Not sure why, but this movie just cracks me up. And I think it might be because not everyone has seen it and the way they talk makes it that much funnier, and what I mean is, the words they use, are funny
King Arthur: [after cutting off the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid, bastard. You've got no arms left
Black Knight: Yes I have
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings
Woman: Well, how'd you become king then?
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round saying I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant