Day 3: 3 Words You Can't Go Without Using

I'm predictable on this issue. Here are the three words I can't go without using.

Sweet, usually said when I think something is cool

Nuts. Usually said in place of a bad word

Woo-hoo!: Usually said for excitement, like Homer Simpson

"Aussie" Slang

This onr just came about because of curiosity
Aussie Slang
More Aussie Slang

Ace
-Excellent

Amber fluid
-Beer

Aussie Salute
-shooing flies away

Banana Bender
-Person from Queensland

Barbie
-Barbecue

Belt Up
-Shut up, stop talking

Bities
-Biting bugs

Bloke
-Guy

Bonzer mate!
-That's great friend

Brown Eyes
-Dropping your pants and mooning someone

Chokkie
-Chocolate

Coathanger
-Syndey Harbor Bridge

Cockroach
-Person from New South Wales

Crack a tinnie
-Open a beer

Daks
-Pants, trousers

Divvy van
-police vehicle for transporting criminals

Dropped a joey
-Phrase for a woman who recently gave birth

Face, off one's
-Drunk

Fifty k's south of Woop Woop
-Lost, in the middle of nowhere

G'Day
-Hello

Go and tart yourself up
-Dress up

Have a naughty
-Have sex

I'm nackered
-Tired, exhausted

Joey
-Baby kangaroo. Awww, that's so cute!!

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock
-Crazy, nuts

Liquid laugh
-Throw up

Lollies
-Candy

London to a brick
-Absolute certainty

Lucky Country
-Australia!

Mate
-Friend, buddy

Mystery Bag
-Sausage

Neddie
-Horse

Never Never
-The Outback

Nick off
-Get lost

Nipper
-Young surf lifeguard

Not the full quid
-Not exactly smart

Nuddy, in the
-Naked

No worries
-Don't worry about it

Oldies
-Parents

Pokies
-Poker machines

Pommie
-An Englishman

Quid
-Earn a living

Rage
-Party

Road Train
-Semi  truck with many trailers

Root Rat
-Someone always looking to have sex

Scratchy
-Instant lottery ticket

Screamer
-Party lover

Sheepshagger
-New Zealander

Sheila
-Lady

Sunbake
-Sunbathe

Sunnies
-Sunglasses

Shut ya gob
-Shut up

Taking a sickie
-Taking a day off work when not really sick

Technicolor Yawn
-Throw Up

True Blue
-Totally Australian

Unit
-Flat, apartment

Uni
-University

Useful as an ashtray on a motorbike/tits on a bull
-Useless person, incompetent person

Vedgies
-Vegetables

Vee dub
-Volkwagen

Walkabout
-Walk in the Outback made by Aborigines

Weekend Warrior
-Army Reservist

Whacker
-Idiot, moron

White pointers
-Female topless sunbathers

Yobbo
-Uncivilized person

Your shout
-Your turn to buy drinks

Slang Words

Slang Words
I figured I'd do a post about slang. Everyone has probably used one slang word once or twice. Here's some slang words. I use alot of them, being that I grew up in the 90s where most of it might have been used. And as for some of these, I was laughing so hard my eyes began watering, and I almost wet myself laughing at some. Some of these words I use sometimes, my personal fave is Anywho. BTW, or By the Way, there is an occasional British slang word mixed in here.

A
-A Solid : A favor
-A Sims Moment: Brief moment in which life seems to mirror the computer simulation game The Sims
-A Game: do your best effort
-Ace: One's best friend
-Addy: short form of address
-Agent 21: you and a group of friends who just turned 21
-Al-oholic: someone addicted to music of 'Weird Al' Yankovich
-All blown up: to be paged or called on phone alot
-All squared away: things have been taken care of
-Amtrak: to lose your train of thought
-Aneurism: freaking out
-Anime hair: hair defying gravity, sticking out at odd angles, looking like an anime character
-Anklebiter: short person
-Anorak: type of hoodless jacket or British slang for person into things almost to the point of geekiness, aka a dork, geek
-Anywho: usually supposed to be anyway, but followed by a brief pause and change of topic(I use this one ALOT, especially in my post b4 this)
-Area 51ers: Those who see a conspiracy in everything
-Arm candy: used to describe attractive woman on man's arm
-Ayrton: London slang for a ten pound note. Named after Formula 1 driver Ayrton Senna

B
-B list: Those who did not make it to the top list
-B team: inferior group of people
-Bass-ackwards: doing something in ridiculously wrong order, or reverse way of saying ass backwards
-Baka: idiotic, foolish, stupid. Derived from Japanese word for foolish
-Balloon head: someone with big ego
-Banana hammock: Australian slang for Speedo
-Barley pop: beer
-Bazillion: a number so large it can't be counted to or reached
-Beacon: person who stands out from the crowd for some unknown reason, usually hilarious
-Beaky: Good. Early 90s UK slang. Confined to 2 people
-Beast of Burden: Those people who interfere with your daily life and cause stress and anxiety
-Beatdown: fight
-Bedhead: hair messed up after sleeping
-Beef: anger with someone
-Beemer: slang for BMW
-Beer thirty: any time after work
-Benjamins: 100 dollar bills
-Biddy: old woman, girls who work at fast food joints
-Bingo arm: flabby skin under the arm
-Blinkies: little flashing lights on technical equipment
-Blog: internet journal
-Blonde moment: I HAVE ALOT OF THESE!!! Blank stupid moment
-Bloody: British slang word for the F word
-Blowing chunks: throw up
-Bomb: greatest

C
-Cagey: cabin fever, feeling stuck inside
-Carding: UK for prostitutes leaving cards with their names in telephone boxes
-C Town: Cleveland
-Caf: short for cafeteria
-Captain Obvious: One who points out things already known
-Cat fight: fight between 2 women who can't fight, but instead scratch at each other
-Cellaholic: person addicted to using a cellphone
-Cha: Yeah. Made famous by Mike Myers in the movie Wayne's World
-Champers: British slang for champagne
-Cheddar: School bus- the yellow color looks like cheddar cheese. This one made me laugh
-Cheesed: extremely angry with someone
-Cherry: used to mean a virgin, but now describes something in pristine condition
-Chest shaver: incredibly vain male
-Cheddar: Money, cash
-Chilax: chill + relax
-Chimp: someone who follows instructions without understanding a reason
-Chippy: British slang for upper classes, including their accents
-Chucky Larms: Lucky Charms reversed. May get a huge laugh out of someone who is ont fully awake! And plus, this one made me laugh so hard my eyes started watering!
-Chump: loser
-City juice: Water from tap
-Cougar:  middle aged woman who hits on young guys
-Crappucino: bad tasting, allegedly gourmet coffee
-Craptacular: remarkable for being so horrible that it is dull
-Crib: one's living place
-Cruisin for a bruisin: 80s slang term for someone who is gonna get beat up if they keep talking the way they do
-Cutesy pukesy: something new couples do that makes you wanna puke. They talk cute to each other and won't stop holding hands and whatknot. Welcome to... high school!!

D
-D'oh: said to keep from getting surprised or caught that you forgot to do something
-Dasiy Dukes: pair of extremely tight, short shorts worn by women in the American South and any where else
-Dashenka: Moscow slang for darling
-Dawg: greeting teen boys use if they are trying to be 'gangsta', like the rap stars they idolize
-Death rattle: smoker's cough
-Deniro jockey: woman who expects the male to pay for everything
-Desk jockey: describes someone who sits at desk all day
-Diaper diva: pre teens who are really into N*Sync, Britney Spears, The Backstreet Boys
-Diddly squat: nothing
-Diddly: nothing
-Diddums: mocking word for someone being overly whiny
-Dime Bar: early 90s UK slang for someone slow on the uptake, who usually does not get something until later on
-Dine N Dash: Eat and leave without paying
-Dog: closely trusted friend. Also 'street' talk for those wanting to be 'gangsta'
-Dogs: feet
-Donut: drive your car in a tight circle
-Dressed in black label: drunk at a funeral
-Dumpster diver: someone who looks around in dumpsters for hidden treasure

E
-Earthy crunchy: someone who is in to hugging trees or hippies, someone stuck in the 1960s
-Eddie Haskell: someone who kisses up to the parents of friends

F
-F bomb: relates to a situation where someone said the f word
-Face card: 100 dollar bill
-Fake and bake: tanning salon
-Far Side ish: used to describe something that might be seen in a Far Side Comic
-Fat chance: no chance something will happen
-Five O: police.
-Foldies: lines in unusued clothing that never come out even after folding
-Four one one: info
-FUBAR: F---ed Up Beyond All Repair or F---ed Beyond All Recognition
-Fugly: f---ing ugly

G
-G'Day: Australian greeting for Good Day
-Gangsta: person living the street lifestyle, the way hip hop life would suggest
-Garbage juice: liquid leaking from garbage bag
-Gas: fun, hilarious
-Gear head: someone devoted to their cars and engines
-Gig: party, gathering
-Git: person under age of 16
-Goblimey: British slang for word of shock
-Golddigger: woman who hooks up with man for money
-Grampage: when someone over the age of 40 begins killing people
-Gremlin: little kids who annoy you
-Gun fu: a type of action movie where gun acrobatics and martial arts are combined. Chow Yun-fat's specialty is these types of movies
-Gym pig: someone who spends too much time at the gym

H
-H E Double Hockey Stick: used in place of the word Hell
-Hair band: any short lived band of the 1980s with hair going every which direction, and usually down to their shoulders. (I.e. Poison, Ratt, Cinderella, Skid Row, Motley Crue, etc.)
-Hammer of the Gods: TV remote control
-Handbag: effeminate man
-Headbanger: someone who listens to heavy metal music
-Heat: cops
-Heater: gun. Derived from the novel The Outsiders
-Homie: good friend. More 'street' talk
-Hook up: get together romantically
-Hooker boots: knee high boots or go-go boots
-The House: Waffle House
-Hussy: female who is provacative and somewhat immoral

I
-I'm doin' cartwheels: used when you want to show excitement, yet, you could care less
-Ice: to kill
-Idiot sandwich: group of people sitting around having a stupid conversation
-Idiot box: UK slang for television
-Iron box: virgin

J
-J-Lo: butt
-Jacked: muscular
-Jacksons: Twenty dollar bills
-Jagger: to throw a wild looking, violent tantrum possibly while dancing or could be a type of dancing. I.e.: Meaning "The Rooster"(bobbing head back and forth while pouting lips) type dancing Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones did in the beginnging of the video for Start Me Up.
-Jamjams: pajamas
-Jarhead: male athlete or nickname for US Marine
-JCR: Jenny Craig Reject. Overweight. To be used within earshot of someone who is heavyset, meaning to hurt their feelings. Used by popular girls who are like walking stick bugs they're so skinny!!!
-John and Yoko: when 2 people are so in love you think they're one person
-Join the club: Me too
-Juju: feeling or vibe, usually a bad one
-Junk in the Trunk: large bottom

K
-Kawaii: Japanese for cute
-Kick back: relax
-Kicks: shoes
-Kitty litter: Formula 1 slang for the gravel traps on the sides of the road to prevent accidents
-Knuckle dragger: Naval term referring to any one in the Machinists Mate rating. Anyone who does mechanics jobs

L
-La de freaking da: used when someone tells you some pointless piece of information you could care less about
-Label whore: someone who wears name brand clothing with the name brand somewhere for all to see, like an advertisement for that clothing company.
-Lack-a-nookie: no sex for a long time. This one made me choke on the juice I was drinking, made it come out my nose!!!
-Lay down the law: take control of a situation
-Lickety split: fast
-Lip rippler: a louder than usual burp.
-Looky loo: nosey person
-Lung cookie: mucous you cough up after a night of partying

M
-MacGuyver: name given to someone who make something out of other things, like MacGuyver
-Mailbox head: someone who has an unusually squarish head or a stupid, foolish person
-Mall job: actually having a job at the mall
-Mall rat: someone who spends all their free time at the mall
-Mary jane: slang for marijuana
-Moo juice: milk

N
-Nerdbox: computer
-Nickel in the can: 5 years in jail
-Noseeums: little bugs that fly around your face but can be seen as a fuzzy gray cloud
-Nuke: cook something in the microwave. This is how I cook when it's just me at home and no one else!

O
-OD: Over Doing It
-Okie dokie: All right
-One time: police
P
-Paint the town red: have a wild, fun time
-Panhassling: aggressive panhandling
-Peach: cute in a very special way
-Pity whore: person who tries to get others to feel sorry for her.
-Po po: police
-Poindexter: nerd
-Pop: British slang for champagne
-Prairie doggin': desperate for a bathroom!
-Pumpkinhead: someone addicted to the band The Smashing Pumpkins
-Punch buggy: Volkswagen Beetle

Q
-Q tip: white haired elderly person

R
-Rabbit food: what healthy people eat, fruits and veggies
-Radiohead: the phenomena when someone says what someone else is thinking. This happens ALOT in my house! I'll be thinking something and either my stepdad or sister will say it!
-Rainbox: shower
-Rave goo: slime found on ceilings, walls and floors from rave parties
-Red neck disorder: the family tree does not extend out  very much
-Rice burner: Japanese made car, motorcycle, etc.
-Rich kid killer: expensive import racing motorcycle
-Riff raff: people up to no good
-Road pizza: the aftermath of some animal getting hit by a car, truck, bus, etc. AKA roadkill
-Rock: display a certain style
-ROTFLMAO: text for Rolling on the Floor, Laughing My Ass Off. I love this one, makes me laugh, lol!! This is my favorite text word

S
-Salad dodger: obese person
-Sand clock/timer: hourglass
-Sausage party: party where the ratio of men to women is high, more men than women
-Sawbuck: 10 dollar bill
-Scarf: wolf down food
-Scooby gang: group of people who investigate paranormal happenings
-Sheila: Aussie slang for a woman, girl
-Short bus: bus that escorts special needs people to school
-Shotgun wedding: when bride is pregnant and marriage is forced upon, with a shotgun present
-Skank: dirty, nasty looking woman
-Skinny mini: person who is skinny, does not eat very much
-Smetal: false metal
-Smiley: smiling for no apparent reason
-Snail jockey: mailman
-Snog: to kiss, also British slang for kiss
-Snork: accidentally inhaling drink through nose, during laughing
-Springer moment: a feeling of finding yourself surrounded by rednecks, the kind who usually end up on Springer
-Stop n rob: convenience store
-Suburbia: that boring neighborhood where all the houses look alike
-Sugar fairy: someone who is overly nice and sees through rose colored glasses. Possibly a nickname or word for hippie

T
-Table butt: when an overweight person has a butt that could double as a table
-Taking the piss: British slang for pulling someone's leg, almost embarassing them
-Tanorexic: someone who goes to the tanning bed TOO much
-Technicolor yawn: throw up
-The Grey: Greyhound bus
-Threads: clothes
-Timbuktu: in the middle of nowhere
-TMI: Too Much Information
-To rock: to wear
-To the nines: dressed very nicely
-Totty: British slang for extremely beautiful woman
-Townie: people who wear brand names usually worn by the younger crowd. I.e: Adidas, Puma, Roca Wear, etc.
-Tree hugger: environmentalist or hippie
-Tree rat: squirrel

U
-Ubercute: so cute you wanna die
-Uggies: abbreviation for the uglier than hell Ugg boots everyone is so fascinated by. I don't get it, they're uglier than hell and you can't wear them in the snow. Any fashionista should know suede and water DO NOT MIX!!!
-Ugly lights: the lights the nightclub turns on when it's close to closing time
-Ugly tree: fake tree causing disturbing appearance
-Unibrow: having your two eyebrows be so long they seem to be just one big brow
V
-Valet bank: highest income level before filthy rich
-Vanilla: plain, boring
-Vegie: annoying 13 year old, like in 8th graders
-Village green: local environment activist

W
-Waffle: hit an animal and leave the waffle imprint of your tire on it
-Wally World: slang for Wal-Mart, a department store over here in the States
-Warden: parents
-Weekend warrior: slang term and sometimes hilarious term for National Guard. I think the National Guard are all a bunch of weekend warriors.
-Welfaremart: Wal-Mart
-Wet burp: burp that has stomach acid coming back up, almost a feeling of throwing up
-What's his face: used when you can't remember someone's name or don't want to. This one I use quite often when I can't remember people's names
-White guy shuffle: dance done by white guys with no rhythm
-Wife beater: type of undershirt worn by people who live in the country, or seen on people who live in trailers who get arrested on COPS
-Wigger: white person trying to be black. Somehow this word sounds wrong. But this is the perfect word for almost every guy I graduated high school with. They thought that if they talked like how they thought a black person would, they'd wake up black. Hahahahahahahahaha, yeah right!! Most black people don't talk like that, I should know because quite a few friends of mine are black.
-Wooden kimono: coffin
-Word on the street: rumor

X
-X tan: the tan you get from swimsuits that make weird shapes on your back. I usually end up getting an H tan because the back of my swim top is shaped like a sports bra
Y
-Yapper: telephone
-Yardrat: Prison inmate
-Yippies: women who think it's necessary to scream each other's names at the top of their lungs
-Yokel: person who does seem to get anything right
-Youngin: southern slang for a child or someone young
-Yuppie food stamp: 20 dollar bill

Z
-Zoinks: surprise. Made famous by Shaggy in the Scooby cartoons
-Zone out: stare off into space

British Slang

I know I did a post on this already, but I'm reposting it to see if someone out there actually reads my posts, more curiosity than anything, really.

Brit Slang

All mouth and no trousers
-All talk and no action, braggart

All to cock
-Unsatisfactory, mixed up, screwed up

Arse
-Buttocks; someone who acts in a disapproving manner

arse bandit
-Homosexual(offensive, derogatory)

Bang to rights
-Caught in the act

Bent
-Dishonest, corrupt; homosexual(mildly derogatory)

Bang up
-Lock up in prison; inject lethal drug

Berk
-Idiot, stupid person

Bird
-Girl, woman

Bizzie
-Policeman

Blighty
-Britain, used by British troops serving abroad

Bloke
-Any man or man of authority

Blow off
-Fart

Blimey
-Blah blah blah; worthless talk

Blooming
-Another way of saying "Bloody"

Bogtrotter
-Derogatory term for Irishman

Bollocks
-Vulgar term for male genitals; also used to describe something as useless

Bristols
-Female breasts

Bugger off
-Go away

Cheesed off
-Fed up, angry

Chippy
-Carpenter

Codswallop
-Nonsense

Conk
-Hit on the head

Copper
-Policeman

Crackers
-Insane

Darbies
-Handcuffs

Donkey's years
-Very long time

Eating irons
-Cutlery

Flasher
-One who indecently exposes himself

Fag
-Cigarette

Flick
-Film

Fuzz
-The police

Gassed
-Drunk

Gander
-Usually preceded by 'to have a' or 'take a'. To look

Geezer
-Man, an old one

Git
-Stupid, incompetent, annoying

Gob
-Mouth; spit

Gogglebox
-TV

Hard cheese
-Bad luck

Headbang
-To nod/shake one's head violently to rock music

Headbanger
-One who listens to or is a fan of heavy metal music

Honk
-Vomit

Hook
-Steal

Hooter
-Nose

Hump
-To carry; have sex with

Idiot Box
-TV

Jack up
-Inject drug

Jag
-Drug taking, binge; period of uncontrolled activity

Jessie
-Term for effeminate man or one that is weak or afraid

Knackered
-Exhausted, tired

Knob jockey
-Homosexual

Knockers
-Breasts

Loo
-Lavatory(bathroom)

Mick
-Derogatory term for Irishman

Mental
-Crazy/insane

Moniker
-Nickname, signature, mark

Nick
-Steal; police station or prison; arrest

Nobble
-Disable

Nonce
-Sex offender

Nookie
-Sex. My mom likes this word, makes her laugh!!!

Off one's nut
-Crazy, foolish

Pickled
-Drunk

Pig
-Derogatory term for police

Pillock
-Stupid or annoying person

Plastered
-Extremely drunk

Queer as a clockwork orange
-Odd indeed; homosexual

Rozzer
-Police

Shag
-To have sex

Shiner
-Black eye

Scouser
-Someone from Liverpool

Sod off
-Go away

Take the piss(out of)
-To mock

Tart
-Shortened version of sweetheart

Tube
-The London Underground

British words not widely used in the US

Anorak
-In the US, a type of hoodless jacket. In the UK, a nerd, a dork
Adder
-Viper

Baby minder
-Babysitter

Banger
-Sausage; type of small firework; stock car racing

Banknote
-Paper money issued by central bank

Barrister
-Only type of lawyer qualified to argue a case in both high and low courts

Black pudding
-Aka blood sausage

Bleeder
-Derogatory term for bloke(what's the stupid bleeder done now?)

Blimey
-Exclamation of surprise

Boardies
-Long shorts used for surfing or beachwear

Bobby
-Police officer

Boffin
-Scientist, engineer

Bonnet
-Hood of a car

Boot
-Trunk of car

Brass monkeys
-Cold(cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey)

Brekkie
-Synonym for breakfast

Brolly
-Umbrella

Brown bread
-Dead. (You're brown bread, mate!)

Bugger
-Word for alarm, frustration

Car hire
-Car rental

Cheeky
-Impertinent

Cheerio!
-Friendly exclamation of farewell

Chimney pot
-Smoke stack on top of a house

Chip shop
-Fish and chip shop

Chuck
-Throw

Cobblers
-Shoemakers

Daft
-Odd, eccentric

Dibs
-Cash

Dodgems
-Bumper cars

Fairy Lights
-Christmas lights

Fish fingers
-Fish sticks

Fiver
-5 pound note(bill)

Fortnight
-Period of 14 days or 2 weeks

Funfair
-Traveling carnival

Gaol
-Prison

Headmaster, Headmistress
-Person in charge of a school

High street
-Primary business/shopping street

Holidaymaker
-Person on vacation

Ice lolly
-Popsicle

Jam sandwich
-Police car

Knickers
-Ladies undergarments

Letter box
-Slot in wall/door in which mail comes in.

Lollipop man/woman
-School crossing guard

Lorry
-Large motor vehicle

Motorway
-Controlled access highway

Newsagent
-Store owner that sells strictly newspapers

Panda car
-Police car

Petrol
-Gasoline

Phonebox
-Phone booth, payphone

Pillar box
-Tall, red box on street for outgoing mail.

Parcel
-Package

Pram
-Victorian England term for baby carriage

Prat
-Fool, idiot

Quid
-Pound sterling monetary unit

Randy
-Horny, made popular by the Austin Powers movies

Row
-Fight; argument

Rubbish
-Trash; worthless

Salad dodger
-Overweight person

Skive off
-Sneak off, avoid work

Snog
-Kiss

Spiv
-Unemployed person who lives by their wits; someone who deals in black market goods

Telly
-TV

Totty
-Sexually alluring woman

Yonks
-A long time

Zebra crossing
-Crosswalk

British Slang

I was inspired by Child of the Sixties post about 60s slang, so I thought I would do one on Brit slang, because in 1997, the movie The Full Monty came to American theatres and most of them were issuing brochures to translate the British slang used in the movie. Also included will be words used in both England and the US that have different meanings in both England and the US. Sorry, but some of these words are kinda funny, especially if someone is saying one in surprise with an accent to go with it.


So that people don't think I'm stealing!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_words_not_widely_used_in_the_United_States

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_words_having_different_meanings_in_British_and_American_English:_A–L
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_words_having_different_meanings_in_British_and_American_English:_M-Z


A&E
US: US TV channel
England: accident and emergency department of a hospital

Ace
US: to perform outstandingly, best starting pitcher on baseball
England: good, excellent(1980s slang)

Amber
US. English: orange-yellow color
England: traffic light color

Anorak
US: Hooded, rainproof jacket with out zipper
England: parka; a socially awkward person interested in something to the level of obsession(i.e. geek, nerd, dweeb, etc)

Arse
US: behind
England: your behind

Asian
US: East Asia, southeast Asia
England: originating from Pakistan, Bangladesh, or Sri Lanka

Athletics
US: sports
England: sports comprising of track and field, cross country and walking

Balmy
US: hot and humid
England: insane, aka barmy

Banger
US: particularly club friendly beat or song, a gang member
England: type of sausage, i.e. bangers and mash, an old car in disrepair (in US aka a beater)

Batty
US: crazy, nuts
England: homosexual

Bender
US: binge drinking, bending over to puke
England: derogatory term for gay man, for the act of bending over to have anal sex.

Bill
US: paper money
England: the police, aka banknote

Bird
US: avian creature, derogatory gesture of flipping the middle finger up, i.e. flipping someone the bird
England: one's girlfriend, female slang

Biscuit
US: type of quick bread served with savory foods. In the UK, it is similar to a scone
England: baked sweet or cake like item which is hard when baked and softened over time

Blinkers
US: lights on a car to indicate direction
England: leather  flaps on a bridle to restrict a horse's lateral vision

Bloody(this one for some reason cracks me up if I hear someone say it, I die laughing!)
US: covered in blood
England: used in place of the f word i.e Bloody hell, bloody nightmare. People say this in place of saying f---. A bad word used to express anger.

Blow Off
US: not to show up and meet someone
England: break wind

Bog
US: partially flooded farmland used to grow cranberries
England: toilet

Bogey
US: unidentified aircraft
England: dried nasal mucus- yuck!!

Bonnet
US: hat worn over the head
England: hood of the car

Boot
US: type of shoe
England: trunk of car

Bent
US: not straight
England: gay

Callbox
US: emergency phone
England: telephone booth

Canteen
US: cafeteria
England: where you get food

Chaps
US: leather leggings worn by cowboys and designed to protect against thorns.
England: men or boys

Chips
US: long cuts of deep fried potato, aka French fries
England: Crisps

Commissioner
US: political head of police department
England: head of Metropolitan Police Service and City of London Police

Constable
US: peace officer in a township without organized police department
England: police officer of any rank

Faggot
US: derogatory term for gay man
England: type of meatball

Flapjack
US: pancake
England: flat oak cake

Flat
US: flat tire,  level and smooth
England: apartment

Frock
US: type of jacket worn as outer garment that goes to the knee
England: shirt

Geezer
US: old person(derogatory)
England: gangster, man(in Cockney accent)

Gob
US: large amounts of
England: mouth, spit

Hole in the Wall
US: out of the way place, i.e. restaurant, can be used as a compliment
England: automatic teller machine

Homely
US: plain, ugly
England: cozy, comfortable

Hooker
US: prostitute
England: rugby position

IRA
US: Individual Retirement Account
England: Irish Repbulican Army

Knickers
US: pants
England: pants, ladies underwear

Knock Up
US: impregnate
England: practice tennis

Mad
US: enraged
England: crazy

Make Out
US: kissing
England: snog, to kiss

Nick
US: small cut, sometimes someone's name
England: to steal, police station

Panda
US: cute little black and white bear
England: police car

Shag
US: type of furry looking carpet
England: to have sex

Smashed
US: extremely drunk
England: destroyed beyond reasoning

Tart
US: sour flavored
England: female prostitute

Tea
US:
England: afternoon snack, sometimes called high tea.

Underground
US: subterranean
England: train system, like in London

Yankee
US: player for the New York Yankees baseball team
England: name for someone from the US


British slang

Baby Minder
England: baby sitter

Barrister
England: judge

Blimey
England: expression of suprise

Bobby
England: police officer

Boffin
England: scientist/engineer

Bollocks
England: talking weird, lies, crazy talk

Brekkie
England: synonym for breakfast

Bristols
England: breasts on a woman

Fortnight
England: period of 14 days and nights or 2 weeks

Git
England: idiot, annoying person

High Street
England: primary business and shopping street

Lollipop Woman/Man
England: school crossing guard

Loo
England: toilet

Lorry
England: in US truck, but in England, a large moving van

Nobble
England: sabotage

Petrol
England: gasoline

Pillar Box
England: for getting outgoing mail, in England these are the tall red mailboxes with black tops on them.

Pillock
England: foolish person, used in northern England

Postie
England: nickname for a postman/woman

Pub
England: bar

Prat
England: incompetent, fool, idiot

Quid
England: money, monetary unit, probably coins

Randy
England:  Horny; used in the Austin Powers movies, along with shag

Rozzers
England: police, male genitals

Rubbish
England: worthless unwanted material

Rucksack
England: backpack

Rug Muncher
England: lesbian

Sod Off
England: go away, get lost, buzz off, or another one, piss off

Spiv
England: unemployed person who lives by their wits

Telly
England: Television

Totty
England: sexually alluring ladies, in 19th century a term for prostitutes