list automatically and placed into a staff job at Headquarters. Roger Moore was 45 when he appeared in 1973's Live and Let Die

-Roger Moore hates bloodsports and is always hesitant to use guns. He had a genuine distaste for the shooting scenes

-While filming in Venice, the church bells rang so loud it made work impossible. The church bells rang because Pope John Paul I had passed away

-Any scenes at the space center were filmed at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida

-While filming, Lois Chiles' brother Clay was diagnosed with Hodgkin's Disease. She would return to her native Houston to donate platelets to try and help him every ten days. He died from the disease.

-Lois Chiles was pregnant during the filming process

-Jake Lombard is a professional, veteran skydiver. He was used as James Bond's stunt double because he bore a strong resemblance to Sir Roger Moore, except for the long hair and beard. He had to cut his hair and shave. After this, close ups of Bond in free fall could be done successfully. The pilot was another veteran skydiver named B.J. Worth, along with Jean-Pierra Castaldi being used for studio scenes, because of his resemblance to Mr. Worth

-The boat chase in Venice was made difficult by the fact that the speed limit was five knots

-Three actors who appeared in the 1998 film Ronin made appearances as the main villain in three of the James Bond films. They are: Sean Bean from 1995's GoldenEye. Michael Lonsdale from this movie and Jonathan Pryce from 1997's Tomorrow Never Dies

-This is the final time to date that James Bond can be seen hang gliding, a new activity gaining rapid popularity in the 1970s. The other time is in 1973's Live and Let Die

-Claude Renoir was hired as the director of photography, but he had to back out due to his failing eye sight

-The family performing the high wire act was the famed Traber family, whose talents go back as far as 1512

-Prior to the order of Bond and Holly being executed, Drax tells them "your desire to become America's first woman in space will shortly be fulfilled". 1983 saw Sally Ride becoming the first female American astronaut in space while in 1963, Valentina Tereshkova was the first female cosmonaut from the Soviet Union

-In the 1973 film The Day of the Jackal, Michael Lonsdale plays a secret agent trying to stop a British assassin with a high powered rifle. Here he plays an assassin with a high powered rifle trying to stop a British agent. Ironically, Roger Moore had wanted to play the role of The Jackal

-According to Roger Moore, the scene where he and Holly make love in zero gravity was the hardest scene to shoot. Roger stated he felt blood running up to his nose and eyes

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Impressive Police Cars

Every country has different models of car that the local police use. Here are some impressive examples of equally impressive cars used by the police.

1. Italy - Lamborghini Huracan LP-640

-Despite the fact that the Italian police keep a hot exotic or two like this in stock for PR and special occasions, these two facts don't apply to this hot exotic. This is a legit police car, with specially included police-issue-only interceptor engine. The driver uses it to issue speeding and other driving-related tickets in and around Turin and Milan

2. Dubai - McLaren MP4-12C

-If you're in Dubai, don't even think about speeding or breaking the law. This police car will be on you in record time!

3. Dubai - Bugatti Veyron 

-Not only is Dubai one of the countries to use Bugatti Veyrons as police cars, several Middle Eastern countries use Veyrons as police cars.

4. United States - Lamborghini Gallardo

-Italy is not the only country to stop law breakers with the famed golden bull. The LAPD uses a Gallardo for PR and occasionally will send people home with selfies, the same people also pulled over by said Gallardo for speeding

5. United Arab Emirates - Lykan Hypersport

-Not surprisingly, the Middle East tends to have a lot of money from oil, diamonds and things. And their police cars are certainly no different. This Lykan Hypersport is $3 million, with diamonds in its headlights. A civilian version was used in one of the Fast & The Furious films

6. United States - MRAP

-Looking like something out of an end-of-the-world apocalypse movie, these 30-ton fully armored vehicles can take a licking and keep on ticking like Timexes. In an act known as the National Defense Authorization Act, departments have to pay $2,000 for vehicle while taxpayers pay a cool $700,000 each

7. United States - Dodge Charger Pursuit Special

-This is one of the most common types of police cars used anymore. This specially made Dodge Charger has everything a police car needs and more, including a highly powerful Interceptor engine

8. Colombia - INKAS Unique Armored Personnel Carrier

-Ironically, it was built by a company called INKAS. This is used by Colombia to patrol the streets and keep trouble at bay; one of those forms of "trouble" being issues with cocaine

9. Germany - Porsche 911

-Leave it to Germany to chase down offenders using one of its own inventions. Forget putting offenders in the back seat; there are none. Hopefully the officer calls for backup...

10. Japan - Nissan Skyline GT-R R35

-This car might not look impressive, but the engine hiding in the car is. The cost of speeding tickets in Japan is ridiculous. You might think you can outrun an officer, but if they are driving this, forget it. Give up!

11. Poland - Ford Armored Sandcat

-This car, simply put, looks ready for all out war to break out



12. United States - Ford Taurus SHO

-One cool thing about Ford-they have a specially built line of cars for our men and women of the police department. Who would ever think they would see the day that the most powerful engine on Earth, a police-issue Interceptor engine, would be put into a Ford Taurus? If you see the flashing lights on this little car, just give up. The fight is over!

13. Argentina - Giant Awesome Terrifying Deathmobile

-This just screams WTF? It almost looks like a military pickup truck. But this is used by Argentina's Federal Police Force

14. Israel - Ford Sandcat

-A slight variation on the Polish Ford Sandcat, this car is used by the Israeli Police Departments. With the interesting terrain Israel has to offer, it's good to have a car built for off road

15. France - Subaru WRX

-It might be not impressive, but small and mighty sometimes prove to be more successful than large and imposing.

16. Australia - Holden Monaro

-Similar to Britain with the checker design on police cars, Australia does the same thing-put a checker design on their police cars. This is said to be the last generation Pontiac GTO. This four door Corvette is called a Monaro

17. India - Hindustan Ambassador

-Starting out life as a British car built in India during the British-ruled days of 1958, this company had done some serious changing over the years, but the Ambassador has not changed. This car is so synonymous with India, it's shocking all of their police cars are not Hindustans

18. Mexico - Chevrolet Colorado Pickup

-Considering the off road-like terrain Mexico has on offer, they're going to need a car, or in this case truck, that can stand up to whatever terrain comes their way

19. Argentina - Police Street Chaser

-Looking more like a meter maid's car than an actual police car, you can laugh all you want. But these small cars are perfectly built for the tightly compacted streets of Buenos Aires

20. Russia - Ford Focus

-Russia might be big, but that does not mean their police cars have to fit that model. Small, yet mighty works fine for them

21. Britain - BMW 3-series, 5-series, X5

-With the size of Britain and the amount of highways, roads the police have to cover, it's a good thing the police have a car with a massively powered engine to keep up. Most if not all of the police in Britain use BMW cars and motorcycles to keep trouble off the streets

BMW X5

Monday, April 4, 2022

15 Hilarious Comments Teachers Make on Tests

We all know teachers do have a sense of humor; they have to. Look at who they deal with on a daily basis. Here are some prime examples of that sense of humor coming to light.

1. One does not walk out on the final

2. Don't threaten the teddies...

3. This teacher is a definite follower of modern music

4. This teacher lacks sublety

5. Perry the Platypus saves the day

6. Put some creativity to frustration

7. Kid-0, Teacher-1

8. Negotiation can work...

9. Sad Panda will not work









10. You gotta hand it to this teacher-they know their memes...

11. An elephant may never forget, but its artist forgets the tail

12. Every man for themselves

13. This teacher can be convinced with an image of a cute giraffe








14. #MathClassFail

15. Disco isn't dead

Friday, April 1, 2022

April Birthdays

Since it's April, time to say Happy Birthday

Jet Li

-Birth name: Li Lian Jie

-DOB: 4/26/1963

-Where: Beijing, China

-He provided not only his voice but his motion capture martial arts for the character in the video game Rise to Honor

Ritchie Blackmore

-Birth name: Richard Hugh Blackmore

-DOB: 4/14/1945

-Where: Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, England

-He started playing guitar professionally at age 15, backing musicians such as Glenda Collins, The Outlaws and more

Peter Davison

-Birth name: Peter Malcolm Gordon Moffett

-DOB: 4/13/1951

-Where: Streatham, London, England

-He is the father-in-law to Doctor Who #10 David Tennant

Paul Nicholls

-Birth name: Gerald Paul Greenhalgh

-DOB: 4/12/1979

-Where: Bolton, Manchester, England

-His parents were a roofer and a psychiatric nurse

Jeremy Clarkson

-Birth name: Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson

-DOB: 4/11/1960

-Where: Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England

-He is known for being incredibly outspoken, as seen on Top Gear

Jamie Bamber

-Birth name: Jamie St. John Bamber Griffith

-DOB: 4/3/1973

-Where: Hammersmith, London, England

-He has American and British citizenship because of his parents being from both nations

Eddie Murphy

-Birth name: Edward Regan Murphy

-DOB: 4/3/1961

-Where: Brooklyn, New York

-His mother was a telephone operator and his father was a transit police officer who also moonlighted as an amateur actor and stand up comic






Sebastian Bach

-Birth name: Sebastian Philip Bierk

-DOB: 4/3/1968

-Where: Freeport, The Bahamas

-He once stated that while in The Bahamas, he was the only white child in a class of 40 black children

Roddy Piper

-Birth name: Roderick George Toombs

-DOB: 4/17/1954

-Where: Saskatchewan, Canada

-DOD: 7/31/2015

-Where: Los Angeles, California

-His memoir, titled Rowdy, was finished by his son Colt Toombs, a professional MMA fighter and his daughter, Ariel, an actress