Life is what happens when you are making other plans~ John Lennon
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind~Gandhi
The time is always right to do what is right~ Martin Luther King Jr.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Well, this sucks!

Have you ever actually heard yourself say "Well, this sucks!" Here are some moments that will really have you saying this out loud!

Getting a head injury will really mess up your hand-eye coordination
When your laptop eats more of your food than you do
When the weather forecasters actually get it right on predictions of freezing rain
Lemurs thinking you're a toilet
"I said only a dash of pepper, a single dash."
Talk about a costume failure
Gives new meaning to the phrase "walking on eggshells"
It's a bad sign when even your own house wants you out
"Honey, did you see the forecast for this morning? It called for snow. And did you remember to roll up the windows last night?"
When toilet paper goes faster than usual...
You know something interesting happened if your backseat looks like the scene of a murder
Taking a deep breath may not be the brightest of ideas...
Even the rain gutter wants in
When you drink more than just the drink...
"You're...not safe"
Showers aren't always for everyone
(My stepdad has this problem with our downstairs shower. He's taller than any of us!!)
Sometimes, kitchens are not for everyone...
Aww, poor duck...

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