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Friday, May 13, 2022

Rookie Travel Mistakes

Everyone, at one point or another, makes rookie travel mistakes. It's especially common for those who may have never been out of the country before. It's fine. That's why you do a little research prior, to avoid mistakes. And if one does occur, then you know for next time how to avoid it

Also, if you see true story, it is exactly that, a true story to give you examples

1. Always check the weather

-This is a good thing to do. Weather is unpredictable and you want to make sure you're prepared. If you're going to Japan to climb Mount Fuji, it's a good idea to pack for that. Extreme cold weather gear is needed the higher you go up. Or if you're going somewhere known for a lot of rain, raincoat and umbrellas will be your wingmen. Do your research on the weather of the location you're travelling to. Research pays off!

-Best bet to go with: A poncho and umbrella for rain

-Pro tip: Have the base layers of clothing for extreme hot or cold or rain

2. Overpacking/exceeding the weight limit for the airline

-First things first: airlines have weight limits. This is so that they can get everyone's luggage on the plane and also so that the plane is not weighed down. The typical limit is 25 pounds. Anything over that, you'll be paying MASSIVE weight charges. Pack only what you need. Overpacking is a common thing in my house and the culprit is usually my stepdad. But, the important thing to know is that if you can't carry it yourself, don't bring it. Know how much clothing you will need for your vacation. Know what type of clothing you'll need. If you're going somewhere warm, shorts, tees, tanks will be good. If you're going to an a la carte restaurant (nice, sit down restaurant for those who don't know), nice clothing required, such as long pants for men, sometimes a nice dress or nice clothes for women. Get collapsible organizers for your luggage (they are very useful). These items will help condense space in your luggage. Take a large suitcase and a carryon, such as a clean, unused gym bag or a backpack.

-Best bet to go with: Put the immediate essentials you'll need in your carryon. Liquids aren't allowed; they need to be in your checked in luggage (the one that actually goes in the airplane). If you're going somewhere with a pool, put a swimsuit, cover up, sunglasses, sunblock, etc that you would immediately need while everything else can go in your checked on luggage. And if you have tanning oil or sunblock in your luggage, just go and get it out before hotel staff take it to your room. Also, invest in luggage locks. They keep unwanted items from finding their way in. Lock your luggage while it's waiting in the lobby to be taken to your room. Take off the locks before you get to the airport for the local TSA agents

-Pro tip: Don't exceed the max limit on weight. You'll pay at least $100+ for overweight fees. Not only that, you also don't need a full bottle of shampoo for a week stay somewhere. Travel size bottles work great for a week. True story: every time I've gone on vacation with my family, and we get to the airport, we ALWAYS see people with gym bags jam packed TO THE MAX with crap they think they need. There is this rack at the local airport, Cincinnati/Greater Kentucky International Airport, aka CVG, before you get to the specific airline check in counters, that will check if you are going to be paying overweight fees for luggage or carry-ons. If either item does not fit, you'll be paying. Luckily, I've never had that issue and neither has my family. Don't do this: don't force items to fit in there. You're still going to pay overweight fees. I saw a family from Lexington (they said it quite a few times) try and force their luggage to fit in that rack. Oh, the satisfaction I felt from an Englishman named Paul working behind the counter at Allegiant Airlines, the one my family flies through to go to the Dominican Republic/Mexico, coming out from behind the counter to tell them about their luggage issues. Me and my family were in hysterics at 4:00 am watching this-PRICELESS! They wanted to argue and finally, I had to put my two cents in and they finally fixed the issue

-True story: my stepdad forgot this one time when we were going to Mexico. He forgot to put his tanning oil in his checked in luggage and got attention from TSA about it. They kindly allowed him to get it and put it in his luggage. They didn't yell at him for it, just let him know for next time

3. Don't look like a tourist

-This is good advice. When going to a foreign country, if you look like a typical tourist, you're going to be the apple of some pickpocket's eye. Tone down the appearance so that you look like you blend in

-Best bet to go with: Dress like you normally would. Use your inside voice. USE MANNERS!! In areas that tend to be poorer, leave the valuables at home

-Pro tip: Download an offline version of Google Maps so that you can reacquaint yourself with where you are while looking as though you're texting even if you have no normal service

4. Just ignoring the foreign charges on your bank card

-Investigate any foreign fees your bank will issue. Most if not all banks will have something like "international currency conversion" or something like that if you use your card on a foreign site (trust me, I get this on my bank statement every time I renew my Iron Maiden Fan Club membership) or in a foreign country. Some credit cards, like Capital One, don't charge fees to be used in foreign countries. Use these when reserving hotels and shopping abroad. ATM fees add up extremely quickly like most ATMs at home. Most foreign ATMs add a $5 fee to use them plus percentage of the money withdrawn and any charges by the local bank. Prior to travelling abroad, contact your local bank to see if they have partnerships with banks in the country you're travelling to. So that you don't get charged a fee for using the local ATMs. Also, let your local bank know you're going out of the country, to where and for how long. So that the fraud department does not start sending up red flags on your card because they see unusual activity in a foreign country (sorry, this comes from my mom working in fraud. She had calls all the time from people using their card internationally. Prior to their vacations, they would call her and her coworkers to let them know they were flying internationally, to where and for how long)

-Best bet to go with: Withdrawal as much money as you feel comfortable carrying from the ATM

-Pro tip: Get cash back at the grocery store

5. Buying foreign currency at the airport

-Nothing says cool souvenir more than having foreign currency. Some people collect it in a jar to see all the awesome places they've been to (my stepdad does this. He has a jar with Australian dollars, French francs from Martinique, Tahiti, while me and my sister have money from the Dominican Republic and pesos from Mexico in a small jar). However you're travelling through the city of your choice, you're going to need some local cash on hand. In countries where the US Dollar or British Pound Note are worth more than the local currency, cabbies will take home currency, but it comes with a fee. Just know that, despite whatever discount rate or bargain you manage to get out of the kiosks at the airport, you're really not getting a good deal

-Best bet to go with: Order local currency from your local bank or hit up a local bank once you reach your destination. Banks are great places for this. They have special areas with foreign currency. All you do is take the amount you're taking with you, take up to the counter and tell them you are wishing to transfer this money into local currency. They'll gladly get it sorted out for you

-Pro tip: Don't order too much. If you don't spend it all, the bank is going to get a nice little cut when you return and try to exchange it back for home currency. And, in case you haven't travelled in a while, hardly anyone uses traveler's checks anymore

6. No visas prior to travelling

-A lot of countries require a special visa prior to travelling. This is legal proof that you can enter their country in addition to a passport. Countries like Russia require at least 15 days (three weeks) for a RUSH visa. Many countries have different rates for multiple entries (if you take a day trip to a neighboring country). Keep this in mind and do your research when buying plane tickets. Travel insurance doesn't cover failing to obtain a visa when refunding travel

-Best bet to go with: Read up on a country's visa policy prior to travel

-Pro tip: If you're close to the date and still need a visa, pay the rush fee. It might hurt your wallet, but at least it'll hurt less when it arrives than the hurt waiting for you when the agency/embassy doesn't mail back your passport in time to leave. Also, if the country you are travelling to requires a special visa, get it way ahead of time. Do not wait until the last moment. This will have your wallet mad at you in no time

7. Leaving a power converter at home

-Most countries have different voltages. And in that case, you're going to need a converter, especially if you plan on using electronics. The converter is safe because, in the case of a power outage or surge, your electronics will be safe and they can be safely charged. You don't want to take your phone to somewhere like England and think the voltage is safe to use for US electronics and then suddenly have your phone either not charge or blow up because of the voltage difference

-Best bet to go with: Get a universal charger. They sell them in the travel section of any store. They even have multiple holes on them, listing what country they are for

-Pro tip: Invest in one with USB ports to charge more than one device at a time

8. Forgetting to turn off the data roaming on your phone

-Something that cell providers don't tell you, because they want all the money they can get their greedy little hands on, is that if you get a call while roaming internationally, and send the person to voicemail, thinking you won't be charged: YOU'RE WRONG! Every minute spent sending messages gets billed as international roaming. T-Mobile is one of the only cell providers who provide free international roaming while other cell providers charge internationally

-Best bet to go with: Call your cell provider and ask them about international roaming

-Pro tip: Get your SIM-based phone unlocked before travelling and pick up a local SIM card when you arrive

9. Not printing your tickets

-Sure, you can pull them up on your phone. But where is the fun in having a paper copy to put in a photo album or scrapbook? So that when you get old and can't remember stuff, you can look at those travel tickets and know all the fabulous places you went. Print out your tickets because if your phone dies, you have no tickets. Paper tickets eliminate a lot of issue. 

-Best bet to go with: Print them when you buy them. Put them in your suitcase. That way, you can't forget them

-Pro tip: When travelling, keep your tickets with your passport.

10. Booking a stay in a bad neighborhood

-You're not expected to know which neighborhoods are good and bad. There are no ways of telling you that you're about to enter the most gang-infested neighborhood of the city. Los Angeles is like that. There is no way that you should be expected to know that you are going from a nice neighborhood to a horribly gang-infested neighborhood. Read other people's travel stories and reviews. Read about where they stayed and if they liked it. Chances are high that if there is a massive amount of hotels in the area, it's touristy and relatively safe. Also, invest in travel books that describe where to go, where to stay, where to eat, attractions and more all based on your budget.

-Best bet to go with: Close to the airport? Don't be there

-Pro tip: Look up bars and clubs matching your interests and book a room as close to there as possible

11. Not knowing local laws/fines

-It's almost common sense to know the local laws. Every country has different laws and fines. It's a good idea to do research, so that you avoid breaking the law or getting hit with fines. What might be acceptable in one country can mean life in prison or death sentence in another. Research the local do's and don'ts.

-Best bet to go with: If your mom has serious doubts, check first. It's always good and safe to be sure

-Pro tip: Travel websites indicate which countries' police are allowed to do negotiation. In tricky situations, bribes work. Keep a little bribe money on hand

12. When booking, not paying attention to airline change fees

-There are massive pros and cons to booking on discount airlines and booking parts of your travel on different carriers. If you're solid set with your travel plans, and don't expect delays/changes/interruptions, there's a good reason to buy the two one way tickets. If you need to make any sort of changes, you're looking at at least $200 in domestic fees and sometimes up to $300 in international fees to make changes to your ticket. If your fare was $300 each way, your entire fare is gone if you need to make changes

-Best bet to go with: If it's economical for you, a one way ticket would be best. Sometimes, you will have layovers, especially on long journeys, to places like China, Tahiti, London, etc. A one way ticket would be best so you can have the freedom to leave when and from where you want

-Pro tip: Be flexible with your city of departure and you can get a cheaper return and a night in a city you have otherwise overlooked

13. Not paying exit fees

-Almost every country charges some sort of exit fee. Keep cash on hand and do research to see if the country you plan on visiting has exit fees

-Best bet to go with: Research ahead of time and include exit fee money in your budget

-Pro tip: A wad of emergency cash secretly hidden on you will put you at ease in case of emergencies

14. Not knowing the conversion rate

-This is a common thing. If you are coming from one country and going to another, it's important to know the conversion rate.

-Best bet to go with: Do some research. Either on the internet, go to the local bank's foreign currency desk or, better yet, if you have someone you know who is of the culture of the country you're planning on visiting, ask them for tips on currency conversion. They'll be able to answer questions and not make you feel stupid like the people at the bank may

-Pro tip: Pay attention to the amount of money you receive when you exchange money and you'll get a rough estimate of conversion

15. Forgetting to bring a lock to a hostel

-Don't leave valuables in your luggage, especially if you are staying at a hostel. It's literally a room full of strangers. You can't expect them to abide by "I won't steal yours if you don't steal mine". Invest in a lock and carry the keys at all times. While hostels are good for some people, they may not be good for others. Simply invest in a hotel room so that you don't have to worry so much. But then again, even the hotel staff will steal from you if you leave things out

-Best bet to go with: Lock your stuff EVERY time. Going out to the pool? Lock it up!!

-Pro tip: Get a combination lock. No worry of losing the key

16. Forgetting the essential meds and toiletries

-Going to a foreign country often invokes the need to take medicine in case of stomach issues, etc. Make a checklist of everything you'll need and go over the list several times, checking off items that you have and leaving ones blank that you don't. Go over the list several times before your trip to make sure you have EVERYTHING you'll need. If need certain meds and toiletries, most hotels have little stores that sell those items

-Best bet to go with: Bring whatever pills/vitamins you need in a seven day pill container like older people use. It might make you look like an older person, but it will contain all the essentials you need every day, even if they are all just vitamins and supplements

-Pro tip: Buy local if need be

17. Renting a car when it's not needed

-Why rent a car when God gave you two legs or there's the public transportation system? If a city has a bus, taxi or even subway to get to destinations, use it! If you can walk to your destination, do it! It's a lot cheaper to do so than renting a car. With car rentals, you have to have GPS, a parking spot and you need to know how to drive, in case you have to drive on the "wrong" side of the road and you need to know local driving laws. Not only that, you also have to maintain safety of the car i.e. the car getting stolen. If it's stolen, you're stuck with the charges of either trying to find it or buying a new car.

-Best bet to go with: Use the public transportation system as much as possible. It's cheaper, it'll get you to your destinations just as easily as a car would and it provides the opportunity to meet new people. If there is a destination you just absolutely NEED to see that can only be reached by car, rent a car for just the one day

-Pro tip: Carpools are going to be your wingman. If you can carpool with others, that'll be great, especially if the driver knows the laws and where to go

18. Using a paper map to navigate a city

-Nothing says "tourist" more than using a paper map. You may as well have a large, invisible sign over your head screaming TOURIST. This also makes you an attractive item for robbers and pickpockets.

-Best bet to go with: Ask the locals. This always works because not only will you get the right heading to your destination, you might even make a new friend in the process

-Pro tip: If you're lost in an area that seems sketchy or suspicious, walk with purpose in a single direction. This will make it seem like you know where you're going. Once out of the danger zone, find a business, such as a cafe, bookstore, etc., and reorient your internal GPS to find where you are

19. Assuming traffic in one country is like your own country's traffic

-First of all, every country has different levels of traffic, especially if you're heading into the downtown areas of major cities. What might take one or two hours on the highway in one country might more than that in another. Certain cities, like Hanoi, Saigon in Vietnam will be bustling with not only cars, trucks, buses, but rickshaws (man powered carts with two wheels in back and operated by a single carrier) and even scooters or motorcycles. And in cities in India, where the population can rise into the millions, don't even think about certain time frames for traffic. Cities there have TONS AND TONS of traffic because you have not only cars, trucks, vans, buses, but you also have scooters, motorcycles, motorized open air taxis and tuk tuks (local form of taxis)

-Best bet to go with: Ask the locals how long it will take to reach your destination. Not only will they be flattered you're asking them, but you'll get real time advice. Just don't roll your eyes and scoff at the amount of time it would take. They have no problem being patient

-Pro tip: For anything over 400 miles, fly. There are plenty of discount airlines to save you tons of hassle

20. Packing clothes you don't want ruined/lost/stolen

-Wearing clothes on vacation is radically different than wearing clothes at home. Avoid taking clothing you don't want ruined/lost/stolen. Things like your high end gymshoes, fancy dresses and dress clothes, favorite hats, will find themselves in danger if caution is not taken. Take the nice clothing on vacation only if you're going to an a la carte restaurant, which requires nice dressing

-Best bet to go with: Take clothes decent enough for photos, but not bad enough that people think you're homeless. Also, take clothing that, if they get lost, doesn't present much of a problem

-Pro tip: Hit the clearance rack at Old Navy. Clearance rack ANYWHERE is where you should be heading. You can get tons of clothes for super cheap! It doesn't matter if it's for every day clothes or even clothes for work. HIT THE CLEARANCE RACK!!

21. Not knowing the "all inclusive" parts of your trip

-"All inclusive" means everything is paid for. The only money you need to bring is for souvenirs and tips. It's important to know what is included in your "all inclusive" trip. Keep in mind that what's free at home may not be free at your destination. Read the fine print

-Best bet to go with: When in doubt, double check everything. It's better to make the receptionist laugh at your slight error in judgement than get hit with a bill because you wanted extra things

-Pro tip: If something is listed as truly all-inclusive, go haywire! Afternoon massage? You bet

22. Tipping/overtipping

-It's nice to tip people. It shows them you respect them and it ensures you get service before the other people at the bar get theirs. When the bartender sees you tipping them, you get your drink, ice cold, before the other barflies get their drink. But there is a catch. There is such a thing as overtipping. Americans are often the only ones who tip. Some countries are often unused to doing this. For example, in the UK, they don't tip at bars, unless it's an American chain of restaurants like TGI Fridays or at restaurants that include a service charge. And in China, tipping is considered offensive. If you're in doubt, ask a local

-Best bet to go with: If it's something you think was well done, tip the person

-Pro tip: Tip the bartender on every other drink. You don't want to tip them on every drink. That's a quick way to blow through a week's worth of tip money in a very short time. True story: every time I've gone to Mexico/Dominican Republic, I always take $20 in singles. I tip the bartender every so many drinks so that I have enough for all week.

23. Paper maps

-Paper maps are good, but in-car GPS is usually better. Infrastructure is constantly evolving, like technology, and GPS units usually update with them. Plus, GPS allows you to take time to relax, notice the sights and more

-Best bet to go with: Pay the extra money to get an in-car GPS unit from TomTom, Garmin or another company. Those are usually pretty reliable. Make sure your rental car has a GPS or call your cell phone provider about international coverage

-Pro tip: Don't completely stop using paper maps. It might scream TOURIST when using them out in public, but it makes for a great souvenir.

24. Your cell phone being your only camera

-It's almost considered mock worthy to some people when they see people using actual cameras. People will often mock those using regular cameras and think "they can use their phone". Digital cameras work just as well as your iPhone does. Plus, digital cameras are often smaller and with each passing day, they are getting more advanced, with higher resolution imaging available

-Best bet to go with: Bring a camera with you. Heavy duty photographer-quality cameras are good for outdoors-y stuff while digital cameras have you covered everywhere else

-Pro tip: Bigger is not always better. Instant cameras are low tech, but simple to use. If you're taking pictures around a water source, invest in a digital waterproof camera. It might be a wee bit pricy, but it's worth all the risk if it gets knocked into the pool because some bozo knocks it in after too many drinks

25. Ignorant of the legal drinking age

-A lot of countries allow people to start drinking between 16-18 years of age. In Mexico, the legal drinking age is 18. Prior to visiting the country of your choice, look up what the legal drinking age is.

-Best bet to go with: If you're of legal age, carry your passport. Bartenders suspicious of one's age are only convinced of one's age by legal documentation

-Pro tip: If you're still underage, get creative. Walk up to the bar with purpose, know what you want and act mature. The bartender won't question it. If the bartender calls you out on your age, you'll be drinking virgin drinks. Just hope that the hotel you're going to doesn't issue colored bracelets based on age. Otherwise, you're in trouble!

-True story. The first time me and my sister went to Mexico, my sister was only 19, which means she was still illegal to drink in the US, whose required drinking age is 21. But then again, my sister drank at home while shooting pool because my parents knew she wasn't going anywhere. We got about halfway to Mexico, over international waters and my mom told my sister, who was sitting next to her, "You can drink legally in Mexico. The drinking age is 18." The look that came across my sister's face at 10:00 am was PRICELESS! She was suddenly anxious to get to the resort. As soon as we arrived at the airport, went to the hotel and checked in, she could have beaten land speed records with the speed she ran to the room. We all changed into our swimsuits and headed down to the in-pool bar. She did this confident walk up to the bar and ordered a beer. No one questioned her as the bartender handed her an icy cold beer. It's also because she had a yellow bracelet indicating she was over 21. The hotel we stayed at, The Barcelo, in Cancun issues yellow bracelets for over 21 people and black bracelets for minors. She ordered a beer and took a drink and said "Oh yes, this is going to be a goooooooooooood vacation!" The look on her face, knowing she was drinking at 19 in Mexico was hilarious!

Sunday, May 8, 2022

Americans Making Screwups Abroad

Leave it to a few Americans here and there to do something stupid/say something stupid overseas. While not all Americans are going to do a few cultural messups, there are people from the US who would do something stupid, simply because the doorbell of opportunity was a ringing or curiosity got the best of them or they simply didn't know. Rule of thumb: respect the laws and customs and they will respect you. Whatever you do, it will leave a good or bad impression. Respect the laws and customs and don't be stupid! And keep the stupid comments to yourself. Seeing the events listed below makes me ashamed to be an American tourist.

1. Wearing a kilt is not an invitation to take a peek

-I got stopped by an American tourist as I was on my way to a wedding in my kilt. That prick straight up lifted the back of my kilt to prove I was a true Scotsman.

My mate intercepted the perfect diving headbutt

2. Just an innocent koala...

-In Australia, [they] shook a koala out of a tree at a wildlife park.

3. Complicated much?

-From my job at a youth hostel:

Explained that Euros are way too complicated and they refused to pay with anything but dollars. Another one complained that they couldn’t read street signs and there should be an English version... in a small town without a lot of tourists.

Another thing I have seen way too often [in Germany]: they do the Nazi greeting, which is illegal, and they often find it hilarious

4. Parents can be bad influences

-I'm an American, but I was visiting England and touring the Tower of London. There was a cannon behind a rope with a "Do not touch or climb" sign.

This American woman lifted the rope and told her kid (maybe seven years old) to go sit on the cannon so she could take a picture. The KID protested and said the sign said no... The woman said she didn't care, and ordered her kid to do it or she'd ground them.

5. Souvenir in progress...

-When I was in France, a couple American tourists tried to sneak out of the Paris Catacombs with a bone they had stolen.

6. Shocked speechless

-They did the Nazi greeting in the middle of Berlin (Germany), not far from the Jewish memorial.

7. No more questions!!

-I was in a tour group in Tajikistan and we were inside a local's house who had invited us in for tea. He was telling us about his family and how many children they have, etc. The only American in the group piped up and asked, "What contraception does your wife use? Does she use herbs or something?"

Everyone was just aghast and he politely avoided the question, then there was a long awkward silence. And so the[n] she asked AGAIN! At that point, another tour member interjected and said, "Okay, I think it’s time for us to leave. Thanks for having us."

8. No shoes please

-I live in New Zealand and we have our special kind of churches called maraes. You are not allowed to wear shoes in them.

One day I was in the marae and I saw this middle aged woman walk in with her shoes on. I walked over to her and politely asked her to leave her shoes at the door and, I kid you not, this is what she said: “What is this some kind of savage church?” The men immediately kicked her out.

9. #winniethepoohruined

-I was at Disneyland in Japan and there was an American tourist standing behind us during the fireworks and castle show. He lit up a cigarette in the middle of the crowd where children were, and then loudly complained that because Winnie the Pooh was singing in Japanese that was “f*cked up” and “ruined Pooh forever.” I also saw him punch a toddler's balloon because it was in his way.

10. Speak English here?

-Angrily shouting, "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?" very loudly at a cashier in a small store in Paris over and over again until they gave up and and stormed out. After they left, I approached to buy something and said "Bonjour" and they said "Hello" back to me. She spoke English

11. But other countries do it

-I’m a Greek-American (i.e., dual citizen) visiting Greece. An American woman in the Acropolis museum tried to touch the marbles when a staff member told her she couldn’t. She replied, “You know in Spain they let you touch the Roman statues!”

Good for Spain. This is Greece; we don’t have much anymore besides our history and a few nice islands. Unless the government sells those, too

12. This round is on someone else

-Not buy their round. In a pub in Ireland. When the pub round system had been explained to them. And they had happily taken drinks from everyone.

And when it was their round, and everyone had empty glasses, and it was mentioned that "Think it's your round..." they responded, "I think I'm good now, thanks." Mortified for bringing them with me! (And yes, I bought the round for everyone else on their behalf.)

13. Food is not always fast

-I used to work in a high-end restaurant. Five or six course meals are the standard, so people take their time to eat, chat and enjoy the evening for at least two to three hours. It is normal to have half an hour in between meals. If we would serve faster, the guest would complain about the food being served too fast.

Anyway, this table of mostly local people plus one American woman being very loud with a thick, I guess, New York accent was complaining after three minutes after every course where her food was. First, I explained the above. The rest of the table was also getting a bit awkward about her behavior. She kept complaining, though, saying how incredibly disappointed she was.

I kept explaining that the food we serve is freshly made, it takes time to prepare, and that the whole idea is to enjoy the evening in with the people you are [with]. She just would [not] get [the] concept and reacted with so much disbelief. Lady, you are abroad; if you want to stuff your face with food in under five minutes, go to a fast food chain... even better, stay at home.

14. When in Rome, hate on the local pizza

-I’m a Brit who was in Rome on a food tour. There was a pair of women from Chicago (I know because they told us 20 times) and one of them would interrupt the tour guide at every opportunity to tell him Chicago invented pizza and how the pizza here wasn’t as good because “real pizza is deep dish,” while the other woman agreed.

It was a four-hour tour and they mentioned it every 20 minutes at least. The pizzeria stop on the tour was unbearable.

15. How to scare a child like an American

-Screeching, "Oh ma gawd do that again!! Say something Scaaaattish!!" (Scottish) at 8-year-old me and a friend during a school trip to an art gallery. Really caught us off guard and my friend just managed to mumble, "What do you want me to say?" And they howled with laughter.

16. This isn't Starbucks

-In a crêperie in Paris, an American couple rudely complained to the staff, and then to the manager because the pancakes and coffee were too small! They'd ordered a crêpe and un café (an espresso).

We had trouble not laughing out loud when (after repeatedly trying to explain it politely) the manager finally lost his cool and practically yelled, "You are in Paris! In France! In France, THIS IS coffee! If you want what you call coffee, you need to find a Starbucks." He also wouldn't give them the discount they requested

17. English, please!

-I had dinner with an American in China. He asked for water in English, and the waiter didn’t understand. He spoke up and repeated himself in a patronizingly slow voice, and again the waiter, not being able to speak English, didn’t understand. I asked for the water in Chinese and the waiter left. The American then said, “It’s so infuriating here sometimes.”

There are many things that can be annoying and inconvenient in China, but simply expecting people to understand your language is unreasonable as f*ck

18. Be a creeper after parking a boat

-In the Netherlands, you have this place called Giethoorn, which is this nice typical Dutch village with lots of waterways and canals. You can rent a boat and just go on your way around all the waterways and the village.

Tourists often forget that this is an actual village where normal people live and that it’s not just one big theme park. So they often park their boat in someone's backyard and walk around their garden, peek inside the houses through the window and stuff. People get used to it, but it’s still rude haha

19. Do not touch the animals

-South African here. Americans tend to have this habit where they will climb out of their vehicle in the middle of a game reserve, get attacked by a wild animal because they wanted to get closer or try to pet it, and then cry about it.

I thought people that come from the country that has grizzly bears and mountain lions would be a bit more cautious around wild animals.

Also, the shock they experience when they realize there are cities here and not everyone is living in mud huts

20. Turn on the lights!

-Iceland. We get a lot of tourism when there isn't a pandemic, and about half are American. It's mostly just ignorance and the refusal to accept that things work differently here. Also, while most people here speak English to some degree, there are a few tourists that are furious about it not being the default language in businesses that aren't even connected to tourism. God forbid we speak our own language at work.

Oh and Northern Lights. There's a ton of people who seem to think we can just flick a switch and have the Northern Lights appear

21. Slow and loud doesn't mean understanding

-Talk to me in slow, shouting English as if I don't understand. He was in western Canada, where everybody speaks English, and I'd already even said something in English to him

22. Revising history

-I have seen a very drunk American tourist in his 20s explaining to a Viet bartender in Viet Nam how his American grandfather freed Viet Nam of communists

23. Leave home unarmed

-A friend of mine is a customs agent in Ireland and he said Americans have turned up with firearms at Dublin Airport.

When they are stopped and it's flagged - you cannot walk around with handguns or be a possession of handguns - they bleat about the 2nd amendment, etc.

It has to be explained they are no longer in the USA and they cannot have access to their firearms.

I asked him how often this happens. He replied, often enough that there is a safe in Dublin Airport for Americans who bring their guns.

Wild.

24. Never heard of Liberty, Equality, Fraternity

-I'm French. I was chatting with an American woman who was visiting (friend of a friend of a family member). At one point, we start talking about the differences between our countries. She said, "The USA is the only country in the world with true freedom."

I thought she was joking, but she was not. I told her, "What do you mean? We are also free in France." She looked at me with a condescending smirk and said, "Really?" like to make me admit something. I just nodded and left

25. Golden Arches dining down under

-While working at Maccas [McDonald's], I overheard an American tourist tell his family that they were going to eat some good food, not foreign garbage, while they were waiting in line to order

26. This isn't camel country?

-I live in Israel, my two favorites:

"Where are the camels and the dunes, isn't this a desert country???" The tourist said it in Tel-Aviv...

An old American man stripped naked in a beach (not a nudist beach... we don't have those here). Very disrespectful and also illegal here...

27. How far away is it?

-The best one I've heard was the American tourist complaining that they built Edinburgh castle so far from the train station

28.  Know the audience you're speaking to

-Indian here. My office was hosting two American and one British ladies and I had to take them sightseeing. We were a British colony up until 1947 and have tonnes of British buildings as our historical heritage (that period was awful but the buildings are nice).

Well, for some reason the American ladies thought it would be a good idea to talk to me about how the British were awful to us during the colonization period in front of the nice British lady. I was uncomfortable talking about that, and the British lady seemed uncomfortable, but the American ladies kept [making] what they thought were funny comments about how the British lady's country was awful to my country despite my million efforts to change the subject.

It IS a dark part of our history, but bringing that up and keeping at it was rude and in bad taste.

Thankfully, the British lady did not get offended or I would've had to face the consequences of offending a guest.

29. Chivalry is most definitely dead

-India. Subway has seats designed for ladies. American guy in his twenties totally refused to move and let the ladies who were standing sit. He was requested by everyone for like five minutes

30. Insensitivity on an epic scale...

-Asking for an Irish Car Bomb in a pub in Ireland....

It's an abomination of a drink to begin with, but calling it that is going to get you refused service at best. Worst case scenario depends on whereabouts in Ireland you ask for it.

31. We're not in Camelot anymore...

-My friend described a trip to an English tourist spot, one of many places said to be Arthur’s Camelot. It required a climb up the picturesque hill to a quiet, tree-filled spot. Nothing of the castle to be seen, of course, but everybody gazed out over the surrounding land, contemplating the magic of the ancient myth.

Finally arrives the chubby, puffing American who glances about with irritation, then loudly says in that familiar accent: “Where’s the god***n castle?”

Saturday, May 7, 2022

Culture Shock

When going somewhere new, most if not everyone will experience some form of culture shock. That's because they aren't used to the way things are done in those countries.

1. Japanese convenience stores have everything you need and more

-The sheer awesomeness of Japanese convenience stores. My local 7-11 has sticky floors and doubtful-looking packaged sandwiches. The 7-11s in Japan is clean, well-lit, have a great selection of lunch/dinner prepackaged meals, and not only do they have a cold drink section, but they also have a special heated unit for hot drinks. When I saw all the technological innovations in Japan, I felt like I came from a third-world country.

2. Tattoos in Budapest certainly stand out...

-When I was in Budapest, I visited a couple of public baths. My boyfriend noticed a lot of people staring at me, after a while, I realized I was the only one with tattoos.

3. Children practically holding the bridge hostage in The Philippines

-On the trip from the airport, a group of homeless children took control of a bridge and demanded payment for people crossing it. People actually paid too

4. Snow is a foreign concept to children in Thailand

-I visited a school in a tiny village in the north Thailand mountains once. During a Q&A with the class, one of the children asked me what the weather was like in my country - I told him it was snowing. There was a little murmur in the classroom, then the teacher said, 'The children would like you to elaborate on this "snow"'. They had zero concepts of ice from the sky! Some of them may never see snow but it was cool to explain that to them.

5. Even at 1am, the trains in Japan are jam packed

-Went to Japan. The first night at 1 AM in the metro and it was loaded with people in suits and other formal clothing looking completely exhausted almost falling asleep on each other's laps, just an ordinary day for Tokyo people.

6. In the Czech Republic, beer is cheaper to drink than water

-How much people drink beer in the Czech Republic. You cannot get a nonalcoholic drink in a bar cheaper than a beer. And then I looked it up and low and behold, the Czech's have the highest beer consumption in the whole world

7. Good looks are common in Denmark

-My cousin and I went to Denmark a few years back. Everyone there is good-looking they all had good fashion and sense of style. It was ridiculous!

It got to a point where we played a game to find an "ugly"/dressed-down person. Couldn't find anyone for a solid 2 hours, and we were in the heart of downtown Copenhagen.

It made me want to live there because everyone is beautiful, but also did not want to live there because I'd feel pressured to appear my best 24/7. Sometimes I like wearing comfy, nonfashionable clothes when I run errands

8. Paying to pee in Europe

-Having to pay to use a public toilet in many parts of Europe.

I am from Australia where there are free public toilets everywhere, and before anyone asks, yes they generally are pretty clean

9. Roads or electricity are luxuries in South Sudan

-I landed in Juba, South Sudan. There was anti-aircraft stuff on the roof of the airport, child soldiers in the tiny arrivals hall. The airport gift shop was selling loose raw eggs and salt. There were no roads, no electricity, no bank system, no running water, and no garbage collection

10. The inequality in India is unrivaled

-I'm from one of the most unequal countries in the world, but going to India still blew my mind. Delhi is a heaving, throbbing city, people sleeping in literal dirt next to mansions. Perhaps the pilgrimage to the Taj Mahal was the most eye-opening. By far the most beautiful, perhaps most opulent, man-made structure I've seen on earth, but it's mired in the most saddening poverty imaginable

11. Wide open spaces in the USA

-Example of culture shock in reverse - I'm an American who has spent the past 2 years living in China. After my first trip back to the US (after a full year abroad) I was just really shocked by how much grass there was everywhere. Space is such a luxury in Beijing that it was startling to see how much is devoted to your average front/back yard. I was also shocked by how enormously wide the roads in my suburban section of the city felt!

12. Kids in Japan have so much freedom

-The level of freedom they give kids in Japan. When I went there as an exchange student at age 16, I had basically almost always had an adult with me when outside of the house, or at the very least, they always knew where I was. Suddenly, I'm in Sannomiya, a massive shopping hub in Kobe, and my host brother just tells me to do whatever I want while he's at German lessons for a couple hours. It took me an hour before I left the train station because I had to fight the instinct to wait and be told where I could go. It was so liberating, just going wherever I wanted, shopping and buying what I wanted, and my only limit was my walking distance and my available time. It was my first real experience of freedom, and honestly, back in America I still don't feel that way, even while driving. Now I just feel shackled to a car rather than my home

13. California has big everything

-I live in northern Canada in less than 800 people town in the middle of nowhere. So the first time I went to California was a massive culture shock. Big cities, 8 lanes of freeway traffic, having to lock your doors, skyscrapers (anything above 3 floors), subways, well... everything really. I think what got to me most was the lack of trees.

14. One thing in the US, another in the UK

-Smarties are chocolate.

I'm from the US and the first time I was in the UK, on the very first day, I bought a pack of Smarties thinking it was pure sugar to perk me up from the jetlag.

I "drank" the box to get a quick mouthful and was suddenly hit by the taste of chocolate and was shocked. (Also a couple of minutes later I found out that I was allergic to the dye they use in the coating--which I would've known if I bothered to read the box.)

Anyway, Smarties are chocolate. Beware

15. Few forks to be found in South Korea

-USA to South Korea for school. Eating lunch in the cafeteria for the first time on my second day, trying to eat ramen with chopsticks and realizing too late that I should've spent more time working with chopsticks before coming to a country with very few forks. Thankfully another girl nearby took pity on me and taught me through miming how to make it work

19 Teachers You Wish You Had

Everyone wishes they had teachers they remember. Teachers that made it fun to learn and really drove home the point that not everyone is going to find physics enjoyable, chemistry fun or algebra the highlight of their day. Some teachers really tried to deliver fun with education. Here are some teachers you wish you had in school

1. All teachers in this yearbook photo







2. New take on "Say No to Drugs"

3. Rock paper scissors

4. Even teachers do selfies...

5. Kids-0 Teacher-1 for epic prank of the year











6. The pencil of shame

7. #yearbook win

8. An impostor lurking on the premises...

9. MIA bobblehead

10. Teaching tolerance through humor

11. Teaching chemistry with Lady Gaga

12. Scheduling is key

13. So many uses for archery

14. Cursing creatively

15. The Force is strong with this one

16. The best and worst teacher ever

17. Just sayin'...

18. Teaching wisdom through proverbs

19. Talk about a dream killer...

Friday, May 6, 2022

European Culture Shock

Not surprisingly. when Americans and other tourists visit Europe, it can be a bit of a shocker. The cultures are vastly different than their own. They experience what some would call European culture shock.

1. No ice in drinks

-Lots of stuff freaked me out in Germany.

No ice, having to pay for water, no ice, trains that take you anywhere, and especially no ice.

But one night I’m flipping through the TV, and I came across this show that was obviously a comedy, and it had the strangest puppet character. I was mesmerized for two hours watching this show that I couldn’t even understand. Finally figured out the main character was a damned depressed loaf of bread.

Got back home and watched every episode I saw there on YouTube with English subtitles

2. No such thing as personal space

-Personal bubble is very different. It shocks you at first, and you feel sort of claustrophobic, but then you get used to it, too. It's kind of subtle until you come back to the states and unconsciously stand so "close" to someone else in a line that they start giving you dirty looks.

3. Polite manners are more common

-How polite everyone was. How fresh the food was from restaurants. The simplicity of fruit stands/markets. How easy it was to get around by train (backpacked Europe for a month in 2017: England, France, Italy, Switzerland).

4. Drinking anytime, anywhere

-You can drink a beer anywhere, any time. I mean, I woke up in Berlin and bought a bottle of beer at a small breakfast stand in a park; it was like 6 am.

5. When they say small, they really mean small

-When I ordered a small drink, it was actually small.

6. Italian pizza is brag worthy, but French bread takes on a whole new meaning...

-How good the food was. Going to Italy ruined pizza for me for many years. It still is not the same; even the authentic pizza here doesn’t taste nearly as good because of the generally poor quality of ingredients here in the states compared to in Europe.

On the other hand, I was surprised I almost chipped a tooth on authentic French bread, pretty sure it scuffed up my gums too - I don’t know if they just gave us stale bread because we were Americans, but all of our bread was literally inedible and hard as a rock.

7. Smoking in public is acceptable

-The amount of smoking! I have a close friend in Europe; she's talked about the public transportation and the way the cities are laid out to be beneficial to walking and biking. But nothing prepared me for the amount [of[ smoking I saw when I was in Paris, Helsinki, Tampere [Finland], and Turku [Finland].

8. Public transportation is safe and effective

-Young children were using public transportation (i.e., city bus, subway) - not escorted by adults - to get to and from school rather than a designated yellow bus. Where I am from, public transportation is barely usable by adults much less children.

9. Cheap wine is abundant

-In Italy: The abundance of inexpensive and very good red and white wines. Amazing!

Amsterdam: Most things are designed to be practical. The people are polite and practical as well. No large, fancy cars.

Both places. The facts that I could jump on a train and get to most places in Europe was really cool.

10. Privacy actually exists in public restrooms

-Holidays. Europeans get so much paid time off. I've gotten into arguments with some of my American friends because they legitimately believe tons of Europeans opt out of taking their PTO because there's so much work to do. I don't buy that. People would riot. Anywhere I went in late July-August, there were tons of shops closed [because] people were spending the month with their families enjoying their time off.

That and public bathroom stalls going all the way down to the floor. Y'all understand privacy.

11. Extended lunch breaks

-In France, people get two-hour lunches. Like some stores will have two separate open and close times cause they’ll just shut down for two hours a day to enjoy themselves. Most people seemed much happier and more relaxed as a whole.

12. Paying to pee

-The difficulty of finding a public toilet, and then having to pay to use it.

I went to Rome in September. Walked miles and miles checking things out, drinking tons of water to stay hydrated, and not a toilet to be found

13. Comfort in themselves

-The amount of casual undress on TV. Europeans are just healthier in their views of sexuality and their figures. We Americans are ridiculous prudes by comparison

14. Old, historic and big

-History. I followed a tour of American tourists into the church in downtown. Question gets asked: Is this the oldest church in town? Heard reply:

"(Chuckle) Oh no, the old church is on the north side of the river. This church was built in 1310."

Just a different perspective on history

Thursday, May 5, 2022

May Birthdays

Since it's May, time to say Happy Birthday

Blaze Bayley

-Birth name: Bayley Alexander Cook

-DOB: 5/29/1963

-Where: Birmingham, England

-He said his late wife Debra had saved his life. She had gotten him back on track with music after leaving Iron Maiden and gotten him to quit drinking

Tim McGraw

-Birth name: Samuel Timothy McGraw

-DOB: 5/1/1967

-Where: Delhi, Louisiana

-Has been married to fellow country musician Faith Hill since 1996

Natasha Richardson

-Birth name: Natasha Jane Richardson

-DOB: 5/11/1963

-Where: London England

-DOD: 3/18/2009

-Where: New York City, New York

-Her parents were theatre director Tony Richardson and veteran actress Vanessa Redgrave

Chow Yun-fat

-DOB: 5/18/1955

-Where: Lamma Island, Hong Kong, China

-He attempted suicide after he and Idy Chan broke up

Mike Myers

-Birth name: Michael John Myers

-DOB: 5/25/1963

-Where: Scarborough, Ontario, Canada

-He has a production company called Eric's Boy. It's named after his father, Eric, who was an encyclopedia salesman who died on 11/22/1991 from Alzheimer's Disease

Cher

-Birth name: Cherilyn Sarkisian

-DOB: 5/20/1946

-Where: El Centro, California

-She wanted to play the role of Morticia Addams in The Addams Family, but the role went to Anjelica Huston

Eric Singer

-Birth name: Eric Doyle Mensinger

-DOB: 5/12/1958

-Where: Cleveland, Ohio

-Has previously played in Black Sabbath

Phil Campbell

-Birth name: Philip Anthony Campbell

-DOB: 5/7/1961

-Where: Pontypridd, Wales, United Kingdom

-He played guitar for Motorhead from 1984-2015 when the band disbanded with the death of front man/bassist "Lemmy" Kilmister

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

GoldenEye (1995)

One of the first James Bond films with Pierce Brosnan

Summary

-James Bond is off to his next mission. This one centers around a friend and fellow agent getting killed in the line of duty investigating a Russian crime syndicate, who is trying to steal a space weapons program called "GoldenEye". And the Russians are threatening to use it







Cast

-Pierce Brosnan: James Bond

-Sean Bean: Alec Trevelyan

-Izabella Scorupco: Natalya Simonova

-Famke Janssen: Xenia Onatapp

-Joe Don Baker: Jack Wade

-Judi Dench: M

-Tcheky Karyo: Dimitri Mishkin

-Gottfried John: Colonel Ourumov

-Alan Cumming: Boris Grishenko

-Samantha Bond: Miss Moneypenny

-Desmond Llewelyn: Q

Did You Know?

-The famous "gun barrel" opening were created using computer generated imagery (CGI), making this the first James Bond to use CGI

-The first James Bond movie that is completely original and not referencing any Ian Fleming short story or novel

-The script had to be changed several times due to a series of resemblances to 1994's True Lies, which was being released at that particular time

-During this time, writers still thought that Timothy Dalton would be reprising the role of James Bond. It was written expressly for Dalton's darker, more realistic role of James Bond

-Initially, Ralph Fiennes had auditioned for the role of James Bond. He ended up replacing Judi Dench as M in 2012's Skyfall

-Instead of alcohol, substitutes were used in scenes. Instead of the bourbon Judi Dench is drinking, it's really apple juice with two cubes of glass to simulate ice. Pierce Brosnan drank water instead of a vodka martini

-The first James Bond film to feature a German sports car instead of the iconic Aston Martin. This film uses a BMW Z3 as the primary car

-First James Bond movie to have a woman play the role of M, the head of the UK's security agency MI6, which deals with foreign terrorism and intelligence. Her character was said to be inspired by Stella Rimington, the first woman to head MI5, which deals with domestic terrorism and intelligence. Lois Maxwell, who's best known for her role as Miss Moneypenny, had suggested M be a woman in 1985. Director Martin Campbell successfully used that idea

-Prior to shooting beginning, Pierce Brosnan had injured his hand at his home in Malibu. For several shots of his hand, his 22 year old son Christopher used his hands instead. His son was working as an assistant on set.

-The car used was a prototype and couldn't be used in any action scenes or damaged, which explains the lack of gadgets, apart from a radar system

-This is the most successful James Bond film since 1979's Moonraker

-Sean Bean had auditioned for the role of James Bond for the 1987 film The Living Daylights

-A stunt double for Pierce Brosnan was used in the scenes with the Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico and the Gregorian Dome because Pierce Brosnan has a fear of heights

-Some of the actresses considered for the role of Bond girls included Elizabeth Hurley, Elle Macpherson. They were both considered for the role of Natalya, but declined

-For external views of M's office, the actual MI6 headquarters were used

-Pierce Brosnan and George Lazenby are the only actors to play Bond who were born outside the UK. Pierce Brosnan was born in Ireland, but moved to the UK when he was young. Lazenby was Australian

-Two older actors from Britain were considered for the role of Alec Trevelyan. Anthony Hopkins and Alan Rickman. Anthony Hopkins simply declined while Alan Rickman stated he was tired of playing bad guys

-Fans were hesitant to embrace a woman giving James Bond orders until they saw Judi Dench in her role as M

-Famke Janssen and Alan Cumming appeared together later on in X2: X-Men United as Jean Grey and Kurt Wagner, aka Nightcrawler. For that role, Cumming had to learn to speak with a German accent

-The plot of this film is similar to the novel Moonraker in that a villain with scars is planning on using a superweapon to destroy London as revenge for WWII

Monday, May 2, 2022

License to Kill (1989)

The second James Bond film to star Timothy Dalton. Also one of the darker James Bond movies

Summary

-James Bond gets in touch with his darker side as he tries to take down the drug organization that killed his friend's new wife and nearly left him for dead






Cast

-Timothy Dalton: James Bond

-Carey Lowell: Pam Bouvier

-Robert Davi: Franz Sanchez

-Talisa Soto: Lupe Lamora

-Anthony Zerbe: Milton Krest

-Frank McRae: Sharkey

-Everett McGill: Killifer

-Wayne Newton: Professor Joe Butcher

-Benicio Del Toro: Dario

-Pedro Armendariz Jr.: President Hector Lopez

Did You Know?

-In an interview, Timothy Dalton stated why he made this Bond film much darker. He wanted to take the character back to the one of the Ian Fleming novels, where Bond was a darker, rougher agent than the one shown in the other films

-In the same interview, he denied claims of sex scenes being reduced in the films due to the rising AIDS epidemic. In a 2007 interview, he admitted it was true

-Benicio Del Toro was the youngest actor to play a villain. He was 21 at the time

-In the scene with the exploding tanker, that really was Timothy Dalton running away, not a stunt double

-Wayne Newton had always wanted to star in a Bond film. He managed to get the role of Professor Joe Butcher only after he had sent a letter to the producers expressing interest

-While on the set of the 1994 TV show Scarlett, Timothy Dalton handed in his official resignation from the role on April 11, 1994

-Pam Bouvier's alias Ms. Kennedy was a nod to Jacqueline Kennedy, whose maiden name was Bouvier

-This was the first Bond film to score a PG-13 rating due to violent content. It had been trying to keep up with other 80s violent content films, such as 1987's Lethal Weapon and 1988's Die Hard

-During filming in Mexico, Timothy Dalton started getting homesick

-Carey Lowell described herself as not being a "glamour girl". She said she had "huge shoes to fill" as a Bond girl and even showed up wearing jeans and a leather jacket to audition

-To accurately portray Sanchez, Robert Davi researched Colombian drug cartels and how to do a Colombian accent. He even stayed in character off set.

-Diane Hsu, a former Playboy Playmate, played Hong Kong Narcotics agent Loti

-The only time in all of the films where James Bond orders a Budweiser beer with a lime at the Barrelhead Bar

-This is said to be one of the most Americanized of the Bond movies. Most of the locations were in and around North America. Other than Bond, M, Q, Miss Moneypenny, most of the cast is American, including the Bond girls

-Years later, Talisa Soto would go on to marry Benjamin Bratt, of Law & Order fame

-Carey Lowell is the only actress, known for Law & Order, to play a Bond girl

-This is Diane Hsu's film debut

-In the scene where James Bond is hanging by hook over a cocaine grinder, Benicio Del Toro's character is cutting him loose and in the process, he cut Timothy Dalton's hand. Filming had to be stopped momentarily while Dalton had his hand stitched up