Which music festival should you go to?

Music festivals are one of the many things that signal summer is on its way. Music festivals are the best. You can see hundreds of musicians for the price of one. Which music festival should you go to?

Q1
Your age range
-Under 16
-16-24
-25-39
-40+

Q2
What are you most likely to eat?
-Quinoa
-Can't possibly eat anything
-Chips
-Pie (filling not important)

Q3
Your drink of choice
-Whatever is available
-Can of Strongbow cider
-Locally sourced cider/ale
-Latte

Q4
When watching a band, what do you do?
-Jump up/down
-Sit on floor and appreciate music
-Mosh
-Chat

Q5
Once the bands are done, what's your ideal thing to do?
-go to bed
-Rave
-Go and watch a circus or cabaret or flashing lights or something
-Chill around the campfire with a few drinks

Q6
It's 1:30 in the afternoon. You pass a tent packed to capacity with people and it's blaring techno music. What do you do?
-Pay no attention to it because you're headed for the bar
-Get stuck in
-Explain how it's not on your list of things to do
-Mutter "Some people"

Q7
A stage is hidden by foliage. People are reading poetry. What to do???
-think to yourself "well, it's not usually my thing, but I'll give it a go"
-Stand at the back and talk
-Heckle the poet and run away
-Say "Ah yes, this is Bohdan Piasecki, I was hoping we'd catch him"

Q8
You gotta go to the toilet. What to do????
-Pay extra to use a fancy bathroom
-Use a portapotty
-Wait until you get home
-Wee into a ready to thrown up cup

Q9
Chosen festival attire
-Flowery poncho
-Vest, cargo shorts
-Straw hat, aviator shades
-Black hoodie, skinny jeans

Q10
When you want to phone your friend to find out where they are, what do you do?
-I don't have a phone
-just call them because you got to a recharge point
-I have no signal. Try again later
-I have a solar powered charger

Q11
Starting to rain. What to do?
-Take off shirt and scream like idiot
-Chill out in a tent until it eases up
-go home
-Drink cans of alcohol in tent

Q12
What do you spend money on at festivals?
-Booze
-Food
-I'd rather not say
-Sunglasses

Q13
You're taking your infant child to the festival, what do you go and watch?
-folk music to educate their young brain
-Peppa Pig Live!
-the dance tent
-Go and explore the Kidz Zone

Q14
Who do you like to go to a festival with?
-My other half
-My old uni mates and their partners
-A bunch of people you just met
-The lads/girls

Q15
What's the main thing you want from the festival?
-New experiences
-Good memories
-No memories
-A great time for the family

My Answers
Q1
-16-24

Q2
-Chips

Q3
-Whatever is available

Q4
-Jump up/down

Q5
-Chill around the campfire with a few drinks

Q6
-Pay no attention to it because you're headed for the bar

Q7
-think to yourself "well, it's not usually my thing, but I'll give it a go"

Q8
-Use a portapotty

Q9
-Straw hat, aviator shades

Q10
-just call them because you got to a recharge point

Q11
-Take off shirt and scream like idiot

Q12
-Food

Q13
-the dance tent

Q14
-My other half (hopefully this means sibling)

Q15
-New experiences

What Music Festival Should I Go To?

V Festival, which is a music festival in England referencing the Virgin Media Group
-Congratulations! You’re obviously a massive lad/ladette. You just as happy watching Rudimental on the V Stage as you are getting down to Stereophinics. But you’re most interested in what’s happening at the bar. Whaaaaay!